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The next date will be an apology card. "Sorry about the herpes."
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The next date will be an apology card. "Sorry about the herpes."
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Perhaps I’m being a tad extreme (when compared to other examples), but I think raising children in a polyamorous environment borders on child abuse. Almost a sure fire way to raise someone who will eventually have a thread on this forum.
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Well, if at one time the US govt thought it necessary to remove children from fundamentalist Mormon households...
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Or who will eventually see the light, come to hate their family, become a poster here and make a thread on their family.
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I'm friends with a woman on steam who is in a polyamorous relationship lul
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The Mormon Double-Up. The legends are true!
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It's up there with trooning out as far as popular attention-seeking and sexually deviant behaviour goes. I'd say like nine times out of ten you can correlate rétards doing one with the other. Polyfags and troons both reached the same conclusion that shoving your degeneracy in people's faces isn't enough - you have to make it like you're fighting against oppression for a brave and noble cause when in reality it's just letting your life become controlled by what makes your (girl)dick hard.
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I'm not the person you asked, so my apologies, but I can chip in with a couple if you like? I relocated cities a few years back and went through the whole "finding a social circle, building a life" schtick.
A couple I met in a bar were in an "open relationship". They seemed nice and sane enough at first, this wasn't a thing they mentioned to me right off the bat. I found out about it a few months later, when she confessed to me that he had met another woman (a typical poly type, dangerhair, piercings all over, 3edgy5me politics, the whole shebang) and she was upset.
Apparently, he'd not told her til after this new lass went off home after they'd spent a weekend together, and his original missus (they lived separately) and they'd fucked. She caught oral herpes after sucking his dick and he'd not showered post shag of the other lass/preshag of his "girlfriend".
I've a few other similar tales of degeneracy if you're interested but I don't want to derail things unnecessarily, as I appreciate this is all anecdotal stuff
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Are you fucking serious? Make with the stories!
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Anecdotal is fine. As this thread proves, polyamorous relationships on the whole are fucked.
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Hey, sorry. I've been here a while now but I'd rather check before sperging out about stuff that I can't prove, you know?
Well. Another one. Again, the same couple - I have only met the one poly couple, I know a few swingers, but tthey're older and are quite a different breed, in my personal experience - but a few months on
He was unwell, with some skin condition. He was a little klatty anyways, apparently (I never saw in his home, thank fuck but mutual friends did) and would often only change the sheets on his be once a month or so.
All three of them - him, his GF and his new "play partner" caught ringworm, because le play partner caught it from a guy she fucked. Same goes. for the clap, they all shared it about.
Then, practicalities and STDs aside, there was the headfuckery and abuse (is it abuse if a person signs up for it?) that went with the three of them. A couple of years back, he got in with a crowd of fucking nutcases. Hard left, trust fund babies and gender specials, you know the type. They had a barbecue, and invited some friends, which is when he met his new GF - the one with the ringworm and the clap, you know? - and she's an "AFAB non binaREEEEE boy" who doesn't work cos muh condishuns, partial headshave, all that. The guy hops aboard the trans train too, and he's now a gender special "nonbinaREEEE" and all. Him and his new GF are apparently asexual which is no shocker to anyone who knows them because fuck me, I wouldn't want sex with either of them and all
It's like watching a train wreck in real time and I fucking love it, even better now the Conservatives in the UK have a thumping majority - the pair of them have been losing their shit over that lately.
Edited: I am a wally, so typoes ahoy
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nope, a couple who cosleep with their dirty kid. I dont mean, all kids are dirty, I mean, their kid was neglected and not being looked after properly
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They probably live in a filthy one room apartment. As well as being mega degenerates.So the poly people... sleep with their child...
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Hahaha, you're not far off there. I mean, studio apartments have their place and are great if you live alone, want to save on rent, stuff like that. But I couldn't imagine cohabiting in one
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You're totally right. ALL of these people live like vermin. If stories are cool, I'll share one that just came up around me: Via a mutual friend, I've heard stories about a woman from school who is in some nasty shit. In fact, because of the recency, and the location similarity, I thought for a bit that this Colorado post was referencing the same woman, as written by the couple she joined. After some digging, it isn't her, but anyways. This woman, Anne, was married, but not happily. She always complained that her and her husband didn't fuck. After some major family event (maybe some parent died died?) she started fucking her cousin, who lived in Colorado and was married with a few kids. He would fly her out there and put her up in a hotel, just to fuck her. At one point, she even got accidentally pregnant by the cousin, but thankfully miscarried. This was just the cheating phase, neither spouse knew, and when the cousin's wife found out (as discovered by their now permanently traumatized children), she told Anne's family, and the whole family more or less exploded.
But this wasn't enough for Anne. She asked her husband for some time apart, and moved in with some couple she knew a few towns away. That family had four or five kids, the husband is a leg amputee, and the wife, Jan, has some health thing and doesn't work, and she ran a daycare center out of their two-bedroom rental. So, do that disgusting math. After living there for a few months, Anne finally asked her husband for a divorce, and I assume that she's fucking Jan and the amputee. This all started with sex. Once the divorce was final a few weeks ago, Anne comes out and says that she's actually gay, and has only been doing Jan. The two of them took some trip to Colorado where Anne came out and Jan was this supportive figure or whatever, and then Jan told Anne that she made a deal with her amputee husband that if they ever didn't work out, that Jan would go gay and go for a chick that looks like Anne, who can most charitably be described as dumpy. And they all just live together now.
Allegedly the kids call Anne "Mom 2". Allegedly the amputee is fine with all of this and doesn't get involved. And none of them really work as far as I know. All of these people are the fucking same. The fucking disgusting, despicable same. I give it 6 months before something cataclysmic happens.
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In this episode of r/polyamory - OP's boyfriend convinces her that they have a poly relationship and he's not a cheating asshole. He's now trying to convince OP to let him fuck his lover in their bed, which is the only thing she was not okay with.
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Being "open minded and reasonable", to these poly perverts, means doing what they want and having no boundaries.
When confronted by such people, be narrow-minded and unreasonable. Kick their asses to the curb.
When confronted by such people, be narrow-minded and unreasonable. Kick their asses to the curb.