r/FedNews

[Fellen]

Well, you've heard the pajeet, he wants to hear your story. (Link)

 

[huesofmercury]

 

[Kayfabe]

“Elon Muskrat”
“President Elon”
“The Felon President”

It’s all so retarded and pathetic. They constantly write shit like this, as if it’s some kind of win.

They’re demoralized, pathetic creatures.

When you can no longer call people faggots, and even "retard" is a verboten word on the internet these days, the redditards are left with no more insults, and are forced to go back to using elementary school insults that offends no one, and only makes them look like even bigger manchildren than they already are.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I dunno, I think Elongated Muskrat is kinda funny. Completely ineffective as an insult, but funny.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Look, taxation is theft and fuck the IRS and etc, but... come on. Everybody has a sob story about how they're special and the rules don't apply to them. Kiwifarms exists to document people like this. A "no exceptions, ever" policy makes perfect sense here.

This would have more weight if the Fed didn't do everything in its power to help the rest of the world on humanitarian reasons at the expense of the tax payer who is feeling the squeeze.

If you are Tu-tuk-tuc the faggot bush man of no where Africa the feds will bend over backwards to serve you but Joe Taxpayer can go fuck himself.

 

[DavidS877]

Not fednews, but still reddit.




Sense of entitlement much? Also good to see they're cutting the dead weight.

 

[dvorak]

Why should we feel sympathy for federal employees fired by DOGE?
If the situation were reversed, how many of them would show empathy for you or your family? History shows a pattern of federal overreach and lack of compassion.
Think about the lockdowns that disrupted so many lives, the Ruby Ridge standoff, the mishandling during Hurricane Katrina, the unethical MKULTRA experiments, and the internment of Japanese Americans during WW2—examples of federal actions that caused immense suffering without regard for the human cost.

How often have these employees enforced rules without considering the impact on real people? Consider the veterans denied benefits or individuals refused healthcare due to some obscure bureaucratic technicality. Even the IRS has policies that explicitly forbid agents from showing compassion to taxpayers in crisis, instead directing them to suicide hotlines rather than offering relief from overwhelming debt.
Yes, some of these roles might be necessary, much like the tax collectors of the Middle Ages. But being necessary doesn’t entitle them to automatic sympathy. Actions and systems have consequences, and empathy should work both ways

We've been through decades of destroying blue collar jobs thanks to federal policy pushing 'free trade' and all the government had to tell those suddenly out of work was to train for a better career; while the government initially made a feeble attempt to provide some job retraining -- which to no one's surprise did nothing but squander more money -- eventually they gave up and let their journalistic lackeys parrot the "Learn to Code" meme at them from the safety of what we've learned now to be indirectly federally subsidized careers by way of USAID. But *now* when government toadies finally get to experience a taste of what many a tax payer has already felt, we're all supposed to cry at the self-aggrandizing sob stories. This all from the 'Party of the People' that supposedly deeply cares for the American working class that they've obliquely treated with spite by continually fucking them over further by importing in foreign labor, repeatedly equating them with evil incarnate for being born white, and letting drug dealers push fentanyl upon their communities without consequence.

Boo-fucking-hoo.

 

[NoReturn]

I am asking this in good faith, genuinely, but can anyone with personal experience with these people explain how sheltered they were before all this started happening? I'm seeing posts and videos about the layoffs and the things they're mentioning as being super shocking are things that have been very common for at least 10 years now in the private sector. Are they really that insulated, or is it more that their jobs were supposed to be more stable?
The latter makes sense, but then if that's actually the case, why are they talking about it the way they are?

 

[SlaanyChaser]

I am asking this in good faith, genuinely, but can anyone with personal experience with these people explain how sheltered they were before all this started happening? I'm seeing posts and videos about the layoffs and the things they're mentioning as being super shocking are things that have been very common for at least 10 years now in the private sector. Are they really that insulated, or is it more that their jobs were supposed to be more stable?
The latter makes sense, but then if that's actually the case, why are they talking about it the way they are?

Fed jobs in theory were jobs for life unless you willingly left for private sector/died

 

[NoReturn]

Fed jobs in theory were jobs for life unless you willingly left for private sector/died

This is more that I'm surprised about the layoffs themselves. One of the ones that hit me kind of weird was a woman upset she was fired by an HR person she didn't know. That's been what's been happening for a while. I understand her being shocked about losing her job at all, but if she's been paying attention to the people around her she'd know about the HR-stranger-danger.

 

[Alaina's Rotdog]

Got a new one I joined in surreptitiously called Furlough Cafe.










It has a bunch of crybaby feds or former feds constantly throwing their faggoty Harry Potter references.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

this shit is triggering my fucking autism holy shit, if youre such a baby and cant even speak his name why call him voldemort of all things, a name that isnt supposed to be spoken. fucking redditors cant even follow the rules of their favorite hollywood fairy tale world correctly

 

[Kiwi Yuga]

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This is a bit of a tangent, but I work adjacent to public lands management and although I'm not particularly happy with the direction that Trump is taking public lands, this "Alt National Park Service" page caught my attention several months ago. It is one of the faggiest things I've ever seen. I have a handful of colleagues who love it, and it is just the whiniest group of miserable fucks I've seen in this industry. They've recently started posting fight club quotes as "the official resistance team of the NPS". What a bunch of losers.

 

[merrybrandybuck]

The people who told you Biden's economy is great and he's the best president of their lifetime would rather kill themselves than go back on the job market.

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

Fucking cheap eggs, let's gooooooo

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

The people who told you Biden's economy is great and he's the best president of their lifetime would rather kill themselves than go back on the job market.

I love seeing all the Tik Toks of useless people crying whether they’re government workers or living off of welfare. It’s great. Its exactly what I voted for.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Not a reddit, but tangentially-related for feddy tear farming is deawatch. Started by an ex-DEA employee around 30 years ago, it is a boomer-tier "anon" bulletin board for federal enforcement agents. During Democrat administrations they may be mildly disgruntled and hate their direct and appointed leaders, but go full-tard TDS during Trumps reigns.

Spoiler: Ex-FBI Agent

Thu, 02/20/2025, 10:05 PST, 2nd Edition
Special Messages:

• To all those in my former agency who voted for Donald Tramp... And to all those who refused to do things that could have been done to prevent Donald Tramp from getting back into the White House... you brought this on yourselves.
  May you personally burn in Hell before the country burns in Hell...
  Signed,
  (D/W Redacted), FBI (Ret.)

Spoiler: We Need More Badges(Survey)

31 Jan 2025, 13:25 PST, 3rd Edition
Results of Yesterday's 24 hour Survey:

• DEA Watch 30 Jan 2025 -- Should DEA Agents Be Authorized the National Defense Service Medal?
  TOPIC: Donald Trump repeatedly describes his project to remove illegal immigrants from American soil as a "war". DEA Agents are now deputized by DHS to serve in this war, and DEA agents are more frequently working with or under military authorities when performing illegal immigrant removal service. -- END OF TOPIC
  
  (DEA Watch Note: Statistical results are rounded off to their nearest whole number.)
  QUESTION 1/1: Should Donald Trump issue an Executive Order that authorizes the National Defense Service Medal to those DEA agents and other DEA employees who work under U.S. military authority or work directly alongside U.S. military personnel while conducting Presidentially-mandated alien search, arrest, transport or other service?
  • No... 04%
    Yes... 96%

Spoiler: Trump Hates Black People (and Women)

Fri, 01/31/2025, 14:10 PST, 6th Edition
"Special Messages...", con't:
Click the underlined Subject Title above to email notification to someone about this Report...

• What stands out is the fact that the majority of people being fired at the Bureau are white... but that is only because the majority of people working for FBI are white.
  But Trump's direct accusation yesterday that the air accident in D.C. was caused by females and black people only makes it clear that Trump wants to return our black Americans to their service-job level status under Woodrow Wilson... and women back to serving males only on their backs and in their kitchens as it was before the Suffrage Movement.
  The only reason why we have so many illegal Hispanics in our country today is because the Civil Rights Amendment of 1965 allowed black people to migrate out of service-level and farm jobs that Hispanics are now doing... and we allowed women to do jobs that were meant for men only. If we can get enough white Americans all across our country to support returning our nation back to 1924 where women were confined to their kitchens and blacks could only be employed in jobs servicing white people or confined to farm labor there won't be any black drug gangs or any black students taking college seats away from our white children... or any females or black people causing air accidents because they were given jobs that only white men are qualified to do.
  Back in 1924 most black people had only two hopes. One hope was to grin wide enough to get a service job. The other hope was to not be lynched for talking back to a white person. That is where Trump and Musk and Miller want America to go back to. And the only way to get there is to keep blaming black people and females for everything that goes wrong.
  Signed,
  (D/W Redacted), S/A

Spoiler: Mafia Don Takes Over The FBI

Due, 02/04/2025, 13:29 PST, 3rd Edition
"It's not about 'retribution'...", con't :
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• Trump and his confederates will now have access to every criminal file and investigation made by the FBI since the FBI's creation. How long will it take before Trump uses FBI data on organized criminals to 'lean on them' for kickbacks? And will organized crime orgs roll over like FBI agents are rolling over? I doubt it.
  There is not now nor was there ever a 'Mafia Don' who didn't want control of FBI. And never did a Don anticipate that another felon, powered by the federal govt and his white supremacists, would be a bigger enemy to them than the FBI.
  I don't think organized crime is going to wait and rely on the Dem's in Congress to stop Trump forming the largest and most well-armed crime family since the Caesar's, followed by the Pope's, in ancient Rome...
  Anonymous

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Due, 02/04/2025, 11:17 PST, 2nd Edition
"It's not about 'retribution'...":
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• All this talk about Trump wanting "retribution" for his criminal prosecutions by ordering the firing of three-quarters of the FBI is total silly.
  Trump wants to replace the entire FBI for only one reason... and that reason is to escape investigation of his future crimes for profit.
  Trump is a CONVICTED FELON. He was convicting for lying, cheating and scamming to gain personal and corporate profit. He will continue to do this... and needs everyone in FBI who is aware of his criminal nature to be gone.
  The REAL issue is why are agents allowing Trump's criminality to continue??? Surely agents can easily figure out the proper remedies to an attack on our country by a malicious and Sadistic enemy??? Why are convicted criminals who were pardoned by a convicted felon still living in the United States???
  FBI has gone girly and wimpy.
  Anonymous

Spoiler: Trashy FanFic

Mon, 02/03/2025, 10:05 PST, 2nd Edition
Report From the Tunnel:

• My pal Mike #1 submitted this report, the entirety of which is of two people who work daily in the WH. The talky person is the female who is senior both in age and 'rank' to the junior male. The two of them have been 'involved' since last August. The two live together (secretly) but the female pays for the male's apartment so as to make it look like he lives separately.
  The conversation last night was a tutorial to the male by the female on "how things work in the WH".
  Over wine the male inquired who or how it was that Elon Musk was given the large amount of "freedom by the President". The female quickly corrected the male, "he is back in the WH and he wants to be called and referred to as the 'Chief'... don't forget that!"
  The female then explained to her young lover the "facts of life"...
  
  THE FEMALE: The Chief needs Elon for only one reason... that reason is to use Elon's money to keep Republicans in the House and Senate in line...
  
  THE MALE: Musk is paying Republicans to support the Chief???
  
  THE FEMALE: No, Silly! The Chief doesn't have the money to do what Elon does for him. Elon uses his ad revenue from X to threaten Republicans with Primary candidates that he is cultivating for 2026...
  
  THE MALE: But the Chief must have enough money to do that...
  
  THE FEMALE: Trust me, he doesn't. The Trump family is banking every dime they can get their hands on for themselves. None of them would spend a dime on anything but themselves. The crazy part is that a good deal of the ad revenue Elon gets from X is rooted in the stupid Democrats and homosexual reporters who use X and keep their followers signed on. There are even Generals and Demo politicians who use X because they don't think they can live without their fan numbers on X. The pack of them are just a bunch of exhibitionists. They don't have a clue that it is their use of X that generates the ad money Elon uses to f**k over their jobs and careers...
  
  THE MALE: Stupid!
  
  THE FEMALE: They are all trapped inside their own egos. The Republicans know that if they don't back the Chief to the hilt Elon will primary them so they follow the Chief like the b**ches that they are. Now Elon is doing the same to the Democrats. Elon has turned X into a self-generating power supply. Idiot's attract their fans and enemies to follow them on X. X uses those login numbers to fuel his advertising rates. Advertisers pay Elon because they think X's audience numbers are spreading their company info that makes them sales. Trump uses those sales to get CEO's to back him. And Elon uses it all to keep Republicans in line by promoting his primary candidates on X. It's a rat race tailored to perfection.
  
  THE MALE: So if people stopped using X it would all come down?
  
  THE FEMALE: Crashing down in a heartbeat. Go to the head of the class... If Elon didn't have the throw-away money to fund primary candidates the elected greasy cowards in office wouldn't have anything to fear from the Chief... which is why Elon now needs control of the government payroll system and a dozen big-ticket agencies... which is why the Chief is giving Elon a ticket to ride First Class. Since Elon jumped in last summer he hasn't spent a single penny of his own space money and government contract income on funding the Chief's campaign and now threatening GOP members. X advertising money is doing all that. But Elon knows that when people get wise and stop using X in droves he will lose X ad money and need to use other money. So why not the taxpayer's???... get the stupid taxpayer to fund the New American Oligarchy like it's done in Russia and China...
  
  THE MALE: That's criminal!
  
  THE FEMALE: True. But who's going to stop him? Who's going to prosecute if DOJ is in the pocket? Who's going to investigate if a new crop of FBI agents are more worried about keeping their silly jobs than investigating corruption? GOP Congressmen get to keep their jobs and their millions keep rolling in if they keep backing the Chief. And those s**tholes over at the Supreme Court will do the same. They are all in it for themselves. And Elon is the bagman that funds the whole circular system.
  
  THE MALE: And all the people who work for those agencies?
  
  THE FEMALE: Expendable little pawns on a chessboard. But what the Hell. Most of them are just breeders who only care about their kitchen toys from Walmart and their leased cars and hole-in-the-wall homes and apartments that cost them an arm and a leg...
  
  THE MALE: One of my professors at Harvard said Washington was the place for to be when we get our law degrees...
  
  THE FEMALE: And that professor was right. Stay sharp. Stay frosty. Because right now at this time and in this place could not be a better time to get rich and stay rich. You're in the WH, baby boy. You've got a job and a future you can keep forever.:

More later as Mike reports it.
Signed, (D/W redacted)

 

[NoReturn]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I love seeing all the Tik Toks of useless people crying whether they’re government workers or living off of welfare. It’s great. Its exactly what I voted for.

 

[Barry McKockner]

I am asking this in good faith, genuinely, but can anyone with personal experience with these people explain how sheltered they were before all this started happening? I'm seeing posts and videos about the layoffs and the things they're mentioning as being super shocking are things that have been very common for at least 10 years now in the private sector. Are they really that insulated, or is it more that their jobs were supposed to be more stable?
The latter makes sense, but then if that's actually the case, why are they talking about it the way they are?

Its a mix, but I'll give you the low down:

Government jobs are stable by nature. It's REALLY hard to get fired, and that's not an exaggeration. People will accept a small pay cut to get in, because they are expecting to be in for life. No company I have worked for in the last 10 years has done yearly pay raises. The government has yearly pay raises as well as GS scale climbing as you get more years of service. So in Virginia, a GS 10 starts at 77k on step 1, but tops out at 100k at step 10. Unless you're like me, and could come in with field experience and negotiate starting at a higher step, it normally takes 18 years to go from step 1 to step 10.

If you're just starting your career fresh out of college, this is a GREAT route, because it's a higher pay than what you're going to get in the private sector, with built in guaranteed raises (not to mention if you put in enough years, they'll pay off your college debt). You don't have to job hop for the first decade to get a pay raise. If you're close to retirement, it's guaranteed money and generally easier work as it's not profit driven. If you're like me, and have existing field experience, it's a terrible deal unless you need something they provide. I could have went GS a few years ago, but to match what I was currently making in the private sector, I would have had to come in at step 9, giving me one step to go up before I needed to go to college to get any more upward mobility, whereas switching companies put me making more than I ever could working for the fed.

So what you have are people who expected to be able to coast on into retirement not having to compete for anything. They can justify it any way they want, but it's the truth. Once you're in and past your probationary period, you're set for life, and that illusion has just been smashed.

 

[merrybrandybuck]

Forget the would, they have posted anyone that voted for Trump deserves to be homeless after saying no one deserves what's happening to them.

So yeah, fuck them.

That said the horror is in the other thread where they talked about their plans if let go. Half want to go into politics the other half to law school. Fucking hell. Meet AOC 2.0 gents.

Every time there's a local election, there are some retards who waste their life savings trying to "get into politics". This isn't how it works. Unless you have a major backer astroturfing you, you and all your grand ideas will get 0.001% of the vote and a bankruptcy.