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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

  • Total voters
    2,036
I don't mind a ton the lefty grave dancing because I remember all the crabs in the RBG death happenings thread. But you shouldn't do it if you're a public figure because it's tasteless and puts off big time anybody who doesn't agree with you politically.
And considering quinton is a public figure are people are going to do the same to him when he dies?
Yeah you know Quinton didn't give a fuck about poor old Michael J. Fox that until he saw that video trending on Twitter today. It's just more lefty Twitter clout chasing. His life revolves around his desperate desire to trend on social media.
He is a pure clout chaser
 
And considering quinton is a public figure are people are going to do the same to him when he dies?
Quinton will likely either die at an old age without anyone still watching or following him (doing youtube for a career is retarded) or in the next few years when his garfield plushie collection falls on him and traps him alone in his house until he dies. In the latter, people will probably laugh, yes.
 
Quinton will likely either die at an old age without anyone still watching or following him (doing youtube for a career is retarded) or in the next few years when his garfield plushie collection falls on him and traps him alone in his house until he dies. In the latter, people will probably laugh, yes.
he is a Garfield hoarder then
 
Basically the younger version of vox day and I would hate to see what a book written by Quinton would be about
It would basically be the same as moviebobs book. But instead of pretending to be a deep dive analysis about super Mario, but is instead about the author's pathetic life. It'll be a pretend deep dive analysis about garfield but Quinton will be bitching about his pathetic life instead .

"But the climactic reveal of [Super Mario Brothers 3] is burned - no, seared - into my memory the way JFK’s assassination was for my parents’ generation... or the way 9/11 would be for mine a scant 12 years from then… My God... was it really only 12 years" - movieblob, super Mario bros 3 brick by brick.

Honestly I'd be hyped if Quinton gave us gold like that.
 
It would basically be the same as moviebobs book. But instead of pretending to be a deep dive analysis about super Mario, but is instead about the author's pathetic life. It'll be a pretend deep dive analysis about garfield but Quinton will be bitching about his pathetic life instead .

"But the climactic reveal of [Super Mario Brothers 3] is burned - no, seared - into my memory the way JFK’s assassination was for my parents’ generation... or the way 9/11 would be for mine a scant 12 years from then… My God... was it really only 12 years" - movieblob, super Mario bros 3 brick by brick.

Honestly I'd be hyped if Quinton gave us gold like that.
That book would be a comedy of errors. plus we already have that documentary that one guy made to debunk it all
 
It would basically be the same as moviebobs book. But instead of pretending to be a deep dive analysis about super Mario, but is instead about the author's pathetic life. It'll be a pretend deep dive analysis about garfield but Quinton will be bitching about his pathetic life instead .

"But the climactic reveal of [Super Mario Brothers 3] is burned - no, seared - into my memory the way JFK’s assassination was for my parents’ generation... or the way 9/11 would be for mine a scant 12 years from then… My God... was it really only 12 years" - movieblob, super Mario bros 3 brick by brick.

Honestly I'd be hyped if Quinton gave us gold like that.
So far he has made two insanely autistic projects around Garfield:
A fictional retelling of Jon Davis' lore ala Lasagna Cat but played straight.

And a quasi-documentary with blog elements where he powerlevels how unironic his love for orange pussy is.

And that time he decided to review his homemade movies and gave us even more information about his formative years.
 
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So far he has made two insanely autistic projects around Garfield:
A fictional retelling of Jon Davis' lore ala Lasagna Cat but played straight.

And a quasi-documentary with blog elements where he powerlevels how unironic his love for orange pussy is.

And that time he decided to review his homemade movies and gave us even more information about his formative years.
Yeah you forgot that third Garfield video
 
Yeah, I don't really get what this faggot is celebrating for. Whether he actually peddled hateful rhetoric or not, it must suck knowing that he'll never even sniff a tenth of the outreach Rush had.

Who is really the loser here, Quentin?
It is rather unfair to compare the careers of Rush and Q.

If anything, I look at Q the same way I look at Bill Maher when it comes to politics, minus the atheist posing and weed jokes:

a guy who huffs his own farts while “hanging out” with BreadTubers who look like they don’t shower and have politics revolving themselves around cartoon cats and Reddit postings that expose their love for Chapo Trap House.
 
He retweeted this almost immediately:

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That tweet probably gave him the most fulfilling orgasm of his life.

Archive: https://archive.is/wip/RUtJn
 
He retweeted this almost immediately:

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That tweet probably gave him the most fulfilling orgasm of his life.

Archive: https://archive.md/wip/RUtJn
For those that forgot this woman even existed.

> Scrubby pasty white
> Says to be a socialist but is a neolib shill
> Shit genes
> Shittier takes
> Overly needy of their fanbases
> Gets STFU every few months by the community
> Considered to be a cancer amongst everyone outside their bubbles
Yes, they are twins.
Female DSP :story:
 
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For those that forgot this woman even existed.

> Scrubby pasty white
> Says to be a socialist put is a neolib shill
> Shit genes
> Shittier takes
> Overly needy of their fanbases
> Gets STFU every few months by the community
> Considered to be a cancer amongst everyone outside their bubbles
Yes they are twins.
Female DSP :story:
$5 DOLLARS A MONTH!
>proceeds to then stare at camera with eyes and mouth wide open
 
He retweeted this almost immediately:

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That tweet probably gave him the most fulfilling orgasm of his life.

Archive: https://archive.md/wip/RUtJn
>one of the good whites
Imagine basing your social desirability off being labelled “one of the good ones”
Do these people really think if they ever got their ethnic revolution they would be spared cus “they were one of the good ones”?

What am I even saying, Q hasn’t ever thought about it this far or this hard. If his discord and fence jumping has taught us anything quintons moral compass is not based on what he thinks is right and wrong, it’s based on saying and doing whatever it takes to artificially cultivate a sense of belonging. Of course he could get the real thing by going and making some irl friends instead of running a discord hug box and signalling self contradictory political opinions but it’s clear he didn’t put the work in to maintain the few relationships he brought out of High school. Remember when that buddy of his was part of his videos and they would do like commentary videos? I don’t think him disappearing coinciding with his psychological fall is a coincidence. ironically I think it’s more likely drifting apart from real people like him lead to a existential desire to find belonging online leading to the political stuff, rather than for example him becoming insufferably political leading to abandonment by irl friends. It’s often a chicken and the egg thing but it takes real work to upkeep post hs relationships even if you don’t go to college as you don’t see each other every day, something Q clearly didn’t do, and when that last anchor to reality goes away all that’s left is twitter and his youtube.

I think this is sort of the crux of quinton maintaining an amorphous ghost of sympathy among some (like beige). The fall of a once normal person into successively isolating and insane internet obsession, leading to skin changing, personality shifts and an appearance of fakeness is something I think many people see happen to once normal or even good people. Idk if Quinton was ever good but when I listen to those old commentary tracks he did with his friend he sounds like your average socially awkward guy out of high school. Not a bread tube twitter junky dancing on the grave of his enemies. Enemies who hold that position as a result of direction rather than understanding. Or Flirting with women 10 years older than him who he has never met. I would never go so far to say “anyone could end up like quinton” cus most people aren’t so stupid and perfectly prone to crippling quiet desperation over the internet, but damn dude go make a real friend, it will fulfill you more than your discord, twitter or at this point your youtube ever will.
 
I don't mind a ton the lefty grave dancing because I remember all the crabs in the RBG death happenings thread. But you shouldn't do it if you're a public figure because it's tasteless and puts off big time anybody who doesn't agree with you politically.

No one cares about Rush, though. He's always been a punching bag and only boomers cared about him. He's not going to alienate anyone by celebrating his death.
 
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Why is Quinton being smug about Biden now? I wasn't following him very close before LindsayGate, but I could have sworn he was a bloo no matter whooer
Grifters gonna grift. Now that orange man is gone, twitter queens like Q are going after "da man" for asspats and clout
 
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