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Critically Correct said:
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Leave us alone
 
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Time to get back on thread theme.

I don't even think this guy is fully literate.
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The only good and proper ending tbh.
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The end result of most poly relationships once again.
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Cope
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For the record I am gonna say this counts because the son got sloppy seconds. Crossover from r/cuckoldcommunity
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I saw the twitter thread with a bunch of these the other day. The thing that strikes me is how many of them start out so similar.

A lot of them start with someone getting bummed that the sex stopped being wildly exciting after a time, them already having a crush on someone, or something who was previously super promiscuous with a partner who "hasn't had enough experiences" - so they insist they need to go sleep with a bunch of other people just because they did it. Other partner resists or - if they haven't already walked, they relent and eventually become a hot chad anyway.

F36 is galling in it's own right. She constantly pushed the husband into more and more open arrangements, then gets sad when he finally gets some pussy he likes (how did she find time to bone countless men with a toddler at home?)
 
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Pop-Tart said:
Time to get back on thread theme.

I don't even think this guy is fully literate.
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The only good and proper ending tbh.
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The end result of most poly relationships once again.
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Cope
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For the record I am gonna say this counts because the son got sloppy seconds. Crossover from r/cuckoldcommunity
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I find obscene amounts of joy in stories about degenerates who push for poly shit and then get cucked themselves. It's the ultimate version of instant karma, and I never get enough of it.

I just really wish they didn't all have kids they're messing up...
 
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So I was creeping that r/corywn775 to see if he had any new insane posts. Nothing much but phew, the comments on his posts are something.

A few people called him out, either for having a crazy story or for his post history. The polyamory community backed him up for the most part though. Everything from "his wife gaslit him into thinking he was dangerous!" To "sexsomnia is a disorder. Are you seriously shaming someone with a dIsaBilIty!?!?"
 
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M'aiq the Liar said:
Never thought that incels and r/polyamory would agree on something, but there you go.
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I keep returning to the slapfights.

My fav so far is the guy that claims OPs wife gaslighted him into thinking he had a disorder. I guess he didn't see the OP himself reply and admit he had it for years and knew he had it before he was with his wife.

Second fav is the guy who's like "well what should he do? Who would take care of his kids? The gov wouldn't help or find them a new home."

I also particularly like that when corywn responds to the criticisms, he doesn't claim he's not a potential kiddy diddler. He just says he's been in therapy and has the money to have a night nanny to help prevent him from molesting his children

I can't tell who's real and who's taking the piss
 
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RisingPheonix said:
F36 is galling in it's own right. She constantly pushed the husband into more and more open arrangements, then gets sad when he finally gets some pussy he likes (how did she find time to bone countless men with a toddler at home?)
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At the time, she had a husband who was also stuck at home.

It's left unsaid, but guess who doesn't get to go out on dates while the husband is out banging a 10 years younger celebrity look-a-like PhD candidate?
 
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Hope you niggas ready I got some more gold. All stolen from this lad. Warning lots of text.

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I like how he knows the warning signs but doesn't put his foot down.
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This is prolly the most amicable break up one I have seen tbh.
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Doomed from the fucking start. Sirens should be going off in your head man.
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Same story once again.
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One only can imagine what was typed before it was all memory hole'ed. We may never know.
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One last random one for good measure.
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Sorry about the formatting, shit got fucked for a bit. Hopefully its better now.
 

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MetalParakeet said:
I'm surprised. Last I creeped, everyone defended him
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I'm guessing the "doxing and death threats" either came from here (not even necessarily active posters, KF has a lot of lurkers) or his posts got linked to MGTOW or a similar sub. Poly regulars are made of lukewarm soy milk and cuckold tears.

The internet will always remember you u/corwyn775 <3

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I also archived everything.

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MakeItRain said:
I'm guessing the "doxing and death threats" either came from here (not even necessarily active posters, KF has a lot of lurkers) or his posts got linked to MGTOW or a similar sub. Poly regulars are made of lukewarm soy tard cum and cuckold tears.

The internet will always remember you u/corwyn775 <3
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I just saw that his main supporter blames his wife for his sexsomnia because a wife shouldn't not fuck the dude whenever he wants.

Ah, it comes full circle
 
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For real though why do you guys think we keep seeing the "whoever opens the marriage is the one who gets laid less often if at all" pattern?
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For me personally, I suspect it's that the one that opens it is actually the less attractive one. They probably think something like "I got THIS person, so I can probably do as well or better again!" but the more attractive one has had more experience dating and knows how difficult it is to find a comfortable match if only because they've had more opportunities than their partner.
 
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For real though why do you guys think we keep seeing the "whoever opens the marriage is the one who gets laid less often if at all" pattern?
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For me personally, I suspect it's that the one that opens it is actually the less attractive one. They probably think something like "I got THIS person, so I can probably do as well or better again!" but the more attractive one has had more experience dating and knows how difficult it is to find a comfortable match if only because they've had more opportunities than their partner.
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I dunno about that. From what I've seen, they're all equally unattractive. Maybe it's because the one who opens the relationship seems to be the most desperate of the two, and desperation is unattractive
 
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