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Tfw you get your man stolen by a lesbian and she won't sleep with you either
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Im sure its been discuss before, but how do these people look like?

I always imagine a chubby white person with dye hair and tatoos who talk about these things on the internet.

Are they attractive? Or do they just have really low standards?

Cuz Ive seen people talk about not finding a date, and yet these people can walk out the door and find dozen of girls/guys whose willing to do the deed with them.
 
Im sure its been discuss before, but how do these people look like?

I always imagine a chubby white person with dye hair and tatoos who talk about these things on the internet.

Are they attractive? Or do they just have really low standards?

Cuz Ive seen people talk about not finding a date, and yet these people can walk out the door and find dozen of girls/guys whose willing to do the deed with them.

99% of the people I meet who are poly are dumpy, average looking people. The other 1% are attractive, but they're kind of unhinged, dangerhairs.

Both groups need constant, intimate and physical validation from others.
 
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Tfw you get your man stolen by a lesbian and she won't sleep with you either
My sides are in orbit

Well I know she's not coming here for answers, but she's failing at same-sex relationships because real lesbians tend to avoid getting into situations where they're expected to fuck a girl's husband too. Call me old fashioned, but I think lesbians try to avoid dick in their intimate relationships.

The only "lesbian" and "bisexual" girls you're going to encounter in the poly crowd willing to form a triangle are those that do it for male attention so they can snag yo mans.
 
Well I know she's not coming here for answers, but she's failing at same-sex relationships because real lesbians tend to avoid getting into situations where they're expected to fuck a girl's husband too. Call me old fashioned, but I think lesbians try to avoid dick in their intimate relationships.

The only "lesbian" and "bisexual" girls you're going to encounter in the poly crowd willing to form a triangle are those that do it for male attention so they can snag yo mans.
In these cases "bisexual" usually means "making out with other girls because her boyfriend gets turned on by it".
 
I always imagine a chubby white person with dye hair and tatoos who talk about these things on the internet.

Minus the dyed hair, this is a perfect description of my friend I mentioned earlier. Her ex-fiance from over a decade ago got her started on it, and he was a chubby, balding, pasty dude. (He's also a pedophile, but I'm not gonna go :offtopic: here.) Her current fiance? Yup, chubby and white.

I love her dearly, but her life is always in shambles and I feel like this is sort of a coping mechanism to avoid facing her problems. I can't help but wonder if that's a common theme with these poly folks.
 
Minus the dyed hair, this is a perfect description of my friend I mentioned earlier. Her ex-fiance from over a decade ago got her started on it, and he was a chubby, balding, pasty dude. (He's also a pedophile, but I'm not gonna go :offtopic: here.) Her current fiance? Yup, chubby and white.

I love her dearly, but her life is always in shambles and I feel like this is sort of a coping mechanism to avoid facing her problems. I can't help but wonder if that's a common theme with these poly folks.
I didn’t know @A Hot Pizza was a pedofile. So now I know to not only prank order pizza to his house, but also call the fbi or his local pd.
 
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I suppose I should have been more specific. They do it well by polyamory standards, given the trainwrecks of this subreddit and thread. No kids to scar, lots of healthy platonic socialization outside of each other, yada yada.

I also know people who started with "polyamory" and ended up with a cult, so you know. My viewpoint of polyamory standards are skewed.
 
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i’m not going to bother saving and reuploading her pictures because in my opinion she’s fat but otherwise surprisingly plain and average looking.

I just find it funny one of her posts goes from "My first baby was born" immediately to "Fuck, I'm pregnant with baby #2"

I feel bad for those kids who have to deal with a mom who doesn't know how to use birth control in her 20s, has or had a poly boyfriend who finds her unattractive and then they have dad out with a lesbian and a bi girl because mom is fat.
 
Oh boy, poly people and kids! It always goes so well!

First of all I just want to say while I was looking for posts about poly people and kids I saw the word "theorycrafting". Anyone who uses that needs to be slammed against a locker.

Then, in response to that guy saying he'd hide it from the kids, someone responded:
I wonder if I could pull that off. 12 years with no pats on the ass cutting through the kitchen...[plus other stuff that I cut out]
Listen, you degenerate, normal parents aren't patting each other on the ass in front of their kids either.

And then I found people talking about kids taking up their "bandwidth" and I had to leave because I can't deal with that much nerd jargon at once.
 
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