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[Traummaschine]

Click here to support Help make the worst Youtube video ever organized by Quinton Kyle Hoover

Hi. My name is Quinton Reviews. I would like to make the worst Youtube video of all time, but I desperately need your help.You can follow the chronology of the story on my twitter, the links are below....

www.gofundme.com

Fundraiser by Quinton Kyle Hoover : Help make the worst Youtube video…

archived 23 Jul 2019 13:51:57 UTC

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Link to the gofundme

So far 40% of the amount has been donated by himself.

Edit: Although the 50$ from an anonymous source could be him too of course.

 

[UE 558]

So why is Quinton putting so much effort into something that’s totally a comedy skit and not gay porn?

 

[Terror Rism]

ideally there is no property so you would obviously own none of it and i would keep it forever
communism is when i own things and you don't, right? give me the money. money me now please. me want money now. me money me now.

 

[Jack Awful]

Fundraiser by Quinton Kyle Hoover : Help make the worst Youtube video…

archived 23 Jul 2019 13:51:57 UTC

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Here's the archive of the gofundme for his sex doll in case he deletes it.

 

[kmfdm]

I like that the fundraiser is titled “Help me make the worst Youtube video of all time”. That’s like Usain Bolt trying to beat his world record. Your contrapoints worship video already got you the gold, quinton.

 

[Absorbed]

@Absorbed’s peter coffin joke was more correct than it deserved to be

I had no idea he's gonna get THIS close to Petey THIS soon lmao.

I really want this to be real Internet Historian trolling him but I don't think it is.

 

[amieth]

Am I the only one that thought he was gay when I first saw him? The incel-neckbeard vibes swung the otherway for me that he was too introverted to talk to men, not women. Plus the sudden shift to being left/le skeptic/breadtube in a matter of two or so years could be he's realized he's a gay.

 

[UE 558]

Am I the only one that thought he was gay when I first saw him? The incel-neckbeard vibes swung the otherway for me that he was too introverted to talk to men, not women. Plus the sudden shift to being left/le skeptic/breadtube in a matter of two or so years could be he's realized he's a gay.

Is he like the leftist version of @Bryan Dunn? Is Quinty gonna get piss drunk at 2AM and monologue about how he wants to force himself onto Hbomber?

 

[Chiri]

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That's a good question, Quinton. Trying to chase the affections of people who will probably never acknowledge you isn't the wisest of life choices.


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So I guess this business with the doll is just how Quinton acts when he doesn't get enough sleep. Sure. I'm not entirely clear on what he means by calling Boris Johnson the physical manifestation of Twitter rants since I imagine with Twitter's user base someone like AOC would be more appropriate for that description. Unless of course he's actually talking about the subject of rants on Twitter.

 

[Angry Shoes]

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That's a good question, Quinton. Trying to chase the affections of people who will probably never acknowledge you isn't the wisest of life choices.

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So I guess this business with the doll is just how Quinton acts when he doesn't get enough sleep. Sure. I'm not entirely clear on what he means by calling Boris Johnson the physical manifestation of Twitter rants since I imagine with Twitter's user base someone like AOC would be more appropriate for that description. Unless of course he's actually talking about the subject of rants on Twitter.

He always finds a way to post the coldest takes in the least funny way possible. It's like his autistic superpower.

 

[Rebis]

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That's a good question, Quinton. Trying to chase the affections of people who will probably never acknowledge you isn't the wisest of life choices.

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So I guess this business with the doll is just how Quinton acts when he doesn't get enough sleep. Sure. I'm not entirely clear on what he means by calling Boris Johnson the physical manifestation of Twitter rants since I imagine with Twitter's user base someone like AOC would be more appropriate for that description. Unless of course he's actually talking about the subject of rants on Twitter.

“I was sleep deprived” is the slightly more grown-up version of “Haha sorry my friend took my phone and typed that.”

 

[SwanDive]

By next years time, I'm expecting Quinton to pull a JonTron and try to debate Destiny or someone like him about something that he knows absolutely nothing about and make an ass of himself talking about how we need to murder landlords or some shit.

 

[Rotollo]

By next years time, I'm expecting Quinton to pull a JonTron and try to debate Destiny or someone like him about something that he knows absolutely nothing about and make an ass of himself talking about how we need to murder landlords or some shit.

personally I expect him to try to shit on metokur somehow to try to "DeRadicalize his fanbase"

 

[UE 558]

personally I expect him to try to shit on metokur somehow to try to "DeRadicalize his fanbase"

He’s too pussy for Jim, he’ll probably pick an easier, stupider target like Jeremy Hambly or NoBullshit

 

[Rotollo]

He’s too pussy for Jim, he’ll probably pick an easier, stupider target like Jeremy Hambly or NoBullshit

eh it all depends, I would brake it down like this in order to occur
Ego*self intellectual grandeur + USI > chickenshitness
he already has variable 2 and 3 big enough, all that needs to be seen his how big his ego is and we will see if he will try to put his hand on fire.

 

[FakeishNamedicoot]

eh it all depends, I would brake it down like this in order to occur
Ego*self intellectual grandeur + USI > chickenshitness
he already has variable 2 and 3 big enough, all that needs to be seen his how big his ego is and we will see if he will try to put his hand on fire.

You forgot to factor in the level of available legos he can play with.

 

[UE 558]

QR vs. Jim wouldn’t be Internet Bloodsports, it would be an Internet Execution, bloodsports would imply that the other guy can fight back

 

[scathefire]

QR vs. Jim wouldn’t be Internet Bloodsports, it would be an Internet Execution, bloodsports would imply that the other guy can fight back

It would be like Ancient Rome when they executed criminals by siccing a lion or a bear on them in the arena. Everyone would simply watch as Quinton gets mauled and eaten alive by Jim the ruthless lion. That would be beyond godly but also pretty unlikely

 

[UE 558]

It would be like Ancient Rome when they executed criminals by siccing a lion or a bear on them in the arena. Everyone would simply watch as Quinton gets mauled and eaten alive by Jim the ruthless lion. That would be beyond godly but also pretty unlikely

Either that or Jim just calls him a faggot 2 minutes in, QR bitches out like a faggot, and cries in the corner for 2 days, surrounded by his precious horde of papa johns pizza

 

[Dickxon]

I'm not entirely clear on what he means by calling Boris Johnson the physical manifestation of Twitter rants since I imagine with Twitter's user base someone like AOC would be more appropriate for that description. Unless of course he's actually talking about the subject of rants on Twitter.

Twitter rants which I no like bad.
Funny British Hair Man bad.
Therefore, Funny British Hair Man is Twitter Rants I no like.
Chief Beard-on-Neck have spoken. Ugh.