r/polyamory

[Alberto Balsalm]

It sorta smells to me like a troons wet dream so I'm more likely to believe it's fake.

I don't know about that, a troon's wet dream is usually more along the lines of "I fucked an exclusively heterosexual dude and he affirmed that I'm totally a real hot sexy woman". Not so much being a fetishy sidepiece for a repressed married dude, which sometimes does happen. It's likely either a real progressive doormat wife married to a tranny chaser, or a fake post by a tranny chaser who hates women/his wife.

 

[omori]

Mom and pop have a girlfriend; they come out to their 14 year old daughter and she doesn't like it, unsurprisingly they don't care. Fast forward a year, she's "gotten used to it" when she and friend happen to walk by the parents' bedroom where they have a clear view of the gf sitting in dad's lap and making out. Daughter has had enough, sits mom and dad down afterwards and lectures them about PDA, dad misses the point by a country mile and says he doesn't gaf. The post and comments are a goldmine.

Kid issues (archive)

Girl, take your brother and run.

 

[Obviously Snape]

https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/...er_mad_at_me_because_i_dont_identify_as_poly/

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/...er_mad_at_me_because_i_dont_identify_as_poly/

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Translation: I want you to not leave me, despite the fact I am fucking others, because I want to have at least one warm hole to enter

 

[scathefire]

“Poly-vangelist”, lol that’s so perfect, I’m keeping that

 

[Owlflaps]

“Poly-vangelist” doesn’t at all sound manipulative and cult-like!

 

[Wallace]

Translation: I want you to not leave me, despite the fact I am fucking others, because I want to have at least one warm hole to enter

"... and because I want you to be the bad guy and me the victim in the relationship."

 

[FierceBrosnan]

>Good luck

Imagine unironically wishing someone good luck after they just decided to destroy their marriage.

Hey let's hope it doesn't ruin your life like everyone else that's tried it!

It's like the people that cry "that wasn't REAL communism!". Just swap Communism for polyamory/polygamy.

 

[Zarkov]

https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/...er_mad_at_me_because_i_dont_identify_as_poly/

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Damn you society, when will you stop pressuring people into healthy monogamous relationships ?

 

[chunkygoth]

https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/...er_mad_at_me_because_i_dont_identify_as_poly/

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I love this. This is the opposite of a man who won't settle down and can't commit. This lady can't commit to non-commitment.

Side note: I really don't understand why all these uncomfortable mono girlfriends and boyfriends are so reluctant to leave someone they've been dating for 6 months. It's 6 months! Cut it off now before it's 2 years.

 

[scathefire]

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Damn you society, when will you stop pressuring people into healthy monogamous relationships ?

“Monoamorous”, good god. We don’t need any more niche jargon for simple concepts.

 

[Super Collie]

“Monoamorous”, good god. We don’t need any more niche jargon for simple concepts.

"Normal". The word you are looking for is "normal".

 

[TiggerNits]

Group sex is a lot of fun and all, but when you've become obsessed with it that it takes over your life you might just be a mentally maladjusted deviant. Eventually you're gonna grow out of that impulse to bang everything above a 6 that looks at you, just be happy with someone and stop fucking up the lives of every person who see's your fucking genitals or you're gonna be some poorly aged 50-something on enough sedatives to tranq a team of sumo wrestlers

 

[Tanner Glass]

Group sex is a lot of fun and all, but when you've become obsessed with it that it takes over your life you might just be a mentally maladjusted deviant. Eventually you're gonna grow out of that impulse to bang everything above a 6 that looks at you, just be happy with someone and stop fucking up the lives of every person who see's your fucking genitals or you're gonna be some poorly aged 50-something on enough sedatives to tranq a team of sumo wrestlers

It's not really about group sex, it's more a defined misunderstanding of what a relationship is supposed to be.

Polyamory is more like "hey my wife is feeling down so I'm going to hang out with my girlfriend while she sorts it out by herself" not realizing that your partner isn't just a person you have sex with; they're supposed to be present in many aspects of your life. Especially the bad parts as those are things that help you grow as a person and a partner, and adds real depth and emotion to a relationship.

It's like a 12 year old child's fantasy of what a relationship is; "If I have two girlfriends, I can always be with the happy one!". Or how people treat puppies/kittens "If I have two they can play with each other when I'm tired".

 

[TiggerNits]

No, its just pervs trying to get their dick as wet/pussy as plowed as possible with no real sense of anything but their own selfish desires and trying to find a way to make it society's fault they can't control their own sexual impulse so they don't have to deal with the consequences of said behaviors. This is the best case scenario btw, worst case they're just so mentally ill they can't cope with basic societal norms and just fuck gross people en masse to deal with the inadequacies they know they have in the back of their mind until it all finally snowballs in enough drama for a handful of oxycontins and a half bottle of vodka.

Guess how many times Ive seen these exact scenarios helping do legal research with an attorney friend

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/...er_mad_at_me_because_i_dont_identify_as_poly/

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More like he's worried he might lose that OP lady before he lines up her replacement.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

I'm really glad I found this thread. I have an ex who tried to pull the "maybe we should open our relationship" schtick on me. I GTFO sharpish but now I periodically lurck his Twatter account and whooo, boyhowdy am I ever glad I GTFO

 

[Gingervitis]

I'm really glad I found this thread. I have an ex who tried to pull the "maybe we should open our relationship" schtick on me. I GTFO sharpish but now I periodically lurck his Twatter account and whooo, boyhowdy am I ever glad I GTFO

Well, now you gotta post some choice tweets since you mentioned it.

 

[diophantines]

Today, I bring you a saga.

Starring a bunch of college students, a manipulative pua op subtly codenames "serpent", a young man's extremely optimistic threesome goals, long distance relationships, the perfect waifu competition, trust issues, anxiety, panic attacks, and plenty of betrayal.

At least the commenters were sympathetic.

Poly gone wrong / archive

 

[Brain Problems]

This thread is gold and for you brave souls venturing into that cesspool to post the Best Ofs. About a year ago a good friend of mine revealed that his wife of less than 2 years decided that she wanted to open up the relationship and become "poly". Everything this thread has shown has been completely on point. He agreed because he's too much of a pushover to tell the bitch no, and she goes off and starts nailing dudes left right and centre leaving him holding the bag for a few months before he can find a couple of exceptional individuals that he can schtup to even the playing field.

The worst part of it all is the very open, public nature of their lifestyle because it's totally normal and cool to be planning out their week of who is sleeping where and with who and how important it is to set aside time "for each other". It's honestly repulsive to witness and has opened my eyes to a world of casual degeneracy that is kind of astounding.

Add to this the tranny poly pile that exists peripherally and another guy whose wife sleeps around on him (open relationship! err- we're poly I mean!) while he sits at home by himself playing video games and being a good progressive boy because whatever a woman wants she is entitled to have. I'm surrounded by :islamic: