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Hank sounds like a real neckbeard and this whore was dumb enough to bang him.
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Hank sounds like a real neckbeard and this whore was dumb enough to bang him.
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He sounds like a douchebag, and a spoiled brat.
NYC CEO kids are entitled dickwads.
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Your her cuck you idiot. Like how can you be this goddamn stupid? Why would she need a separate bank account to "save" money? Why do these idiots get shared bank accounts? Keep your finances separate!
She's planning on leaving you. She cares so little for you that she even told your own young daughter to lie to you!
How can you be this stupid?
Your her cuck you idiot. Like how can you be this goddamn stupid? Why would she need a separate bank account to "save" money? Why do these idiots get shared bank accounts? Keep your finances separate!
She's planning on leaving you. She cares so little for you that she even told your own young daughter to lie to you!
How can you be this stupid?
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TBH it was his idea in the first place. My guess is he wanted to figure out a way to get a younger piece of ass, but went in a round-a-bout way to get there where he could legitimately claim the wife was "cheating" on him. I'm assuming this would help him keep his money during a divorce, as he makes money and she doesn't. He'll treat the piece of ass like crap after the divorce happens, make her be the hated step-mommy, while he finds a new piece of ass.
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Oh great, now we're going degenerate da vinci code.
I wonder which upstanding high impact journal this no doubt well thought out and reasoned research paper will be being published in.
Oh man, your girlfriend is cucking you hard. In fact she's cucking you so hard she cucked you with your own date. Here's a clue, you're both in your 20s and only 10 months into the relationship: what fucking relationship? You clearly aren't compatible here, the relationship died and rather than moving on you're desperately clinging to the corpse.
Yes, you are being selfish. You want poly (which is a choice not an immutable sexuality), he doesn't. You can either stay (and be faithful) or leave. The latter is probably best because as many of your poly circle you are clinging onto a dead relationship too afraid to move the fuck on.
You drink half a bottle of vodka and cry in the dark while he fucks his new piece. You didn't expect the guy to hold off just because you're out of action did you his? This is the life you chose, deal with it.
You're the dumb cuck who is about to end up single. She's been cheating on you, getting your kids to lie to you and the final cherry on the shit sandwich she's having all the spare money away for her new life with the new guy. She's going to take your house, car, the kids and everything she hasn't already with a lawyer paid for by you.
He cheated. Polys aren't the most loyal group (no shit) and he's fucking anything he can match with (again polys). The really dumb part is you think this is natural evolution? I mean it probably is as polys get bored and find the new toy quickly but seriously they cheated on your agreed relationship. Kick their ass out.
You feel like the live in maid, because you are the live in maid. Of course she takes his side and they both have fun making sure to remind you of things you "forgot" that are totally not things they never told you but suits them now. Enjoy being slave Labour. At least they found a way to not have to import an illegal for it.
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Oh, he's all those things too, no doubt. If you replace "leather jacket" with "trench coat" all I can imagine is some sneering, skinny asshole who thinks he's better than 99% better than society. Anyone who calls himself an anarchist while working IT in daddy's company is an absolute fucking manchild.
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Imagine making this retarded little polycule map and being proud enough of both said map and your own life to post it on the internet for random strangers to look at.
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Wait, that's not a star map? Jesus Christ! 
Riley's gonna give all these niggaz the clap.
Riley's gonna give all these niggaz the clap.
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You know. I hate people on so many levels but this hits the stride.
DumbDude42
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wrong approach
in an ideal world these parents would not be having degeneracy
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i hope those degenerates are at least ussing rubber
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"Hypothetical clusterduck", no your life is an actual clusterfuck and has been since you entertained the idea of poly.
Yeah move the dysfunctional couple in because you want your gf around, it won't cause trouble honest. Her bf and your husband will totally be cool with being third wheels.
Imagine having to make a graphic to remember who is fucking who.
That is because those who push this shit are emotionally stunted or not actually invested in their relationship in the first place. They don't care what their partner is upto along as they're cooming.
"I got out of a bad relationship, got with an inappropriately older person, got married. Then went yeah I want to fuck around and now wonder why it's a problem".
If you want that life she's told you what you need to do, divorce. Also that "I've always wanted to screw others and don't care if people I'm with want to screw others" isn't you being poly it's you being incapable of forming deep emotional relationships and seeing others as disposable.
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"I just am a bit of a slut". Well, at least she's honest.
For some reason I immediately thought this patch said "We can't sneed" but I'm pretty sure it just says "We won't be erased". I need to go outside...
DumbDude42
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looks like it says "We can't be based" tbh
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OK so let's go through the "FAQ"
So then there is no one you're a partner with since you're clearly not committed to anyone if you're dating (and screwing) that many other.
> simplemind
Yeah, I've seen your pics so no. What you are is easy and hang out with nothing but coomers who will screw anything that doesn't instantly tell them no.
What a suprise. A cluster of neet coomers are into this shit. Let me guess there is a squat/commune involved in this somewhere.
So you found someone inexperienced to con into thinking this is a totally normal relationship dynamic they shouldn't question, great.
Of course the answer wasn't going to be condoms/diaphram etc etc. No, it's the occasional test (and no doubt course of antibiotics) followed by the old pp vacuum when shit goes fetal. Also sterile you say, MtF liklihood intensifies.
Let's go look at their reddit.
Dispensing advice as "post op" and having a "nonbinary" flair? Seems odd to be getting ops if nonbinary...
Oh look MtF GRS, what a fucking suprise. Its an AGP clusterfuck (literally). Also again, why MtF GRS if "nonbinary"? But hey at least they've successfully destroyed all ability to coom, something that we all know they have built built entire life on. Incoming 41.
And of course even though they're a guy who identifies as "non binary" they're a dainty little lesbian. Totally not a fetish. Again though wouldn't that imply identifying as a female and not "non binary" but then of course they wouldn't be a heckin valid and cute uwu lesbian (not a fetish).
So what have we learnt today? We have a degenerate neet AGP who is part of some massive lesbian polycule larp with a bunch of other neet AGPs. Terrific.
And as the final square on your "terminally online" bingo card, they have decided they have DID.
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That’s it, this and the fact it’s a MtF is all you need to know about how this mess came to be.
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