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Mom and pop have a girlfriend; they come out to their 14 year old daughter and she doesn't like it, unsurprisingly they don't care. Fast forward a year, she's "gotten used to it" when she and friend happen to walk by the parents' bedroom where they have a clear view of the gf sitting in dad's lap and making out. Daughter has had enough, sits mom and dad down afterwards and lectures them about PDA, dad misses the point by a country mile and says he doesn't gaf. The post and comments are a goldmine.

Kid issues :( (archive)
 
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diophantines said:
Mom and pop have a girlfriend; they come out to their 14 year old daughter and she doesn't like it, unsurprisingly they don't care. Fast forward a year, she's "gotten used to it" when she and friend happen to walk by the parents' bedroom where they have a clear view of the gf sitting in dad's lap and making out. Daughter has had enough, sits mom and dad down afterwards and lectures them about PDA, dad misses the point by a country mile and says he doesn't gaf. The post and comments are a goldmine.

Kid issues :( (archive)
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from the comments said:
Coming out and being honest with a child is great.
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Reminder that these people are not sexual deviants and children should always be aware of what and how their parents are fucking.
 
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Last night, she sat her mother and I down and lectured us about appropriate conduct, PDAs, and so on, and said several times that she doesn't think it's okay for her 7 yr old brother to "see that", by which she mostly means A sitting in my lap or kissing me.
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That’s pretty impressive for a 15-year-old. I’m glad there’s at least one adult in the house.
 
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An update:
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Obviously Snape said:
https://archive.fo/9qyYg

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I could be mistaken, but it seems to me that her husband is probably a closet case who is simply testing the waters until he can finally admit to himself that he likes men. I found the story fairly amusing overall, but my reaction immediately turned to shock and secondhand embarrassment when she mentioned that they have children who probably fully know about it. I don't want to imagine what it's like for them.
 
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Buer said:
It sorta smells to me like a troons wet dream so I'm more likely to believe it's fake.
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Especially when one of the commentators asked "her" what the actual problem was and "she" couldn't explain it. Writing a whole post explaining how you feel uncomfortable because of the fact that your husband is only fucking troons/men and yet the source of this discomfort isn't the fact that your husband likes dick (like it would be for an actual woman), but his "sudden change" and "how it's just not like him".
 
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