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[Jack Awful]

Here's a preview from his sex doll video. At least he's washing off the cum.

Completely asexual Quinton films himself in the shower with his gay sex doll that he bought for purely platonic purposes.

 

[semiurge]

Here's a preview from his sex doll video. At least he's washing off the cum.

As if Breadtube would associate with a man who meticulously stages a graphic murder on a representation of an ethnically ambiguous gay man, in the style of a scene where a woman is callously brutalized for shock value.

My god it's like he's begging for it. I'm gonna download the video, in case he tries to delete it.

Edit: All attached.

Spoiler: Not a good look.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

He's just such a film nerd though, guys. All sweet ladies welcome to Quinton's movie night, with epic ironic male sex dolls and schnapps, recreating famous murder scenes, perchance a little platonic cuddling, it'll be just like a night with the girls except with a guy who is struggling to resist the urge to rape you

 

[DuckSucker]

Quinton has terrifying dead cod eyes in every single picture taken of him. His eyes stay totally static, No microexpressions, no squinting when he "smiles".

Real and honest question: is this an autism thing? It's really unnerving when he never, ever seems to be naturally expressive.

The squinting when you smile thing is probably more facial and bone structure, its like having dimples. I havent seen him smile or laugh but what would be weird is that he has that very midwestern look and has fat cheeks so if he's doing the sociopath youtube "ad photo" smile it would turn out that way.

Ive seen more charismatic people doing the ad photo smile, though. It just looks weird when its on someone who isnt a "people person"--and probably has autism.

Spineless cuck is still posting on Twitter at a family occassion.

Im reading backwards through this thread and really laughing at the idea that Pewdiepie is such a big influence on you that youre at an event and "literally shaking" and tweeting. I wonder if the dude is trolling because Ive never read "literally shaking" and not been like -- okay youre exaggerating a bit, I get it -- whether or not I agree with or care about what theyre saying, but I could imagine him actually having a panic attack in public and being histrionic over just the idea that maybe Pewdiepie called you a stupid faggot or something (and frankly I could imagine him doing it mostly for attention too, at somebody elses wedding, no less).

 

[Doctor Placebo]

As if Breadtube would associate with a man who meticulously stages a graphic murder on a representation of an ethnically ambiguous gay man, in the style of a scene where a woman is callously brutalized for shock value.

My god it's like he's begging for it. I'm gonna download the video, in case he tries to delete it.

Edit: All attached.

Spoiler: Not a good look.

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I thought he was gonna do some "look at this wacky thing I bought online guyz" video, and maybe dress the doll up and take it to the park or some shit. Something like a poor man's Jontron or Ashens.

Instead he made something you'd expect to be discovered on a serial killer's previously unknown youtube channel after his arrest.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Can we please try to understand his vision:
- Why using a dissolve right after a quick pan?
- Why not saving for a tripod or a stabilizer?
- Why dont you focus the frame?
- Why mixing one useless frame to establish the water on the way of your master?
- Why recreating the shower scene from Psycho?
- Why you take fragments from the original straight from Movieclips?
- Why dont you ask for a friend to help you film so you can commit to your shitpost?
- Why repeating the Looney Toons: Back in Action gag and completely ruined it?
- Why did you destroy your sex doll after you wasted at least a grand on it for one cheap gag?

This leaves me with so many questions. It does look like he is somehow going to make the terrible video he promised, is just not going to be that different from the rest of his videography.

 

[Jack Awful]

dress the doll up and take it to the park or some shit.

Reminds me of someone...

 

[existencialdispointment]

Do you want to turn into Moviebob Quinton? Because that's how you turn into Moviebob.

he is already movie bob

 

[The Pink Panther]

he is already movie bob

He's not as annoying as Moviebob.

He's just as pathetic though.

 

[existencialdispointment]

He's not as annoying as Moviebob.

He's just as pathetic though.

i would argue more pathetic
at least moviebob tries to act like the "big man"

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

His "worst video ever" is up

 

[Doctor Placebo]

He's not as annoying as Moviebob.

He's just as pathetic though.

i would argue more pathetic
at least moviebob tries to act like the "big man"

Quinton is kind of endearing in his patheticness though, while Bob is just a hateful, repulsive individual. Quinton is basically the left wing youtuber version of the Bad Luck Brian meme.

 

[LukeMcGregor]

The thing with Quinton is he is clearly unhappy and shifted his personality to better fit a group that promotes tolerance, probably trying to trick himself to happiness by getting on the 'right side of history' and surrounding himself with people who won't attack him in fear of losing their own spot at the table. The worst way he can get criticised by this new group is with creep accusations which he has already hampered by claiming to be asexual. If he grew some balls, strated being himself and connected with actual people instead of Garfield he might be able to turn things around. If not he will probably go even further and troon out.

On the other hand Bob is just a fat loser who has always and will always be the same.

 

[DuckSucker]

His "worst video ever" is up

What a dumb fuck. At least other "DONT CLICK HERE" things actually give you some incentive to actually be curious. Whether it be through attempts at simple, minimal "Dont click this!" with nothing else, so youre like "Hm what is this about?" Or it goes all the way and sets up the scene, or shows you a thumbnail where it says "This thing sucks! (Dont click this)" and makes you go, "Oh come on it cant be that bad, the thumbnail is showing me something interesting."

Quinton doesnt commit to either, possibly doesnt even understand how the bait works, so he just shows you a shitty image where you already know what's in the video, and he titles it (DONT CLICK HERE) like it's going to be spooky or shocking -- or someone is going to go "Oh no what could this possibly be about?" Dude youve already shown your torn up sex doll in the thumbnail, it's not shocking or surprising. Maybe to, like, a toddler.

Anyone who happens across this will just go "Oh okay, I wont" and move on, there's nothing there, no hook or whatever.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

What a dumb fuck. At least other "DONT CLICK HERE" things actually give you some incentive to actually be curious. Whether it be through attempts at simple, minimal "Dont click this!" with nothing else, so youre like "Hm what is this about?" Or it goes all the way and sets up the scene, or shows you a thumbnail where it says "This thing sucks! (Dont click this)" and makes you go, "Oh come on it cant be that bad, the thumbnail is showing me something interesting."

Quinton doesnt commit to either, possibly doesnt even understand how the bait works, so he just shows you a shitty image where you already know what's in the video, and he titles it (DONT CLICK HERE) like it's going to be spooky or shocking -- or someone is going to go "Oh no what could this possibly be about?" Dude youve already shown your torn up sex doll in the thumbnail, it's not shocking or surprising. Maybe to, like, a toddler.

Anyone who happens across this will just go "Oh okay, I wont" and move on, there's nothing there, no hook or whatever.

Quinton and his friends can't act. You know this reminds me of a ancient Smosh Video except this goes on forever and it's really not funny.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Quinton and his friends can't act. You know this reminds me of a ancient Smosh Video except this goes on forever and it's really not funny.

Except Smosh was funny in that juvenile kind of way back in the day.

Quinton's just cringe.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Except Smosh was funny in that juvenile kind of way back in the day.

Quinton's just cringe.

That's because they were just kids and Quinton's a grown ass man.

 

[TokiBun]

And he deserved to lose that many subs after the video. I watched the first minute of it and it was a confusing, annoying mess. No one wants to see a sex doll let alone Quinton’s.

 

[Higgins]

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And he deserved to lose that many subs after the video. I watched the first minute of it and it was a confusing, annoying mess. No one wants to see a sex’s I’ll let alone Quinton’s.

Proud of being a failure and losing fans. You know that's one thing about lefties & SJWs type I always found offputting: the constant obsession with sex, with emphasis of really degenerate sex acts. No one wants to hear about it.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

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And he deserved to lose that many subs after the video. I watched the first minute of it and it was a confusing, annoying mess. No one wants to see a sex doll let alone Quinton’s.

BIGOTS = BTFO. Commence operation Get Woke Go Broke.