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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

  • Total voters
    2,036
Aight kiwis, who is the brave hero that will post the "be crime, do gay" screenshots on his Discord or ask him why he did?

It's about time to clarify something.

> He is a joke even to his fans and friends.
> Not even them trust Q as a source of anything but entertainment and he knows that.
> To a degree he understands he did a Doug Walker and all he has left is believing that he somehow can recapture that old spark he had.
> When you ask if he sees his own audience as Friends, the answer is yes.
> He believes that lie to vent his problems because YouTube Friends means shit.
 
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Aight kiwis, who is the brave hero that will post the "be crime, do gay" screenshots on his Discord or ask him why he did?
It's about time to clarify something.

He is a joke even to his fans and friends.
Not even them trust Q as a source of anything but entertainment and he knows that.
To a degree he understands he did a Doug Walker and all he has left is believing that he somehow can recapture that old spark he had.
When you ask if he sees his own audience as Friends, the answer is yes.
He believes that lie to vent his problems because YouTube Friends means shit.

Fat fucker needs to drop the YouTube shit and go make some real friends. I know he's mentioned having a few before (that supposedly had him on a fucking suicide watch during 'ChangeTheChannel') but it's obvious the motherfucker has few-to-no legitimate interpersonal connections with anyone in his immediate vicinity and he's deteriorating fast because of it.

Some of you have access to his Discrod apparently? Tell the sad sack to get off of Twitter and install Tinder or some shit. Fatter, uglier people than him get laid all the time.
 
Ok lovely non flying birds I have a DeeDee MegaDumpDump here because I was lend a lot of information by a lot of different sources and since non of them wanna spread their love to good old Q I'm gonna do it myself, so you don't have to.

First, TransGarf Autismo Vol. 2. The patients effectively run the asylum and the usual suspects are running amock. Special thanks to one of my Discord associates for his great work on the recolection of this screenshots. To clarify, I didn't do shit here, all praise to him.

Second, as you might know already Quinton went to whiteknight Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan of New Guy fame and is backtracking. Special thanks to special kiwis @NielBreenLover96 and @Tempest for taking the evidence. Bare in mind that even Nolan told him to STFU.


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He either has autism or wants you to believe he has autism. Be careful ladies, if he sees the "they/them" tag on your bio it's already too late.

Third, did you guys know he uploaded a video this week. It was breefly mentioned on the screencaps on the first Discord dump but I didn't review it because like everyone else I had better shit to do this week or could't bring myself to care.

It's forty three minutes of a heavy handed take on philosophy from a guy that is a less attractive version of Jameela Jamil. Just as many of his videos it doesn't seem to worth mentioning because nobody seems to care this exists.
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Why even bother when you remember a good deal of them have not even watched The Good Place? I'm surprised we still lack a video on BoJack Horseman but it probably would be an excuse to not produce for three months and go to GarfieldLand out of depression.

So I wanna know something, should we just start downloading his videos from now on so he doesn't even get the pity views I and a few other masochists gave him?
 
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Quinton addresses the main reason why his videos are underperforming. That being that they're too long, Also, potential love quest:
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Granted, shortening his videos is probably a good idea, considering that he's not good at holding the watcher's attention for an extended period of time and would help him stay on topic. However, the main reasons his videos underperform are him constantly alienating his audience, his reputation and he's pretty boring. Also, calling it now: his love interest is likely going to be a troon.

No it's because they're boring shit with random political jabs that nobody carres you fucking retard.
God how deluded can you be, maybe upload another long vid on how you want to fuck nyk/Garfield again and see if that gives ya some attention again. It's so funny seeing someone who wanted to be part of TGWTG back in the day literally end up acting exactly like them, boring over done le epic funny vids. I seriously can't understand who watches him at this point? Sorry if I sound a bit upset but it just baffles me. I feel like ever since he jumped on the breadtube train everything has been declining more and more in quality. Not saying it was amazing but I remember actually liking some old stuff but now it's just so mundane and boring. Only thing I'm looking forward is the inevitable troon arc.
 
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Weebs when they're called pedophiles for watching loli hentai.
JonTron didn't hurt anybody either but Q hasn't forgive him in over three years and he likely hasn't moved on. Only reason he doesn't bring up Mumkey anymore is because last time he did everyone was against him.

No it's because they're boring shit with random political jabs that nobody carres you fucking exceptional individual.
God how deluded can you be, maybe upload another long vid on how you want to fuck nyk/Garfield again and see if that gives ya some attention again. It's so funny seeing someone who wanted to be part of TGWTG back in the day literally end up acting exactly like them, boring over done le epic funny vids. I seriously can't understand who watches him at this point? Sorry if I sound a bit upset but it just baffles me. I feel like ever since he jumped on the breadtube train everything has been declining more and more in quality. Not saying it was amazing but I remember actually liking some old stuff but now it's just so mundane and boring. Only thing I'm looking forward is the inevitable troon arc.
His videos underperforming has a legit funny reason. Two years ago his channel was pretty much commentary, spuffing Content Cop and going with other popular opinions of the time such as one on Tana Mongeau and the n-word and his journey to VidCon that are legit lost media. As part of his purity test he purged them thus purging the views that he once had. You don't need to be an expert on running a YouTube channel to know that deleting views means that you lose visibility and therefore the algorithm leaves you to die. Quinton raided the trends and he knew it, now he is stucked with his line of content and his incapacity to appeal to the machine. Big Joel makes retarded videos on pop culture but at least he can pretend he knows what he is talking about and his autism can get pretty funny, Quinton on the other hand makes forty plus fever dreams that don't appeal to anyone but people that already agree with him.

I cannot stress this enough, Quinton does have fans, and many are exactly what you expect to be a fan of this kind of guy. There's Salandria in Instagram and Twitter, who makes fanart almost everyday and has pink hair and SocialJWorrier on Discord, that desperately wants to become a youtuber and seems to think Quinton is his best possible mentor on doing so. Quinton has Quintons and the reason is because they do see themselves in him, almost all of them have an anime avatar over a trans pride flag and unnironically like Garfield.
 
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It's fascinating viewing the people who support the comic's message try to justify it.

"Why is everyone so mad? The comic isn't real, but if it was, it would be fine because all corporations are bad no matter what and everything should be free."

Even Moviebob realized it was a bad take and denounced the comic.
 
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Ok lovely non flying birds I have a DeeDee MegaDumpDump here because I was lend a lot of information by a lot of different sources and since non of them wanna spread their love to good old Q I'm gonna do it myself, so you don't have to.

First, TransGarf Autismo Vol. 2. The patients effectively run the asylum and the usual suspects are running amock. Special thanks to one of my Discord associates for his great work on the recolection of this screenshots. To clarify, I didn't do shit here, all praise to him.

Second, as you might know already Quinton went to whiteknight Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan of New Guy fame and is backtracking. Special thanks to special kiwis @NielBreenLover96 and @Tempest for taking the evidence. Bare in mind that even Nolan told him to STFU.


https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/1586388713987-png.1221407/
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He either has autism or wants you to believe he has autism. Be careful ladies, if he sees the "they/them" tag on your bio it's already too late.

Third, did you guys know he uploaded a video this week. It was breefly mentioned on the screencaps on the first Discord dump but I didn't review it because like everyone else I had better shit to do this week or could't bring myself to care.

It's forty three minutes of a heavy handed take on philosophy from a guy that is a less attractive version of Jameela Jamil. Just as many of his videos it doesn't seem to worth mentioning because nobody seems to care this exists.
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Why even bother when you remember a good deal of them have not even watched The Good Place? I'm surprised we still lack a video on BoJack Horseman but it probably would be an excuse to not produce for three months and go to GarfieldLand out of depression.

So I wanna know something, should we just start downloading his videos from now on so he doesn't even get the pity views I and a few other masochists gave him?

“It’s okay of someone steals for a good reason” even looking at that argument that comic and shoplifters don’t do that. They still video games and other luxury entertainment items for themselves. Even then his argument is just more bs. If there is actually a starving homeless person I can tell isn’t a panhandler (due to the amount of shelters near me most out on the street are either addicts or pan handlers) I’ll buy them a sandwich or two myself not take another person’s lively hood.

Quintins response proves that the whole argument doesnt even matter he admits his “good crime” argument doesn’t even apply. He’s just coping because lefties like him and manic pixie dream girl veiw themselves as above morals.
 
Only thing I'm looking forward is the inevitable troon arc.

Quinton thrives as a cow when he's tilting at windmills. I initially hopped onto this thread when he was feuding with Mumkey. The stream where he sends hate mail to a fake mumkey account then messages the real mumkey mid-stream to try to save face was just *chef's kiss*. Sadly, Quinton is too insecure / sensitive to routinely start open conflict, so we end up with these long periods of him laying fallow. Still a good slow-burn cow, but the real metamorphosis won't be the troon arc- it will be when the troonery emboldens him to go back on the attack. Until then he's really only worth intermittent check-ins.

As for archiving, I've only bothered archiving videos that I see a high potential of him trying to memory-hole in the future, i.e. the sex doll murder scene. Most of his regular videos literally aren't worth the storage space, there's really no interesting way they could be relevant to future drama. Except, perhaps, to make it clear that Quinton doesn't know a damn thing about production. More archival is always better, but just realize the time and effort you spend saving the video will probably exceed the time and effort he spent making it.
 
It is definitely not Quinton for the fact that everyone really doesn't acknowledge him.
If he had sway in breadtube he wouldn't be sad posting constantly. The fact that he sees other breadtubers as gods further proves this.
Plus the fact that he is a white male, the most toxic entity in breadtube, means that contra could easily cancel him. However, you barely hear about Quinton.
 
It is definitely not Quinton for the fact that everyone really doesn't acknowledge him.
If he had sway in breadtube he wouldn't be sad posting constantly. The fact that he sees other breadtubers as gods further proves this.
Plus the fact that he is a white male, the most toxic entity in breadtube, means that contra could easily cancel him. However, you barely hear about Quinton.

Granted if he acted creepy it wouldn't surprise most of us in the slightest. Considering how all the "lefty male feminists/breadtubes acts"
 
contrapoints mentioned during a video that a prominent left wing youtuber sexually harassed her at vidcon (i think 2018/9 i can't remember), i honestly think that it was probably quinton. this guy gives me extremely weird and sexually depraved vibes. i could easily imagine him sexually harassing someone
Figured I'd emphasize the word that makes this whole idea absolutely impossible. Dude is definitely one bad day away from doing something like that, but it's not gonna be to someone who he views as too good for him.
 
contrapoints mentioned during a video that a prominent left wing youtuber sexually harassed her at vidcon (i think 2018/9 i can't remember), i honestly think that it was probably quinton. this guy gives me extremely weird and sexually depraved vibes. i could easily imagine him sexually harassing someone

Just echoing what others said about how it couldn't have been him with some throwback receipts
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Quinton's beer belly, his smile, the Jew nose, that hair, Contra's bored face, Contra's anorexic neck
I think for me it’s his tweet underneath that gets me.

“She had no idea who I was”.

I can actually hear violins playing when I read that line.
 
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