r/polyamory

[Nazz]

By that logic, aren’t pedophiles queer? Touching children goes against social norms, and their love is not accepted in society. They also deal with haters every day, to the point where even drug dealers and cop killers will go after child molesters in prison out of disgust.

Zoophiles, pedophiles, objectophiles, necrophiles...all their love is against social norms, and not accepted in society, and they are constantly dealing with haters and oppression
This is exactly why "queer" as a label is gross and retarded, and why most average LGBT people don't like that the new shorthand for them seems to be the "Queer Community." Because it lumps them in with a bunch of psychos while literally referring to them as a slur, under the guise of being tolerant and woke.

 

[BubbleButt]

Update on my buddy:

He declared yesterday that he is planning to buy a house with his wife. That's great news, I thought! Renting is poison and basically only for retards that can't think out farther than a month. Bad news is that they're going to go in on the loan with their poly friend because her father has money. This poly friend, might I add, that was recently divorced over a polyamory misunderstanding with their ex-husband.

Poly people are fucking retarded, I swear it drains their actual situational awareness because these women are obviously going to kick my boy's ass to the curb and he'll have no recourse because this goddamn interloper's name is going to be on the deed. Like... I legitimately don't understand the thought process, especially since the last time he moved in with someone in a similar situation about a year and change after he moved down to Atlanta, moved in with another couple and a roommate from his previous place into a large house, and that ended in disaster less than six months down the line because my friend's wife is a duplicitous BPD nightmare and just causes problems.

Motherfucker is going to be homeless in a couple of years.

 

[Dafrunk89]

recently divorced over a polyamory misunderstanding

One of the funniest string of words I've read on this site.

 

[Wallace]

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Oh fuck you. Fuck you with a red-hot poker, you selfish, self-absorbed hipster. You and your beliefs are at a high point of popularity and influence not seen in decades. You just want to be trendy and feel oppressed so you can huff your own farts for social media points and take another hit off of the crack-pipe of moral indignation.

Anyone who unironically calls themselves queer is a parasite on the goodwill the gay and lesbian (NOT FUCKING TRANS OR ANY OTHER ALPHABET BULLSHIT) community has built over the last fifty years.

 

[SheerHeartAttack]

To be fair, Mormons and fundamentalist Muslims were oppressed at some point. These individuals are clearly following the original teachings of Joseph Smith, the Prophet Mohammed (pbuh), and several dozen coomer cult leaders that found their cult to diddle children.

 

[GhostWolf]

Polyamory is glorified whoredom, regardless if it's man or woman.

 

[Brain Problems]

Update on my buddy:

He declared yesterday that he is planning to buy a house with his wife. That's great news, I thought! Renting is poison and basically only for retards that can't think out farther than a month. Bad news is that they're going to go in on the loan with their poly friend because her father has money. This poly friend, might I add, that was recently divorced over a polyamory misunderstanding with their ex-husband.

Poly people are fucking retarded, I swear it drains their actual situational awareness because these women are obviously going to kick my boy's ass to the curb and he'll have no recourse because this goddamn interloper's name is going to be on the deed. Like... I legitimately don't understand the thought process, especially since the last time he moved in with someone in a similar situation about a year and change after he moved down to Atlanta, moved in with another couple and a roommate from his previous place into a large house, and that ended in disaster less than six months down the line because my friend's wife is a duplicitous BPD nightmare and just causes problems.

Motherfucker is going to be homeless in a couple of years.

This is a trainwreck you can see happening in slow-motion. Shame about your friend, hope he has a good lawyer on speed-dial for when this goes tits-up.

 

[BubbleButt]

This is a trainwreck you can see happening in slow-motion. Shame about your friend, hope he has a good lawyer on speed-dial for when this goes tits-up.

He's a retard and can barely afford soup.

 

[TVStactic]

Oh fuck you. Fuck you with a red-hot poker, you selfish, self-absorbed hipster. You and your beliefs are at a high point of popularity and influence not seen in decades. You just want to be trendy and feel oppressed so you can huff your own farts for social media points and take another hit off of the crack-pipe of moral indignation.

Anyone who unironically calls themselves queer is a parasite on the goodwill the gay and lesbian (NOT FUCKING TRANS OR ANY OTHER ALPHABET BULLSHIT) community has built over the last fifty years.

built what? parades of degeneracy? fake-gayass researches to pat gaes in the back with "probable evidences"?
shit the gay and ze lesbian had no problem with NAMBLA for a good while because money is good no?

they leech off LGBT+ because going against them means they can call the LGBT's non-inclusive and non-progressive if they try to draw a line, it's a trap card they activated themselves, the whole debacle on HER about troons posing as lesbians is just amazing because of the exact reason i told you. lesbians are pissed and with reason (although allowing bi's in there is funny already), meanwhile on grindr or scruff finding a FTM posing as a gayboi is very hard and most of the times they are picked up by the bi guys because the gayboys don't like them at all but are more "educated" in that matter.

on Feeld there is a surge of polyamorous retards and they aren't exactly welcome in there too because the point of feeld is threesomes and not retarded faggotry from grownup children, some poly profiles often have ramblings against unicorns. HA.

don't even get me started on Queer profiles and pictures, it's just wow, you have to fucking see it.

He's a retard and can barely afford soup.

so how can he do all of these moves then? dude is asking to sink. eh, keep us updated whenever you feel like. pls.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Ditched them right after breaking up with gf at the time. Best choice I ever made.

Its the only good choice. If someone tells you they want a poly relationship high chances they are already cheating and probably has been for a while. Getting you to consent is just to add to the humilliation,, manipulative people love this kind of shit. I'd consider any relationship over that moment, you can't just say no and expect to go back to normal and trust your partner not being a cheating asshole and agreeing is just masochism and renouncing dignity and self esteem.

 

[Coccxys]

Thought I'd do some looking on reddit for some material for this thread. I did not have to look far down the front page. So here we have 30 seconds worth of searching the subreddit:


Wife understandably didn't want their kinks out there in the open but why do anything hard when you can just leave it to everyone else to deal with.


Guy "convinces" girlfriend to try poly, they get a third. She comes to her senses but is somehow the bad guy. I bet if the guy asked for a secret affair our posted would be allover that idea. I doubt the original relationship is surviving this shit, for good reason. Also, not even 2 months of a relationship and she's too upset to sleeps as well as counting the pictures she "collected" of them. Major crazy alert.



Woman gets cheated on by a guy that wants a poly relationship (who could have seen that coming?). After that experience she doesn't want to learn from it, she just wants to learn how to be OK with the next guy fucking around on her. That guy really did a number on her and she needs therapy, fast.



Woman is worried her bloke's new fuck piece isn't interested in learning the terminology of the cult. Look, she is cucking her (unwilling) boyfriend with yours as the bull at best, at worse it's a monkey branching. Why isn't your boyfriend pulling up stumps if he's that miserable about the situation?


The "girlfriend" of a guy who has a wife pulling a suprised pikachu face when he goes and finds yet another woman to fuck. You're the side piece and always have been, he got bored of you and moved on. Why do you think he's going to care if you tell him not to fuck another woman if he didn't care about fucking you on the side?


Guy finds monogamous woman and manipulates her into letting him have his fun with others while knowing he has her as a fall back. Loses it when she finds a more stable relationship with someone else and basically relegated him to side piece.

Seriously, this was less than a minute of searching that sub. It really is the ultimate in low EQ crises, even better they're entirely self inflicted and no lessons will be learnt from them.

 

[Coffee Druid]

Its the only good choice. If someone tells you they want a poly relationship high chances they are already cheating and probably has been for a while. Getting you to consent is just to add to the humilliation,, manipulative people love this kind of shit. I'd consider any relationship over that moment, you can't just say no and expect to go back to normal and trust your partner not being a cheating asshole and agreeing is just masochism and renouncing dignity and self esteem.

I’d add another side that’s not necessary manipulative or cheating, by still pathetic. I mentioned my own experience with a guy who claimed to want a poly/open (same thing imo) relationship. I stayed briefly but got out and never looked back. I learned after the breakup that he was really into cringey harem anime (and hentai). I guess he thought since average boring guys could get a cadre of hot (and stereotype filling) chicks falling over them, he totally had a chance to do that in real life.

Either way they seem to have no sense of reality and actual human relationships.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I’d add another side that’s not necessary manipulative or cheating, by still pathetic. I mentioned my own experience with a guy who claimed to want a poly/open (same thing imo) relationship. I stayed briefly but got out and never looked back. I learned after the breakup that he was really into cringey harem anime (and hentai). I guess he thought since average boring guys could get a cadre of hot (and stereotype filling) chicks falling over them, he totally had a chance to do that in real life.

Either way they seem to have no sense of reality and actual human relationships.

wonder how he would have felt if his harem didn't pan out but you suddenly came home with two new black guys as lovers. Unironically this happening is quite a common way poly relationships backfire and end, many of the selfish pricks that propose poly then get major butthurt when their partner is getting action.

 

[PrincessHomura]

I don't think there's any thread on the Farms that's more depressing than this one. Sure, they're all getting what they deserve because they're willingly engaging in this nonsense, but all of it is built purely on emotional torture and being bullied into thinking your feelings about being cheated on are wrong. It's disgusting.

 

[Just_A_guy]

Ah poly people, aka "my gf is fucking my friends and I'm left awkwardly hitting on hers"

Tale as old as time, you'll see these people shitting up BDSM related social groups too they're always looking for that unicorn even though they say they don't want one.

 

[Viv221]

Tale as old as time, you'll see these people shitting up BDSM related social groups too they're always looking for that unicorn even though they say they don't want one.

Yep!!! That's why I don't fuck with kink people either. Anyone stupid enough to make their sexual proclivities publicly known is stupid enough to be into something like poly. The overlap is pretty evident, as kink clubs have allowed swinging and cuck shit for years. The predatory poly community fits right in!

Sidenote: Wtf is the point of public "kink" clubs? Is it old fashioned to believe sexual kinks are supposed to be private? Isn't the "kinkiness" of sex the secrecy and the exclusivity between you and another person? If I knew my buddy had a raging daddy dom kink or a harem kink I would never look at him the same way. Why the hell do people broadcast this shit.

 

[EnemyStand]

Thought I'd do some looking on reddit for some material for this thread. I did not have to look far down the front page. So here we have 30 seconds worth of searching the subreddit:

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Wife understandably didn't want their kinks out there in the open but why do anything hard when you can just leave it to everyone else to deal with.

Wow, for a group that likes to talk about communication and boundaries they sure don't like respecting a communication of boundaries.

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Guy "convinces" girlfriend to try poly, they get a third. She comes to her senses but is somehow the bad guy. I bet if the guy asked for a secret affair our posted would be allover that idea. I doubt the original relationship is surviving this shit, for good reason. Also, not even 2 months of a relationship and she's too upset to sleeps as well as counting the pictures she "collected" of them. Major crazy alert.

Hahaha! Oh, man! What's that they say? If one partner's uncomfortable it's all a no-go? Not so easy living up to your religion's tenets, is it? Good for Karen getting some iron in her spine. Time for her to find a better man.

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Woman gets cheated on by a guy that wants a poly relationship (who could have seen that coming?). After that experience she doesn't want to learn from it, she just wants to learn how to be OK with the next guy fucking around on her. That guy really did a number on her and she needs therapy, fast.

I agree. Girl needs a therapist or a true friend to snap her out of this. Otherwise she'll just end up in the same situation. Side note: if he's bailing a girl out of jail for a cool 3k YOU'RE the side piece.

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Woman is worried her bloke's new fuck piece isn't interested in learning the terminology of the cult. Look, she is cucking her (unwilling) boyfriend with yours as the bull at best, at worse it's a monkey branching. Why isn't your boyfriend pulling up stumps if he's that miserable about the situation?

If you need to read a bible to start a relationship that relationship isn't for you. Also, lol your man is going to leave you for a younger woman.

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The "girlfriend" of a guy who has a wife pulling a suprised pikachu face when he goes and finds yet another woman to fuck. You're the side piece and always have been, he got bored of you and moved on. Why do you think he's going to care if you tell him not to fuck another woman if he didn't care about fucking you on the side?

At what point does compromise become being taken advantage of? Isn't that the definition of polyamory?

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Guy finds monogamous woman and manipulates her into letting him have his fun with others while knowing he has her as a fall back. Loses it when she finds a more stable relationship with someone else and basically relegated him to side piece.

My dude, if you have a problem being the cuck maybe you shouldn't be cucking others? Tastes like...hmm yes, just desserts I believe.

Seriously, this was less than a minute of searching that sub. It really is the ultimate in low EQ crises, even better they're entirely self inflicted and no lessons will be learnt from them.

It's like a neverending romcom without the unfunny schlubby guy with the inexplicably hot wife for sure.

 

[NoReturn]

Don't mind me just passing through.

 

[NormieCasual]

Thought I'd do some looking on reddit for some material for this thread. I did not have to look far down the front page. So here we have 30 seconds worth of searching the subreddit:

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Wife understandably didn't want their kinks out there in the open but why do anything hard when you can just leave it to everyone else to deal with.

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Guy "convinces" girlfriend to try poly, they get a third. She comes to her senses but is somehow the bad guy. I bet if the guy asked for a secret affair our posted would be allover that idea. I doubt the original relationship is surviving this shit, for good reason. Also, not even 2 months of a relationship and she's too upset to sleeps as well as counting the pictures she "collected" of them. Major crazy alert.

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Woman gets cheated on by a guy that wants a poly relationship (who could have seen that coming?). After that experience she doesn't want to learn from it, she just wants to learn how to be OK with the next guy fucking around on her. That guy really did a number on her and she needs therapy, fast.

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Woman is worried her bloke's new fuck piece isn't interested in learning the terminology of the cult. Look, she is cucking her (unwilling) boyfriend with yours as the bull at best, at worse it's a monkey branching. Why isn't your boyfriend pulling up stumps if he's that miserable about the situation?

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The "girlfriend" of a guy who has a wife pulling a suprised pikachu face when he goes and finds yet another woman to fuck. You're the side piece and always have been, he got bored of you and moved on. Why do you think he's going to care if you tell him not to fuck another woman if he didn't care about fucking you on the side?

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Guy finds monogamous woman and manipulates her into letting him have his fun with others while knowing he has her as a fall back. Loses it when she finds a more stable relationship with someone else and basically relegated him to side piece.

Seriously, this was less than a minute of searching that sub. It really is the ultimate in low EQ crises, even better they're entirely self inflicted and no lessons will be learnt from them.

So many of these people sound like they would really love entering this new lifestyle called monogamy.

 

[Coccxys]

Another <1 minute browse of the subredit of the accursed bring you this bounty of people fucking up their lives for woke points:




Woman who's a general mess, pops out a kid and husband goes to find a sub he finds suspiciously quickly then prioritises her over the wife and kids. You fucked up, you let him go out into the world to find someone else to screw without the added responsibility. Hope you didn't have ambitions beyond single mother with a deadbeat ex because your future isn't looking bright.



Struggling to balance the competing needs of two partners, if only there was a way to avoid this mess. You don't want to pick and choose but guess what's going to have to happen. Poor guy being pressured to hang out with wife's fuckpiece when he just wants to live in peace, hopefully he sees sense and bails or at least gets the snip in secret so he isn't left literally holding the baby while his wife is screwing around.



Monogamous woman gets manipulated into letting her boyfriend fuck around, he finds another woman to screw around with. When out together he sits like a sleeze with one on each arm taking what he wants. Oh and B hasn't said anything to him because she loves the attention and is getting off on not only cucking you but making you feel guilty for having physical contact with him. She's turned you into the one who bitches at him and rejects his advances all while she gives him what he wants, you're soon to be single.





46 year old woman thinks she's finally got a 32 year old guy who does nothing but play the field to settle down. The other 2 secondary partners are both rarely avaliable due to other commitments. The guy just ignores when she has to go into hospital because he can be with other partners, ducks out of seeing her at every opportunity and just calls her jealous when this is brought up. Tell me what the fuck are you getting out of this "relationship"? You're the convenient choice for when his first choices are out of town, if you have money I would check your bank and card statements very carefully too. Now dump him and go find someone appropriate to settle down with.




Woman who has been in dumpster fire tier poly relationships decides to shit up her marriage by being like totally in love with her husband's best mate (as opposed to you know being close friends and the love you have for them). Mate overhears them talking about how she wants to jump his bones and asks them what the fuck, they refuse to discus it but assume his WTF means he is interested as opposed to creeped the fuck out. She then wonders if she should throw the grenade anyway now the pins out. The first reply is this gem advising them to drag more people into the shit show because that will make everything better:


Now a couple of meme(able) posts:


Holyshit I think they developed self-awareness, oh wait no this is presented as pro-poly.


Wow a feminists, poly "comedian" (contradiction in terms) with a show called "gender & authenticity", where do I sign up?