r/polyamory

[Crunchy Leaf]

lol these people are so gross


ahhhahahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa Esperanto ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I'm not at all surprised there's overlap between poly people and conlang people. I suspect it's because they both involve a superiority complex and autism.

 

[NG 070]

Someone I know has a couple friends who are polyamorous. She told me they're just as special as you'd think they are and are quite the pieces of work.

tbbh, I'm usually a live and let live person, but sometimes these people test the limits of my tolerance. Like, fine, you don't want to be monogamous. Whatever. Just don't try to make it anything more than what it really is: you like to sleep around and fuck people. Or better yet, just call yourself swingers. Because that's what they really are, imho.

 

[GS 281]

So here is an example from one of my favorite personal lolcows. It is Natalie Fortune. This idiot should have a thread here tbh, but he knows how to lock his fuckery down so unless you have accounts watching him on websites, eh, you won't be finding stuff on him.

Anyhow, here he is with some of his friends. What you notice is that he is essentially teaching trannies how to groom other trannies on how to be polytards like him.

Another thing you notice is that whenever there is a tranny talking, there's a fuckton of responses. Cisdudes? none. lol totally not a fetish.

Or when they are responding they get beat up on passive aggressively for being cis.

Essentially, what you find over time is that trannies are just autogynephiles who want to live out what they see in tranny porn. No shame in that, do what you want, but the scramble to stay on the high horse is funny.

 

[Derbydollar]

Polyamory is for animals. Actual people like you (hopefully) and me struggle through relationships with others because we care about the people around us, not because we want to bang 4 different fuckbags. Love is about bridging the gap, fording the river. These people are after the carnal reward instead of the more meaningful one.

I wouldn't care if they straight up admitted to being deviants who want to lap each other up in big disgusting flocks, but they decide to bitch and moan under the facade of having loving relationships that normal people just 'don't understand'. In reality, these groups are just made up of baby princess drama and loose, nasty men and women. No love to be found here, but lolcows? Definitely.

 

[Sho'nuff]

I barely have enough time to deal with the daily drama one woman goes through, fuck having to keep track of the drama for 2 or more.

 

[OpenBASED]

My understanding is that "Polyamory" is a politically correct term for Consentual Cuckoldry?

 

[BIG DADDY]

I actually don't know where this came from apart from probably fan fiction or 'head cannons'.

None of the gems in the show that are still alive are implied to have sexual/romantic relationships outside of 'ship teasing' (will they won't they shit) like most shows. I think it's just the SJWs interpretations of the fusion dances (the weird dances they do) and because they want this show to defend their every interest/whom.

I think Ruby and Sapphire were confirmed to be in a romantic relationship from the creators on Twitter, and since they stay fused it's not an illogical assumption to see fusion as code for a relationship that has romantic/sexual undertones (obv the dances are pretty sexualized).

It makes sense since the show is half exceptional itself that it would draw exceptional fans.

 

[MrLobe]

They need to hire a PR guy. Terms like "Fluid-bonded" are probably not the best way to sell your lifestyle.

 

[RI 360]

>upset boyfriend cheated on them
>has a fucking husband already

The frowny face really cinches it for me. The only kind of people who want to fuck someone who's married are scumbags, and the kind of married people who go outside of their vows are scumbags as well. I can't fucking believe their bewilderment that this kind of behavior acts as a magnet for dishonest people who will treat you as disposable.

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

being polyamorous is just basically being desperate for attention

 

[Scratch This Nut]

• fluid bonded: someone you have sex without condoms with

Ewwwwww.

So it's one big pool of AIDS and dumbass babies?

 

[ADN_VIII]

I'd have more respect for these people if they just admitted they want an open relationship in order to justify infidelity.

 

[Jaimas]

anyone into poly is a lolcow of the highest order.

I have never known a single individual who advocated poly relationships that wasn't at least showing signs of outright lolcowdom.

Bonus points if the women in the community:

1. Identify as anything but the heterosexual cisgender white women they are
2. Forced their SOs into deviant sexual behavior for their own amusement (something true of both Jake Rapp and Jim Sterling)
3. Essentially boils down to them being able to fuck more guys while their SOs aren't

It's like fucking clockwork with these nuts.

 

[Moral_Equivalent_of_ISIS]

>upset boyfriend cheated on them
>has a fucking husband already
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The frowny face really cinches it for me. The only kind of people who want to fuck someone who's married are scumbags, and the kind of married people who go outside of their vows are scumbags as well. I can't fucking believe their bewilderment that this kind of behavior acts as a magnet for dishonest people who will treat you as disposable.

"These last few weeks I've lost a bit of hope in the ghouls around me who dispose of their parters like wet tissues. Who could have forseen they'd use polyamory as a cover for their own benefit?"

I'd also like to point out 'polyamory' is a disgusting agrammatical mixed root word. Poly is latin, amory is greek. The right term would be multiamory or polyphilia.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Polyamory is just code for "fat women with alternative hairstyles" and "scrawny men with ponytails and silly facial hair".

 

[Catetive]

Man, the poor husband.
This is just a hive of degeneracy and cuckoldry.

 

[ICametoLurk]

ahhhahahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa Esperanto ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/17zsjy/polyamorous_love_song/
http://archive.is/StPkD

I just listened to a great polyamorous love song that I just have to share. The chorus translates to

"Love them
You will be all the more able to love me Thanks to them I will learn to love you all the better So I ask you dear, if you love me,
Love me and them, love us

Love them
Love flows from the heart always and without end
It's useless to keep it in one's breast
Let me not be the reason for your abstinence
Love them and me, love us"

Listen to it at http://gijom.overblog.com/amu-rin - passionate version of this chorus from 6:10. The original is in Esperanto. The title of the song is "Amu rin", which can be translated as "Love them" or "Love him/her" - "rin" is a gender-neutral pronoun. I translated it as "them" throughout for better flow.

Song in question since appears to be gone from the link
https://gijomarmide.bandcamp.com/track/amu-rin

And they say that the Nazis' persecution of Esperanto speakers was without warrant.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I'm not at all surprised there's overlap between poly people and conlang people. I suspect it's because they both involve a superiority complex and autism.

Both require you to say "oh, the social systems/language my ancestors honed over generations and many iterative changes are just total bullshit worth throwing out completely, they're not rational enough, watch me as I operate from first principles and design a truly perfectly rational system, surely I won't have any blind spots, the way those losers in my family tree did."

 

[Linako 2.0]

is using both your hands considered poly?

 

[Cryin RN]

THANK YOU OP, I've been following these dummies for a long time, they were overdue for a thread. Sorting by "controversial" is always a good time on r/polyamory.

I remember massive drama about a year? ago when people posted photos of their "polycules" and surprise, most of them were fat and got made fun of. So pictures were banned for a while until "hot" polyams started to post again.

They tend to wank about the same subjects over and over again: 1) My boyfriend cheated on me. 2) My boyfriend's wife is a jealous bitch. 3) Why are all polycules 1 man/2 women? SEXISM then 300 comments of feminist debate. 4) Unicorns bitching about being hunted/unicorn hunters bitching about no unicorns. 5) (my fave) I am cripplingly depressed, I am not at all jealous that my husband is fucking younger women. 6) Debating primary/secondary vs. anarchy polyamory styles, but all participants on both sides are legally married.