Quinton is making some strides about the iCarly series.
Some notes:
- Quinton hunches back and barely moves his shoulders like he is trying to appear smaller.
- JAZZY HANDS.
- His shirt selection is exclusively ironic meme tees that look like women's tees. Which means:
A) He is still fat as fuck.
B) He bought them back when he was "thin".
C) He bought them from sites with low-quality materials.
D) He doesn't know how to wash his clothes and they shrank.
E) He is buying women's tees or at least under his size.
- He changes outfits multiple times throughout the videos to mark how he has been recording through multiple days.
Here's a gallery:
- Production value is still shit, but you can't tell why if you are not into production. More on this later.
- Quinton bought a ton of merch from both properties. He doesn't really use it.
Is still going to be six videos total and although no one is fully sure it seems the first video is going to be several hours long, mostly going by the logic that Quinton tends to share the first 5 minutes of an upcoming video and here he shared 90 minutes.
Quinton has severe audio issues still, music is too loud at times and his mic levels are all over the place. I suggest dropping the master to -15 db and moving the volume line to half to get some "soundwave headspace".
Watching this is my responsibility but
@Mal0 took the bullet while I was on my finals so all timestamps are thanks to them. Not much new tho, this is the recording of the already leaked script and the first 15 minutes were also already leaked. Is not finished, duh.
9:09: Already leaked justification to lose weight through the power of shitposting.
39:55: Quinton sees a bit of himself in Luhbert.
50:17: Quinton intellectualizes the moment Nevel stole a kiss from Carly as a "pre-metoo moment".
1:01:33: When Quinton talks about Mindy being autistic. Keep it going till 1:02:03 for a good soundbite.
1:02:53: Quinton talks about beatboxing kid.
1:09:50: tfw no sponsor.
1:16:34: Three minutes of dreams. By the way, I tried to fix the audio as I advised. Tell me which one you prefer.
1:23:20: Quinton explains the rule of thirds. How can you mansplain something when you are not a man?
Here's his example, this looks too flat and is lined wrong. You can see how to fix it by typing "photography composition" in YouTube's search bar.
1) You can add depth to a consoomer background by adding perspective lines like how AVGN and Stuckman do with their furniture in diagonals. You can add depth by giving some space and using the corners of the room like how Lindsay, Hontra, and Jebby do. Here Quinton has too many things grouped together at the same height competing for attention. Even NC gets it right by accident with no background and contrast.
2) If you want to bring attention to a face using the rule of thirds your line has to meet with one of your eyes, not your nose. This makes it feel like your subject is staring directly at the viewer but not the camera. Here he is staring at the camera.
3) Big Garfield is also lined wrong but is a figure that catches more attention by virtue of being bigger and brighter.
These rules don't have to be followed bit by bit but dear lord, these are novice mistakes.
1:29:00: More iWasSexuallyAssaulted humour.
Quinton compares iCarly to Is Always Sunny in that everyone is an asshole but doesn't think it was intentional.
This series is going to start with a video on FRED. This version is incomplete and it still surpasses the 90 minutes threshold.
The first 35 minutes are a quite competent retelling of pre-Nickelodeon FRED lore but this not Just Jargon levels of quality. Same audio issues. This video is far from finished. It is missing almost everything about Nickelodeon era FRED and has massive chunks of nothing.
11:02: Quinton brings Death of the Author when talking about Lucas not being able to recall performing as FRED. I'm sure you don't need me to tell you why this is unnecessary. Props to how he pronounces "creAtor" and "creAshon".
14:58: What the FOCK is Zipbit?
25:30: Voice crack while trying to be funny.
33:48: Quinton discovers he doesn't like Hannah Montana. This moment alone made me want to start clipping his videos. Again, lower your audio master to -15 db and half the volume line.
1:00:32: Quinton thanks Hippie Rat, best YouTube Friend Foreva, for subjecting himself to watch the FRED movies with him. He gives him a shout-out. Hippie has his fucking full name in the about section of his channel.
1:04:31: Quinton on if he regrets buying and listening to FRED albums.
Don't let your memes be dreams kids.
1:08:07: I love this moment so much I decided to clip it as it is and then start to meme it. First time I saw it, I erupted in manic laughter.
