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Quinton is what the late Don Soygon of Applebees meant by "white niggas" and the fact that what got him out of the skepticsphere orbit was VidCon 2017 only reinforces that belief.
Quinton Reviews / Quinton Kyle Hoover / Q_Review / OttselSpy24 / OttselSpy25 - I KNOW WE HIT THE LIMIT FOR ME TO DO THEM, BUT THOSE THINGS TAKE TIME, NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK ABOUT GARFIELD AND MCDONALDS, WHILE MOCKING OTHER YOUTUBERS!!
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That could've been the one funny joke in the vidcon video. But Quinton did what he usually does, and dragged the joke on for too long.
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Larry Bundy Jr commented on "White Supremacist" Latino Memology's video about a black man accidentally hitting 2 white protesters. I wonder how Quinton would feel about this
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He will probably cut out Larry Bundy Jr.’s part out and ignore all questions about him cutting out that part.
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He did write himself mocking Bundy's accent/speech so maybe nothing. Besides I really doubt he just doesn't know about the Metokur cameo.
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Late but this is the ideal Quinton pic and I hope someone shows this to him some day.
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He's still unsure about how good The Wall Virtual Vidcon is.
https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1279947681625001984 (Archive)
Reminder, Quinton's version of The Wall still doesn't have 100k views yet.
https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1279947681625001984 (Archive)
Reminder, Quinton's version of The Wall still doesn't have 100k views yet.
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Once again, Larry Bundy is /ourguy/
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I'm almost certain Larry has an account here and i have several candidates who i believe may be him
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We are all Larry Bundy.
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I like how "The Wall" is becoming a euphemism for overindulgent Youtuber ego projects
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Let's put things in perspective to add salt to the wound. There are only three videos on Quinton's channel that can be qualified as anything remotely similar to proper films, I think Q himself would agree with me that the following list contains his closest attempts at doing stuff that isn't necessarily tied to his usual video offerings:
- Arbuckle: A Garfield Fan Film (22 mins, 11 months ago, 82k views): Quinton does something similar to Lasagna Cat's "Sex Survey Results" mixing Jim Davis's character with Garfield history including mentions to Gnorm Gnat. Quinton plays Jon, Brendaniel is Garfield. Arguably his most professional work to date.
To Boldly Suck: Bad Lore Movies (1 hour and 51 minutes, 8 months ago, 476k views) is a special case since it contains both a proper review of To Boldly Flee and Quinton's own lore movie so I decided to take in account the uploads that had them separated.
- Quinton Reviews "To Boldly Flee" (47 minutes, 6 months ago, 169k views): The Review proper of a universally paned movie.
- Quinton Reviews: The Movie (special edition) (1 hour and 8 minutes, 6 months ago, 33k views): Considered to be in the realm of "so bad is good" and filled with jabs, some likely intended to the Farms.
And finally My Virtual Vidcon 2020 which five days after becoming public sits at 62k views. Guess I could include his My Garfield Vacation: A Historical Voyage (1 hour and 10 minutes, 3 weeks ago, 38k views) but I settled for his fictional work instead of any "documentary" work. That makes 177k views for all his real efforts, the ones when he was left to his own devices to create instead of just reviewing other's work and it was still derivative of other's ideas and input.
That means all his "serious work" is just 8k views over his one review of the worst movie ever done by the man that inspired him and he mentioned as hoping to never be like.
That means he owes 299k views for attaching his lore movie to a review of the man he despises and has mentioned as he hopes he will never "filmmake like".
That means he has 930k less views than Nostalgia Critic's The Wall, a video that was ridiculed for a whole month for all sorts of creators and briefly reminded people of Channel Awesome after #ChangeTheChannel on despite of getting Jacksfilms (4.73M), ICE *no way I'm spelling his whole name (961K), Scott The Woz (1.04M) and CallMeCarson (2.94M and an adittional 1M on Twitch).
Quinton Reviews is living proof that God exists and might allow idiots to exist and roam the Earth but will always punish them harshly where it matters to keep them in line. Remember that maths are bitches and that's all you need.
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Considering the overall idea and all the different cameos, the vidcon project potentially could have been really successful.
If Quinton had made like three or four 5 minutes long, densely written sketches, he could have raked in the views of all the people wanting to see the cameos or those searching for the term 'vidcon'.
Instead he made a 40+ minutes long drawn out cringe-fest. Not only does the whole 'virtual vidcon with greenscreen cameos'-idea lose it's novelty rapidly in a video this long, but it also won't get the views Quinton anticipated.
Nobody who has never heard of Quinton will click on a video this long if it's in their recommendations. And the more casual viewers of his, who are there for his reviews, probably won't either. (370K subs vs. 67K views seems to prove this)
All in all: "Brevity is the soul of wit."
If Quinton had made like three or four 5 minutes long, densely written sketches, he could have raked in the views of all the people wanting to see the cameos or those searching for the term 'vidcon'.
Instead he made a 40+ minutes long drawn out cringe-fest. Not only does the whole 'virtual vidcon with greenscreen cameos'-idea lose it's novelty rapidly in a video this long, but it also won't get the views Quinton anticipated.
Nobody who has never heard of Quinton will click on a video this long if it's in their recommendations. And the more casual viewers of his, who are there for his reviews, probably won't either. (370K subs vs. 67K views seems to prove this)
All in all: "Brevity is the soul of wit."
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At least with the Channel Awesome stuff it’s so bad it’s good. Quinton’s virtual vidcon is just boring when it isn’t horribly unfunny.
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If you want to see something beautiful if you search up Quinton Reviews on Youtube, the first video that shows up is Virtual Vidcon. Then immediately under it is Falling Down: A Quinton Reviews Story. Which thankfully keeps the best part of the video description in the thumbnail:
Deadwing's Stream (Which gained almost half the views of Quinton's Vid just two days later) is also in the top results. Like I think that sums up Quinton's career pretty well.
Personally his vid isn't as bad as the Wall, but it's very very close.
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It just amazes me that Quinton went into a deep depression over all that Changethechannel autism, vowed to never be like Doug Walker, then became Doug Walker.
Don't believe me?
-Began to hate the very character and content they created so much that they decided to change everything, utterly failing the attempt.
-Had to return to do their "normal" content for views. But brought unfunny, unnecessary and over long skits that made videos tortuous to get through.
-Decided it was a good idea to start injecting their politics into videos. To the expected result of further fragmenting their audiences.
-Gained massive egos that didn't allow for them to see what they were doing was not working and further isolated them from positive influences (aka good content creators and genuine friends) as they began to block all "detractors"
-Both have hyper autistic "magnum Opus's" that are poorly produced and put together cameo reels with a garbage fire story of pure self-indulgent cringe in the background pretending to be movies.
-Both are now stuck doing what they hate and doomed to a slow death of diminishing interest and views
Don't believe me?
-Began to hate the very character and content they created so much that they decided to change everything, utterly failing the attempt.
-Had to return to do their "normal" content for views. But brought unfunny, unnecessary and over long skits that made videos tortuous to get through.
-Decided it was a good idea to start injecting their politics into videos. To the expected result of further fragmenting their audiences.
-Gained massive egos that didn't allow for them to see what they were doing was not working and further isolated them from positive influences (aka good content creators and genuine friends) as they began to block all "detractors"
-Both have hyper autistic "magnum Opus's" that are poorly produced and put together cameo reels with a garbage fire story of pure self-indulgent cringe in the background pretending to be movies.
-Both are now stuck doing what they hate and doomed to a slow death of diminishing interest and views
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Scarmaiden
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That video is pretty good. That guy also has a cool vid on Contra called Dragnet
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It's the cycle of ignorance.
People act as though they're inherently too good to become what they hate, so they start justifying it, without realizing that self perception doesn't matter, the perceptions of others do.
"I'm going to start putting more skits in my videos. Doug Walker also did it, but it'll be fine because MINE are actually good!" despite Doug also thinking his skits were good.
"This video to Contra isn't a creepy love letter because I love her for her mind!" despite other incels also being tricked by their dicks into thinking they aren't creepy and only love someone for their mind.
LukeMcGregor
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Oh Quinton, your video makes Doug's look like a masterpiece. He didn't hide behind 'so bad it's good' irony either. I wouldn't be comparing the two if I were you.
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The cast of Doug’s shitty movies were kind of obligated to take part in his directorial delusions. What does Quinton have over any of these youtubers (other than “do it or I’ll cry”) because I cant see any of them wanting to attend something as up your own ass as Vidcon.