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I'm sorry I still cant get past the deep cleaning of that poor bastard's cock! Any fellow kiwi who is also the proud bearer of a dick knows, regardless of being circumcised or not that an electric toothbrush to you epicentre of nerve endings is a fucking horrifying thought, doubly so when your uncircumcised.
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Be glad it's not a normal toothbrush, like we used in the old days.That's how you're supposed to wash your penis though.
Are you not mad that you don't have one? What kind of weirdo are you?OP is just mad because they don't have a thicc domme mommy to punish them for eating too many chicken tendies before they get pegged.
this reminds me of common practice in Russian jails. Prisoners make spheres and cylinders from plastic part of toothbrush. After that special person in prison cell will cut person's penis and put plastic parts inside a wound, so there are knobs under dick's skin. After recovery, when wound is healed, dick looks like a real life textured dildo. Some say their women in love with it. However, many of prisoners can't take care for a wound since, well, they are in prison, so rotten dick is a possible outcome too.Be glad it's not a normal toothbrush, like we used in the old days.
Yeah, pearling. I wonder who the first dude to think that up was, and how good of a salesman he must have been to not have the very concept die out immediately.this reminds me of common practice in Russian jails. Prisoners make spheres and cylinders from plastic part of toothbrush. After that special person in prison cell will cut person's penis and put plastic parts inside a wound, so there are knobs under dick's skin. After recovery, when wound is healed, dick looks like a real life textured dildo. Some say their women in love with it. However, many of prisoners can't take care for a wound since, well, they are in prison, so rotten dick is a possible outcome too.
Straight guys are always smegma infested shitstain producing swines, they need women like this in their lives.That's how you're supposed to wash your penis though.
Thigh definitely. I'm not taking a Q tip up my piss hole.I want to play a game
Deep cleaning
Or
Dick superglued to thigh
Clean or thigh, it’s your choice
Moments like this make me smug I am male.Feet pics????
So... I think the bigger question here is why is Russia so horrifyingthis reminds me of common practice in Russian jails. Prisoners make spheres and cylinders from plastic part of toothbrush. After that special person in prison cell will cut person's penis and put plastic parts inside a wound, so there are knobs under dick's skin. After recovery, when wound is healed, dick looks like a real life textured dildo. Some say their women in love with it. However, many of prisoners can't take care for a wound since, well, they are in prison, so rotten dick is a possible outcome too.
I personally prefer an angle grinder.That's how you're supposed to wash your penis though.