AITA for making a boob joke that unfortunately didn’t sit well with the crowd?
u/damilkai1d
I (20M) was at my classmate’s house last night working on a group project. There were four of us on the team. The other three were girls: Haley, Kayla, and Mindy. I’m straight but I don’t have a girlfriend. We picked each other and we’re all pretty much friends by now because we already had several classes together. We had dinner together before heading to Haley’s house to work on the project. Mindy couldn’t make it to the dinner and had to come a bit later.
While at Haley’s house, we waited for Mindy to come before starting the project. So Haley, Kayla, and I just talked about random stuff. We got to discuss Kayla’s lactose intolerance and how she finds milk to be absolutely disgusting. Right when we were talking about that, Mindy walked through the door. I’m a shy guy and always had a slight crush on Mindy, but I didn’t know how to express that. To be honest, when we were talking about the milk thing, I already thought about Mindy because she has big boobs and fit women with big boobs makes me think of milk lol.
I don’t know why I thought it was a good idea to loudly say the meme “milk truk just arrive” when Mindy walked in, but that’s what I did and didn’t think much of it immediately after I said it. I thought it was humorous and would make Mindy notice my smoldering sense of humor. However, I faced a tough crowd. Mindy asked me what I said. I said it was just a dumb meme from years ago. She asked me what it meant. I didn’t want to make it any more awkward, so I said it’s pretty self-explanatory.
Haley said that was an extremely weird thing to say. Kayla said ditto to that. I said that I thought they would find it funny. Haley said she didn’t find that funny at all. Kayla said ditto to that again. I said that we should get cracking on the project. Mindy asked me if the joke was directed at her boobs. I said she already knew the answer to that and let’s not waste any more time since it’s already late. Mindy said she didn’t feel comfortable working with me anymore. I told her to stop being a drama queen and I apologized for making the dumb joke around girls.
Mindy asked Haley if she could borrow a jacket to prevent me from ogling her. Haley said sure and went to her room to grab one. I told Mindy to stop making it awkward for me. She said I made it awkward for everyone. Alright, I was a quite sad the girl I had a little crush on turned sour on me. We worked on the project for four hours and called it a night. I felt awkward the whole time. We have to meet a few more times until we complete it. We’ll also have more classes together for a few more quarters because we’re all in the same major.
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