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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

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  • Not without Caleb

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  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

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Since the Watchmen script infurated me so much I guess is only right to share my thoughts on it so Quinton loses more views.
For starters Quinton is going to talk about Doomsday Clock not HBO's series, which means he is not going to actively try to be a contrarian this time around. That doesn't stop him to enlighten us with his thoughts on everything else Watchmen. He starts by saying that most continuations "don't get Watchmen" but naturally says "it's just the majority because then he can escape the ire of those that did like HBO's Watchmen. As you might expect with a work as Watchmen, Quinton is definetly going political so he starts with a "Shut Up About Plot Holes" tier disclaimer, stating that anyone that doesn't talk politics while talking about Watchmen "doesn't know how to read". He obviously get scared of sounding "too gatekeepy" so he tones down his disclaimer while remaining Quinton.
Quinton hamfistes his sponsor, Glasses USA, because he clearly gets most of his sponsors based on most of his fanbase being older than him. As with his Creepypastas FT he is supposed to do the same gag of changing his glasses every so often.

From here on out my review of the script delvs into spoiler territory, so in case you have not read Watchmen, do so. Is a better use of your time than this.
- While recapping the first flashback of the story (Nite Owl, The Comedian and Rorschach being send to pacify protesters) Quinton sneaks a joke about the current protest situation on the US.
- Quinton mentions this image that has been spread on social media of superheroes bowing to health proffessionals and since Dr. Manhattan is there he sneaks a joke on how the government doesn't facilitate doctors doing their job. Quinton further makes the lecture of Manhattan being inspired by how the people responsible of dropping the bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki tried to distance themselves from their actions.
- Quinton and someone who bothered to edit his doc call Rorschach "a racist, sexist, incopetent, far-right nutcase". Rorschach never displays any kind of action that can be interpreted as racist or sexist, at best he is just chauvinistic and that is because of trauma because of the abuse he was subjected from his mum. His actions and political stance, if anything seem to be a coping mechanism. He is called incopetent because "he ends up following the wrong track and gets bodied by Ozymandias", which discredits him as being the one that bringed the conspiracy to light and would amount to the same as you or me calling a detective bad at their work because they don't trap a serial killer by themselves.
- Quinton mentions Rorschah first kill without mentioning why and who he killed. By the way Quinton phrases you think Rorschah is just killing a petty criminal when what happened was him finding out a pedophile had raped and killed a girl, the nonce cut her into pieces and gave her to his dogs to eat.
- Quinton further accuses Rorschah fans of describing "his prowesses" like "white mass murderers" and missing the point. The reason Rorschach is so memorable is because he is the only character that pursues justice and dies with his principles intact, unlike everyone else. Even though Moore hated how he was received is undeniable that Rorschach is, in all of his crazy derranged glory, the only one that could be considered a hero for how he did want to save the lives of other heroes (most didn't want anything to do with him) and wanted to tell the truth to the masses of how millions were killed for the greater good.
- Quinton defends his idea that people see Watchmen as they see superheroes and claims its "a stable of geek culture".
- Quinton takes quotes from Zack Snyder to paint him as a weirdo that doesn't understand comics and misses the significance of Watchmen. Quinton further parades on how superhero media doesn' say anything yet all his examples are from Zack Snyder's films. Then he goes to talk about Iron Man and obviously Quinton had to mention evol rich whymen being the villains and after that he becomes semi-self aware on how many tangents he gets himself in. Quinton finally kinda gets back to Watchmen, as to how everyone loves Watchmen but rarely touches the same real life commentary levels despite the fact that before that he was talking about how the MCU continuity is drastically different from ours (four years of difference) and also the fact that Disney could lose money and even further date the films by trying to make commentary on real life that hasn't happened. Quinton does the same spiel of "media should say something" you have heard a chillion times and right after that he goes on a segway to promote the plushie that likely won't be available the moment this video is finished.

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see Q, that's is a good transition.

- Quinton further mocks his TRUE AND HONEST GEEK SHELF ® to mention the Watchmen rights and further mock both Rick and Morty and those that have bought Watchmen merchandise. Which you know, comes from Comrade Qlinton ® , the same guy that has made one of the most capitalistic comic strip brands a personality and is not nearly as ironic about it as people think it is. Right after that Quinton plugs his plush even harder. You know, is funny I guess.

- On a (now) 20 pages long script on The Sequel that Ruined Watchmen, Quinton finally mentions Doomsday Clock in page 12.
- Quinton just starts to explain the plot, recognizing the fanservice but also critizing how it affected Watchmen. Like The Comedian surviving or how the son of the therapist that supervised Rorschach becomes the new Rorschach, which is a pretty neat detail considering two things: 1. That doctor ends up sorta of "comprehending" Rorschach psyche and 2. The doctor and, naturally, his son are black. Quinton further criticizes Doomsday Clock for not saying nothing and just being a Crisis event to fix the timeline and canon.

Man, do you know what this says, about... Society? - Quinton, probably didn't like Joker.
“hey these characters are nothing like our normal on-brand Superheroes. They’re complex, and they’re meant to be unlikeable. One of them’s a deranged psychopath. One of them’s a centrist, and also a pedophile" - Quinton, proving he knows Watchmen better than anyone.

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This one was obvious. Quinton hasn't liked any Watchmen tie-in so he probably knows he won't like it and since every thought he has he shares on Twitter he prefers to slid this under the rug.

All in all, this is going to tank. Is even worse than that time Quinton took a copy of Watchmena dn destroy it while saying "we don't let Moore or Gibbons do that". Quinton will be lucky if he gets even close to 200 and he should be grateful.

Now something funny. Imagine crediting Quinton as original for his own brand of videos and further more believing the sort of stuff Hippie Rat says here applies to Q.
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I wonder if Quinton hates anything4views out of a weird jealousy. anything4views is a fat guy, with long hair and glasses, and Quinton is, well, also that. The big difference is anything4views is actually somewhat successful, mildly entertaining, and has friends that he's been making videos with for years. anything4views, a literal Chad, is everything Quinton isn't, and Quinton sees anything4views as an alternate version of himself that isn't a total loser. idk, I'm tired, and maybe thinking too hard about this
 
Considering the absolute rampant pedophilia apologism in the Western cartoon community as well as the fact that most Western cartoons--even though they're targeted at actual children unlike Dragon Maid which is a show for adults--are full of weird fetish material and sexual references shoved in by the writers, this is a completely stupid take. Even blatant lolicon pandering from anime isn't as bad as the weird shit in many Western cartoons because at least the lolicon anime is made for adults and airs at night, whereas Western cartoons seem like a thinly veiled propaganda or brainwashing program showing weird sexual undertones directly to children. But what would you expect from Quinton, this isn't really surprising. I doubt he actually knows what undertones are since he can't analyze any media beyond the surface level.

I really don't want to defend Quinton here but one of Dragon Maids running jokes is how a grade schooler orgasms every time the several thousand year old dragon loli touches her. That being said you don't even need to point to western animation to show how degenerate we are just point to most western children entertainment *cough* Dan Snider *cough* which has sexual undertones. That being said I guess we learned the marching orders that even the most pandering of anime get's the boot.



one of two things are going to come of this

1. Troon Saga incoming
2. He's going to make another 30 minute video about how wacky he is that he spent hundreds of dollars that he supposedly doesn't have on more consumerist trash.

Regardless of which happen he's going to make a joke about how bad of an ally he is to spend his money on this rather than helping people.
 
I really don't want to defend Quinton here but one of Dragon Maids running jokes is how a grade schooler orgasms every time the several thousand year old dragon loli touches her. That being said you don't even need to point to western animation to show how degenerate we are just point to most western children entertainment *cough* Dan Snider *cough* which has sexual undertones. That being said I guess we learned the marching orders that even the most pandering of anime get's the boot.
Qoomrade Qlinton Reviewer further battles against the LoliCon Nations of Twitter. Qoomrade Qlinton feels very comfortable on calling others pedophiles despite he getting very defensive when Chief Mumkey called him a nonce.
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Qoomrade Qlinton also plans his strike against Chief Leafy from the Here Tribe and promises this blow to be unlike anything we have witnessed before. A review is on its way.

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Qoomrade Qlinton chooses to leave his Twitter campaigns for its suprise factor, choosing instead to focus on rallying The Quew Division to its true potential.

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Mini Qoomrade Clinton Jr has been harmed in battle and the news have shaken The Quew Camp.

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Qoomrade Clinton has choosen to voice Dr. Manhattan himself and the results are nothing short of amusing.
 
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Qoomrade Qlinton Reviewer further battles against the LoliCon Nations of Twitter. Qoomrade Qlinton feels very comfortable on calling others pedophiles despite he getting very defensive when Chief Mumkey called him a nonce.
I would not be shocked at all if he is a nonce. This is the same as those loli crusaders that we have a community watch thread for. People who get angry about the Nips but crank it over degenerate Dan Schneider foot fetish television.
 
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Qoomrade Qlinton also plans his strike against Chief Leafy from the Here Tribe and promises this blow to be unlike anything we have witnessed before. A review is on its way.

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Mini Qoomrade Clinton Jr has been harmed in battle and the news have shaken The Quew Camp.

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Qoomrade Clinton has choosen to voice Dr. Manhattan himself and the results are nothing short of amusing.
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Dammit Quinton we all know who your talking about, just go after Dax already, the dude literally went from defending loli to cuties you can't lose against him. Think of it this way, even if you do somehow find a way to make the man that spent a solid week on twitter defending a show that sexual exploited real children win the fight you'll be able to fulfill your humiliation fetish for a few months. You may even be lucky enough to become his new Maddox and will have that fetish of yours fulfilled for years.
 
- Quinton mentions Rorschah first kill without mentioning why and who he killed. By the way Quinton phrases you think Rorschah is just killing a petty criminal when what happened was him finding out a pedophile had raped and killed a girl, the nonce cut her into pieces and gave her to his dogs to eat.
Of course Quinton wouldn't mention this, it goes against his agenda
I wonder if Quinton hates anything4views out of a weird jealousy. anything4views is a fat guy, with long hair and glasses, and Quinton is, well, also that. The big difference is anything4views is actually somewhat successful, mildly entertaining, and has friends that he's been making videos with for years. anything4views, a literal Chad, is everything Quinton isn't, and Quinton sees anything4views as an alternate version of himself that isn't a total loser. idk, I'm tired, and maybe thinking too hard about this
Chad also changed his content for the better (At least IMO) while not going against his beliefs. I didn't like Chad years ago and even now I watch Cold Ones more for Max than Chad, but he's improved his content, listens to criticism and has become a better entertainer from it. Meanwhile Quinton only listens to his Discord echo chamber and is stuck wondering why his videos haven't been doing well so lately
 
"There was this drama in 2016 where Leafy did something horrible and H3H3 mace a video saying it was indicative of a bigger issue in his content and that entire crowd and all of YouTube turned on H3 and I think it says a lot about that mentality"
What is this disingenuous fuck talking about? That video was very successful and started the tide turning on Leafy. People only took issue with it somewhat when it was revealed he lied about being Leafy's friend and told Keemstar not to give him 'a platform to defend himself' and even then it clearly inspired the further hate against leafy that made him leave. Most people didn't turn on h3 until years later. Am I missing something or is he just completely lying now?
 
"There was this drama in 2016 where Leafy did something horrible and H3H3 mace a video saying it was indicative of a bigger issue in his content and that entire crowd and all of YouTube turned on H3 and I think it says a lot about that mentality"
What is this disingenuous fuck talking about? That video was very successful and started the tide turning on Leafy. People only took issue with it somewhat when it was revealed he lied about being Leafy's friend and told Keemstar not to give him 'a platform to defend himself' and even then it clearly inspired the further hate against leafy that made him leave. Most people didn't turn on h3 until years later. Am I missing something or is he just completely lying now?
I think he might be talking about the whole Pyro situation where before he started the Leafyishere rant he was talking mad shit about Pyro in leafy's DMs. H3H3 was saying things like he hopes Pyro's channel is trash,he shouldn't have a platform ect. while kissing up to leafy. Then After he releases the Leafy rant Pyro responds with a milquetoast response because he said he was getting hate because of generalization that Ethan made. After H3H3 and pyro get into a beef where pyro says Ethan was talking shit which causes Ethan to deny it on twitter before deleting the tweet. Leafy releases a video showing the DMs Ethan sent him before the whole drama. The reason this could be is that leafy and pyro had beef while H3H3 was Leafy's friend. At the end tho pyro shared DMs between him and H3H3 with leafy which then leafy without permission released causing Pyro to back out of the whole drama citing anxiety problems. This ended up having no real effect on leafy standing only lowering H3H3 by revealing him as a snake while before he was seen as clean.

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I probably missed a lot because the whole drama included a bunch of people and was annoying to sit through so many boring videos.
 
Quinton hates anime and loves talk show hosts telling them their opinions for you to repeat in conversation so you don’t feel nervous at a party that’s filled with try-hards and poseurs.

We live in a world now where most Kiwis find Leafy sane and Quinton to be more insufferable ever since he grew out his beard to look like the guy who created Adventure Time.
 
Quinton hates anime and loves talk show hosts telling them their opinions for you to repeat in conversation so you don’t feel nervous at a party that’s filled with try-hards and poseurs.

We live in a world now where most Kiwis find Leafy sane and Quinton to be more insufferable ever since he grew out his beard to look like the guy who created Adventure Time.

Well I mean leafy grew up, literally and figuratively,and left the internet drama while Quinton recessed and ran into a hug box.
 
"There was this drama in 2016 where Leafy did something horrible and H3H3 mace a video saying it was indicative of a bigger issue in his content and that entire crowd and all of YouTube turned on H3 and I think it says a lot about that mentality"
What is this disingenuous fuck talking about? That video was very successful and started the tide turning on Leafy. People only took issue with it somewhat when it was revealed he lied about being Leafy's friend and told Keemstar not to give him 'a platform to defend himself' and even then it clearly inspired the further hate against leafy that made him leave. Most people didn't turn on h3 until years later. Am I missing something or is he just completely lying now?
Allow me to quote my favorite paragraphs so you can all enjoy them:

- "Let me tell you guys a little story. In 2016, I was horribly depressed. I was moving from demeaning fast food job to demeaning fast food job, and just trying to do anything I could to still believe in a future beyond that. And one thing I ended up doing was making YouTube reviews and uploading them, to hilarious and pathetic failure. My biggest video, a review of the film Grow Up Timmy Turner, barely managed to get 500 views, and it seemed like I was destined to consistent failure. Then, in September 2016, I did a video on a YouTuber named LeafyisHere. This continues to be, inexplicably, the most popular video I’ve ever made.
This has often been a bit of an open shame to me, I must admit. I’ve always had a lot more fun talking about Spongebob, or The Simpsons, or Bee Movie than I ever have... well, YouTube drama. But for the longest time, my drama videos were the ones that got the views, and all of my comedy reviews were essentially passion projects funded by the actual content which got popular on my channel.
So all these years later, a huge part of me wants to just bury this stuff in the backyard and never even think about it again. But if I turned to you and said “I don’t want to talk about Leafy, I really don't,” that would be an outright lie, because if I didn’t want to talk about him I wouldn’t.""

- "This is exactly how it went down at the time, Leafy did something beyond fucked up, H3H3 called him out on it, and then suddenly every creator on Earth wanted to talk about that instead. Leafy had manipulated the drama community to pardon him merely by lack of attention span, and had baited them into instead covering something which, by all accounts, shouldn’t have been a big deal at all.
But there’s an even bigger discussion to be had here. The community, as a whole, had an option here. They could talk about one of their creators doing something horrifically cruel and almost ruining someone’s life, or they could talk about someone being mean to the first creator. The reason they chose the second was obvious: because H3H3 hadn’t just attacked LeafyIsHere, he had, on accident or on purpose, asked the everyone in that sect of YouTube to use this as a chance to have introspection about their content and the effect it has on other people’s lives. And that was a dangerous thought.
If Keemstar was forced to accept that the way he covered the content of much smaller creators had an effect on their mental health, then he’d basically have to put up his cape, because his entire career at this point just consisted of him saying things like “[Can’t wait to report on your death!]”". Me think Quinton did took the "YOU ARE A WHITE MALE" why worse than he led people to believe."

- "
So the new, accepted narrative, became “H3H3 is worse than LeafyisHere, because H3H3 is... ‘a bad friend’.” ugh.
I’m sorry, but anytime someone asks me to care about if another person is good or bad, and the final reason they give is “He’s a bad friend,” or “he’s a snake who stopped being friends with me,” it’s like... Why the fuck would I care man."

- "Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had negative personal experiences with creators, and it can make me upset enough that I don’t talk to them, but I don’t traditionally ask that you guys pick who you watch based on those experiences. And it’s a huge red flag when topics like these are used as a topical subversion.
Because in almost every case, it seems there is more value put on cordiality, than morality.""

- "There is one thing about Leafy though, one key detail which is so easy to overlook. And to me, this has always stood out as the one thing that makes him seem worthy of talking about.
LeafyisHere... Is a millionaire.
Now, arguably that’s disputed. It’s undeniable that at his peak Leafy was making more than $30,000 a month, so he should be a millionaire. It’s possible that he’s wasted all that money on cars and houses and women, but I’ve heard people say that he also invested a lot of his income into BitCoin and stocks. Which, yeah, would imply that he probably never has to work again.
Why does this matter? Why is this one finite detail the thing that sticks out to me about leafy the most.
Well, because usually when a creator becomes a millionaire you can at least pretend that it came from contributing something positive to the world."

Now lemme tell you. This whole moralizing is fucking idiotic. Leafy paid his deeds and he paid them tenfold. Leafy might have not been the best content creator but he sure inspired people and has a history that reflects on YT. Quinton is right, he was 19 at the time, and somehow he took it all with more maturity than Quinton has shown at 23.

Quinton reflects hard on H3H3, this seems more like apologia for Ethan than a piece about Leafy, which shouldn't be surprising because Q glosses over all the shit the Kleins have done. Likely because Daddy Erik is one of Ethan's bitches, who btw, bled enough subs to stop being on the 1M club. God knows, maybe he wants to get in the H3Podcast to talk about Garfield.

I really hope he keeps sharing his progress. So when he finally has the audio and video done it can get here and maybe he gets the message that he owes his career to Leafy more than anyone else. All videos of Quinton that have cracked 1M views are on shit that was trending at the time like memes or hated creators.
 
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