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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

  • Total voters
    2,036
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Why is Quinton being smug about Biden now? I wasn't following him very close before LindsayGate, but I could have sworn he was a bloo no matter whooer
He's a faggot who would gladly suck on the tit of the good sided bitch of media. Like if he said "I support Biden whole heartedly!" now people would bring this shit up so Q would be freaked out. Fact is he's doing his one man show now, so that he can stand on high and speak "morally" to people to sound like the bigger man.

If people thought that when Orange man gone Q would stop being a political dumbass you're sadly mistaken. In fact this may be some of the best Q will give us now that the gray area of a blue pres is rolling back on changes they announced he'll prob be on razor's edge for comments. Going from Biden bad, one day to Biden good the other.
 
Slightly offtopic, but why is it that these middle class retards think that socialism will do anything but hurt them? Is it because most of them can afford to go to college and get brainwashed? Or is it because they think they'll get gibs for nothing?

It really is a headscratcher when artists and especially youtubers support communism/socialism. I don't think they realize they won't get to live their cushy life if socialism is instated.

They don't realize that the way communism achieves equality isn't by lifting people up, it's by dragging people down.
 
Slightly offtopic, but why is it that these middle class retards think that socialism will do anything but hurt them? Is it because most of them can afford to go to college and get brainwashed? Or is it because they think they'll get gibs for nothing?

It really is a headscratcher when artists and especially youtubers support communism/socialism. I don't think they realize they won't get to live their cushy life if socialism is instated.

They don't realize that the way communism achieves equality isn't by lifting people up, it's by dragging people down.
If they were thinking logically about socialism, they wouldn’t be supporting it.
 
Quinton is a terminal Bernie Bro who was begrudgingly Ridin' with Biden to get bad Orange Man out of Magic Oval Room. He's gonna be complaining about Biden not being progressive enough until the old man kicks the bucket.

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Did Quinton ever support Biden? I remember him whining about Sanders not getting nominated and insisting Biden would lose to Trump.
Back when I was in the Q discord server I remember people in it talking about how they hoped that Biden getting elected would make the American people more left-leaning and accept more Democratic candidates in the future.
 
Back when I was in the Q discord server I remember people in it talking about how they hoped that Biden getting elected would make the American people more left-leaning and accept more Democratic candidates in the future.
I can see people in the Discord supporting Biden because of Quinton's Orange Man Bad mindset, but I don't think the man himself ever wanted Biden. Quinton legitimately believed Sanders would implement his socialist policies without negative outcomes, which is on par for a guy who believed Lindsay Ellis would return his messages.
 
Back when I was in the Q discord server I remember people in it talking about how they hoped that Biden getting elected would make the American people more left-leaning and accept more Democratic candidates in the future.
When has this ever been true? I guess it makes sense for the mental midgets who occupy Q's discord, but this kind of logic makes no god damn sense. If anything it proved that American's will, at least for the upcoming future, never accept open socialists in the white house.
 
A part of growing up is realizing people tend not to vote for who they want, but against who they don't. Therefore it's rational to expect Quinton and his gaggle of cartoon watching 20 year olds to not understand that and think they're breaking new ground with this "Biden... a hack?! :story:" circlejerk.

Obama and Trump were two anomaly's, most of these kids likely will never live to see another "celebrity" presidential candidate again.
 
A part of growing up is realizing people tend not to vote for who they want, but against who they don't. Therefore it's rational to expect Quinton and his gaggle of cartoon watching 20 year olds to not understand that and think they're breaking new ground with this "Biden... a hack?! :story:" circlejerk.

Obama and Trump were two anomaly's, most of these kids likely will never live to see another "celebrity" presidential candidate again.
idk, I wouldn't be surprised if Kanye wins in 2024
 
Slightly offtopic, but why is it that these middle class retards think that socialism will do anything but hurt them? Is it because most of them can afford to go to college and get brainwashed? Or is it because they think they'll get gibs for nothing?

It really is a headscratcher when artists and especially youtubers support communism/socialism. I don't think they realize they won't get to live their cushy life if socialism is instated.

They don't realize that the way communism achieves equality isn't by lifting people up, it's by dragging people down.
I just wanna know what exactly they want.

They say they hate capitalism, but they also are massive consoomers of the products that media and tech conglomorates create. They praise nordic countries as "socialist" when they have capitalist economies, implying that "capitalism" to them doesn't mean "an economic system based around private companies instead of the state", so what does it mean to them?

Do they want a total abolition of currency? An abolition of private companies? Do they want planned economies? Do they just want the current system but with free healthcare and college?

They go on and on about vague scraps of their ideologies, but I don't think a single has written an actual thesis on what their ideal system would be.
 
I just wanna know what exactly they want.

They say they hate capitalism, but they also are massive consoomers of the products that media and tech conglomorates create. They praise nordic countries as "socialist" when they have capitalist economies, implying that "capitalism" to them doesn't mean "an economic system based around private companies instead of the state", so what does it mean to them?

Do they want a total abolition of currency? An abolition of private companies? Do they want planned economies? Do they just want the current system but with free healthcare and college?

They go on and on about vague scraps of their ideologies, but I don't think a single has written an actual thesis on what their ideal system would be.
They don't want to work. They want a nanny state take care of all their needs so they can consume more garbage and pretend to be 10 years old for the rest of their lives. That is it. People overcomplicate these people's motivations, its all really that simple.

They are losers who have no job prospects because they either didn't get an education or got a worthless education. They were raised with everything being handed to them in middle class households, so they are terminally lazy and don't know how to handle money when they get their hands on it.

Because of the above reasons, they are deeply unhappy with their unfulfilling lives and choose to project their unhappiness as anger towards the people telling them (parents, capitalism, republicans, orange man, etc.) the hard truths about their lives and that the only way to fix it is to buckle their trousers and do hard work.
 
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Why is Quinton being smug about Biden now? I wasn't following him very close before LindsayGate, but I could have sworn he was a bloo no matter whooer
He’s not even doing the mocking right, either. Who adds commas and in their statements and not dashes? He can’t even troll right.

Back when I was in the Q discord server I remember people in it talking about how they hoped that Biden getting elected would make the American people more left-leaning and accept more Democratic candidates in the future.
if by more “left-leaning”, you mean neoliberal and sheepish enough to think Big Tech controls elections and mainstream media, then yeah we are on a good start of ”accepting” more Democratic candidates
 
Quin-Ton is having his doubts about what has to be his biggest project yet.
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My personal takes:
1. Quinton realises he needs to release an absolute banger so he can asure his bouncy castle is free from the party poopers that noticed he is a DM creep.
2. Quinton is somehow spending/planning to spend more money than what he currently has and needs to upload to put his finances back in green. Even if he went back to live with his parents Q is an expert in burning money.
3. Quinton realised too late he is reviewing fucking iCarly in depth and he can't chicken out because he held his audience hostage for it. Just for that you can tell this project has no hope of being anything close to Salty's iCarly speedrun or LS Mark's Mega Simpsons review, a 6-hour long video that made 1M views in a week. Q has being oblivious as of how futile it is to try to marry his own style of reviewing with the hyper-ironic style of his contemporaries. Why the fuck you need 5 videos to explain iCarly?

My bet goes on that he is going to milk it to the point he kills the meme. He likely is going to review every episode, he is going to recycle his arguments from Fallen Titans on it, he is going to try to make a video politicising it, he is going to speedrun all the games he bought and read all the novelisations. I will be surprised if there is a fucking fandom by the moment he is done.
 
Quin-Ton is having his doubts about what has to be his biggest project yet.
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My personal takes:
1. Quinton realises he needs to release an absolute banger so he can asure his bouncy castle is free from the party poopers that noticed he is a DM creep.
2. Quinton is somehow spending/planning to spend more money than what he currently has and needs to upload to put his finances back in green. Even if he went back to live with his parents Q is an expert in burning money.
3. Quinton realised too late he is reviewing fucking iCarly in depth and he can't chicken out because he held his audience hostage for it. Just for that you can tell this project has no hope of being anything close to Salty's iCarly speedrun or LS Mark's Mega Simpsons review, a 6-hour long video that made 1M views in a week. Q has being oblivious as of how futile it is to try to marry his own style of reviewing with the hyper-ironic style of his contemporaries. Why the fuck you need 5 videos to explain iCarly?

My bet goes on that he is going to milk it to the point he kills the meme. He likely is going to review every episode, he is going to recycle his arguments from Fallen Titans on it, he is going to try to make a video politicising it, he is going to speedrun all the games he bought and read all the novelisations. I will be surprised if there is a fucking fandom by the moment he is done.
Five sheckles says he wants to make a Comprehensive History of iCarly in the same vein as GenoSamuel's Chris Chan documentary, but that little voice in the back of his head is telling him that

A. Nobody wants an in depth review of Dan Schneider's Teenage Foot Porn iCarly
B. He has a voice that people don't want to spend more than half an hour listening to
C. He doesn't have the writing ability to make valid points or cover iCarly in a way people would care about
D. Cost-benefit analysis says that it isn't worth the time for how well it would do on youtube
E. He's fat

In which case, man he should listen to that little voice some more, it has way better ideas than he does, and also he's trying to figure how to weasel his way out of the video project.
 
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