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Cryin RN said:
Hey, happy poly birthday! Your boy in the middle just turned 21!

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If I didn't know the context I would honest to God think this was a sped graduating from high school with his special diploma, with his two lesbian moms.
 
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Potatis Salad said:
OP in the comments says the blonde woman and the dude are married and have a child, and now she (OP) is living with them part time. All this and the oldest one among them is 21. WTF. The married mom is probably doing poly shit to try to mitigate the feeling that she ruined her life by having a kid so young. OP says they talked for months on Tinder before meeting in person, probably because the mom was supposedly straight and monogamous with her husband and he had no idea.
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The title of another post of hers:
Poly selfies are hard. Especially when your partners’ son is sitting on your foot. My triad has been together for a month today!!
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A month and she's already introduced to the kid? That's bad news. It's statistically unlikely that she's a child molester, but it's a bad idea to bring brand new partners around children in case you break up quickly, because it's damaging to children to have adults in and out of their lives in short periods of time. That's why divorced parents are told to wait a year of dating before introducing a new significant other to the child. You certainly shouldn't be moving in!

She lives in Grand Haven, MI, which is a town with a per capita income of $22k/yr. Definitely 'down at heel' there.
 
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Lissamine Green said:
If I didn't know the context I would honest to God think this was a sped graduating from high school with his special diploma, with his two lesbian moms.
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I genuinely thought that’s 40-50 years old mom, late teens son and 40-30 years old aunt. These girls look way too old for their age witch indicates that their health isn’t where it needs to be. Step number uno probably should be serious weigh loss.
 
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One looks like the result of bad genetics and the other looks like they started drinking and doing drugs at the age of 12. And I'm pretty sure it's not just from eating garbage food and gaining a bunch of weight because I know women who are just as fat as these two who are older(mid to late 20's) and look much younger.
 
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Buer said:
One looks like the result of bad genetics and the other looks like they started drinking and doing drugs at the age of 12. And I'm pretty sure it's not just from eating garbage food and gaining a bunch of weight because I know women who are just as fat as these two who are older(mid to late 20's) and look much younger.
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I was thinking the same, I have seen women twice their age, also fat, who look younger. I bet the two of them guzzle down a tanker full of box wine each week.
 
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Peeno Noir said:
Polys spend a lot of time on the internet trying to ameliorate their degenerate lifestyles, and that usually involves a lot of lying. So i definitely wouldn't rule out the possibility that she is lying about their age in order to make her polycule seem young and quirky.
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This is my own suspicion. Their hairstyles and dresses don't help. They may even have a lot of bad habits. But youth can offset much of that, and I don't trust these people anyway.
 
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I found the blonde girl's reddit account. Hoo boy.

The tl;dr is her life is a disaster.

1. She has bipolar disorder, and so does dad. Mom is a minister.
She has some major daddy issues:
My dad didn't want me. He said he couldn't love me when I was born. He was always so much more interested in my older brother. I always felt really unloved and worthless and had no idea why until I was 17 and my mom told me after I helped her throw him out.
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Her parents divorced when she was 3 because dad was off his meds; they remarried when she was 15.
Also, her dad tried to kill her as a toddler.

2. Like @Potatis Salad said, she's having a hard time being a mom.
I wish I could say "I love W, but I get why animals eat their young".
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3. The guy is from Celina, OH, which is an even shittier town than Grand Haven: per capita income is 18k.
4. She was non-monogamous before meeting brown haired girl: she and the guy were previously dating another girl, and she had a guy cheat on her in an open relationship (he didn't follow the rules). She was also in a triad previously with a different girl and guy, and the girl was married (not to the guy) and had a child.
5. She used to be a Skype dominatrix.

6. She's a mess:
I was 17, drunk in a bathtub in Cincinnati. I wanted to die, but I was so drunk I had forgotten the thing I was going to kill myself with. I had no money and no one who gave a shit. I was failing the classes I worked so hard to get into. I stayed 6 days in the psycho hospital, had to drop two classes, and ended up on academic probation. Was a boarderline alcoholic for about a year and a half. Then I got serious with my boyfriend (now husband) and got pregnant with my son.
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She was in the hospital for having a psychotic break.

8. She got pregnant at 17 to a 26 year old and miscarried. She says she miscarried for 'various reasons', but I am wondering if drugs were involved. She said the alcoholism and not caring about the cheating happened due to the miscarriage. She also had a miscarriage in 2014, when she was, I think, 15. She got pregnant with the baby that actually exists 'cause they were using the pull out method and the rhythm method.

10. She started self harming at 11, and was self-medicating with alcohol and pills at 14.

12. She considers herself 'pansexual' and 'agender'.
 
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Hux said:
Jesus, I've seen people in their late 30s-early 40s that look more youthful than this lot. What the hell happened?
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i think they lying about their ages but it could be cause theyre really fat

one of my co-workers is a fat tub of lard and when i found out his age i was surprised cause he looks a good 10-20 years older than he actually is
 
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babaGAReeb said:
i think they lying about their ages but it could be cause theyre really fat

one of my co-workers is a fat tub of lard and when i found out his age i was surprised cause he looks a good 10-20 years older than he actually is
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I've also had classmates in HS that looked like they could be somebody's creepy aunt/uncle. Autism does that to you.
 
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