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Free the Pedos said:
Out of interest, I think the DOD employee (there are redditors working at the DOD, God help us) doesn’t have to worry about it because DOGE is making exemptions for defense. This is just what I’ve heard from talking to swamp residents.
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They are making some exemptions, however they are also cutting the DOD's budget by 8% minimum year over year for next few years. And there is no way in hell that is not affecting employment significantly.
 
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OrangeJuliusEvola said:
This highlights my suspicion that this e-mail response thing was created to suss out "ghost" employees. For those who aren't aware of the governmental employee unions, there is a policy across all of them called LWOP (Leave Without Pay) which is horrendously abused and often unmonitored by management, in which a governmental employee takes extended leave for whatever reason. It's supposed to be used in cases of using up all your sick leave on a medical condition, but in actuality, it's because the person in question has another job that is their primary job, or just wants to wait out a supervisor or manager they don't like, so their attendance is sporadic at best, or non-existent.

In my department, we've had people not show up for work for literal years before finally being removed, and I know of other departments that have people that haven't shown for work for over a decade. Their position and seniority is maintained, while the rest of us take up the slack.

I hope all those motherfuckers burn. Too bad I'm a state worker rather than a Feddie.
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I completely believe it. A family member died, and it took over half a year for the state office to produce the death certificate so we could deal with the estate. The guy(s) with the offcial rubber stamp obviously took a six month vacation.

I love that DOGE is giving these people 24 hours during the work week to just prove that they exist. I can't wait to find out how many failed.
 
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IAmNotAlpharius said:
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Andrew Johnson didn't give a fuck about niggers fedditor. And "worst president" was probably either Harding, Coolidge, or Buchanan.
Waifu Days said:
A post came out and guess what, they're getting tired. Like good little redditors, they are talking like some mighty tough guys. Tick tock, Donald.
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This absolute fucking dickhead got his post because he was a hire from the military and now he's acting like a little bitch that he's not good enough for govt work.

NoReturn said:
"ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?"
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Civil disobedience
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DOGE Goons!
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More bureaucrat math
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oh no Trump posted a MEME

This reminds me of reading about how the Ukrainian ambassador in the Trump years had a breakdown crying over seeing what he said on Twitter about her, while Ukraine was in a partial warzone with Russia (Russo-Ukrainian War didn't just start in 2022)
 
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NoReturn said:
"The government is democracy!"
And I am The Senate.
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I TOLD you fuckers. They are saying the quiet part out loud now. Even the lowliest of paper pushers think their job is not to do a regular job for the American people. See, we vote wrong all the time, and the experts in our science and our beurocracy know what's best for us. They let us think we're in charge, while they work behind the scenes to protect us from ourselves.
 
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Asking for a flowchart
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Necrosan said:
Imagine if he used this time and energy to write down what he did so he wouldn't get fired.
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Barry McKockner said:
I TOLD you fuckers. They are saying the quiet part out loud now. Even the lowliest of paper pushers think their job is not to do a regular job for the American people. See, we vote wrong all the time, and the experts in our science and our beurocracy know what's best for us. They let us think we're in charge, while they work behind the scenes to protect us from ourselves.
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Disdainer of the Plebs said:
Watching these glowfags cry their last words before Orange Man and Rocket Man snuff them out is my new favorite form of entertainment. Suffah, glowies!
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Some sanity
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NoReturn said:
"The government is democracy!"
And I am The Senate.
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>not elected
>Somehow the bedrock of a system where decisions are (supposed to be) done by people who are elected
>Also, they think this country is or ever was a democracy

That bar keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbliiiing dooown!

Maybe disproportionately hiring people from the demographic with the lowest average IQ for the daily functioning of an empire isn’t a good idea. Also explains how tightly they’re holding onto the Labor Theory of Value as far as how much they’re worth. Because nothing says I am a sober non-partisan person like taking to heart an idea that is to economics as Intelligent Design is to archaeology.
 
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Disdainer of the Plebs said:
Fresh shipment of the tears of unfathomable sadness!
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You finally figured out we hate your guts and wish unimaginable suffering on you? Took you long enough, retard. Maybe you ought to think about how you've conducted yourselves, you left-wing leaning parasites.
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What a bunch of thin-skinned whiny crybaby losers. Which is reddit's primary user base, so not surprising.
 
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I could be wrong, but I think justifying your employment through an email listing 5 things you did might be easier than trying to change the general public perception of fedboys through reddit. hell you could even list that as one of your five things. Ironically the sperging is having the opposite effect and redpilling more people then not.
 
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