r/polyamory

[Tour of Italy]

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“Wife bugs me about opening the relationship then is devastated when I get a ton of action”. is practically the free space on the polyamory bingo card.

 

[GenitalFetishist]

“Wife bugs me about opening the relationship then is devastated when I get a ton of action”. is practically the free space on the polyamory bingo card.

It's cosmic justice when the spouse who wants to open the marriage gets less action than the spouse who had to be talked into it. I much prefer it to the alternative - spouse gets bullied into letting their significant other fuck around until they are demoted to side piece or abandoned outright.

When I was young and naive, I thank god that I had enough sense to tell poly guys to fuck off.

 

[blablabla]

40 years old woman without any single successfull relationship in her life writes about how poly is totally good

"I've had three long-term polyamorous relationships"

I wanted to try to find a couple because I was used to having sex with men and I desired women. I thought perhaps it would be easier for me if a situation involved both sexes.

www.newsweek.com

 

[EnemyStand]

40 years old woman without any single successfull relationship writes about how poly is totally good

"I've had three long-term polyamorous relationships"

I wanted to try to find a couple because I was used to having sex with men and I desired women. I thought perhaps it would be easier for me if a situation involved both sexes.

www.newsweek.com

Mmmmm. 100% unleaded copium. That biological clock is a hell of a drug.

 

[Coccxys]

Poly always falls into at least 1 of 3 categories. Attempted monkey branch, low eq fuckfest and/or a bunch of autists who can't differentiate between friendship and romantic relationship.

 

[scathefire]

40 years old woman without any single successfull relationship in her life writes about how poly is totally good

"I've had three long-term polyamorous relationships"

I wanted to try to find a couple because I was used to having sex with men and I desired women. I thought perhaps it would be easier for me if a situation involved both sexes.

www.newsweek.com

The unicorn hunter couple you had sex with eventually broke up because somebody was cheating? Shoooooooocking.

I don't think bisexuals are whores, I really, truthfully do not, but this is the exact type of person who makes people believe that. The concept didn't come out of nowhere.

But yeah, she's 41, her biological clock is ticking and she needs to grow up a little instead of fucking everyone in sight like she's in her 20s.

 

[Coccxys]

I don't think bisexuals are whores, I really, truthfully do not, but this is the exact type of person who makes people believe that. The concept didn't come out of nowhere.

Bisexuality in women is often a cudgel used to beat this open shit into overtolerant guys. Check out r/relationshipadvice, a guy saying his gf/wife has come out as bi and wants to open things is a very common problem on there.

They're very often scared to death of being branded biphobic and write overly long pieces trying to rationalise being absolutely fine and supportive about it but also not wanting an open relationship.

For the most part people say it's find not to be OK with being in an open relationship and bi doesn't mean you need both just that you are attracted to both. Then you get the screeching idiots who call everyone biphobic and screech at the guy for being controlling.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

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The unicorn hunter couple you had sex with eventually broke up because somebody was cheating? Shoooooooocking.

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I don't think bisexuals are whores, I really, truthfully do not, but this is the exact type of person who makes people believe that. The concept didn't come out of nowhere.

But yeah, she's 41, her biological clock is ticking and she needs to grow up a little instead of fucking everyone in sight like she's in her 20s.

Are people in their 20s supposed to fuck everyone in sight either? I must have led a conservative life because I missed all the wild public orgies. Not that I'm sad, given those fat dumpy women in those pictures.

 

[Mepsi Pax]

But yeah, she's 41, her biological clock is ticking

Ticking? Dude, the alarm rang like a decade ago. It's horrifying to consider the potential reproductive outcomes of these geriatric slags. Your kid doesn't need to be a cyclops or a downie to be fucked up. You're way more likely to give birth to a feeb or a borderline cripple that gets sick every time it rains.

It's really depressing because it's now fairly normal for productive, capable people to reproduce in their thirties. Not only is it dysgenic, but it severely limits family size. I tend to give some credit to the less-responsible segment of society that reproduces at 20 and then ends up divorced or separated 3 years later. They might end up single and suffering for it, but at least they fulfilled their basic biological purpose.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Ticking? Dude, the alarm rang like a decade ago. It's horrifying to consider the potential reproductive outcomes of these geriatric slags. Your kid doesn't need to be a cyclops or a downie to be fucked up. You're way more likely to give birth to a feeb or a borderline cripple that gets sick every time it rains.

It's really depressing because it's now fairly normal for productive, capable people to reproduce in their thirties.

Thanks for making me seeing it a week and a half before my 29th birthday T_T

 

[NoReturn]

Thanks for making me seeing it a week and a half before my 29th birthday T_T

You have 6 years until you hit "geriatric pregnancy" status. You can increase your chances of a healthy pregnancy by banging a younger man.
Conclusion: Time for Boobage to become a cougar.

 

[572.4]

I tend to give some credit to the less-responsible segment of society that reproduces at 20 and then ends up divorced or separated 3 years later. They might end up single and suffering for it, but at least they fulfilled their basic biological purpose.

How do you see these kids being financially supported? These people that you mention probably don't have better prospects than a minimum-wage job and now that they have kids, any prospects of starting/resuming higher education is infinitely more difficult.

Also unfortunately not everyone comes from a country where school/daycare/healthcare is free or heavily subsidized. My parents had to pay for my and my siblings' school fees and doctors visits out of their own pockets, from kindergarten to university.

 

[hash-slinging slasher]

How do you see these kids being financially supported? These people that you mention probably don't have better prospects than a minimum-wage job and now that they have kids, any prospects of starting/resuming higher education is infinitely more difficult.

Also unfortunately not everyone comes from a country where school/daycare/healthcare is free or heavily subsidized. My parents had to pay for my and my siblings' school fees and doctors visits out of their own pockets, from kindergarten to university.

I don't really care whether someone has kids in their 20s or early 30s but I can answer for Mepsi since I had parents in my 20s. Basically young parents either work a lot, mix government help with work until they get on their feet, or are given help from the grandparents.

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In her early 20s, my mom got a small job and went to college at the same time. She actually took me with her to her college classes. The professors were fine with it since I was cute and mostly quiet. My dad worked at an office job and while he didn't get enough money to move out of a poor area until he was older, he said he was happy that he had me when he was young because he had a lot more energy and time to play with me vs playing with my far younger brother. As far as childcare goes, when neither were available, my grandparents or great grandpa watched me. I'm grateful for this because I'm the only one of my cousins that got to bond with my great grandfather before he passed.

Others I've met who were born to young parents either had a similar story to me, had parents who were able to rely more heavily on grandparent money, or had parents who stayed together to better financially take care of their kid(s). In America, having kids in your 20s is not the horrific hellfire experience people think it is. Bringing up financials is also a bit confusing to me because some people stay as poor as they were at 20 even into their 30s or become poor later due to illness. My friend's mom was 30 and dad was in his 40s (they were Europeans) when he was born but he lived in a worse area than I did until he was 18. I also can't say that growing up poorer than my younger siblings hurt me personally. You think I cared that me and the other kids I played with on the playground had poor parents? So long as I had food and fun, I didn't have a care in the world.

 

[DumbDude42]

How do you see these kids being financially supported? These people that you mention probably don't have better prospects than a minimum-wage job and now that they have kids, any prospects of starting/resuming higher education is infinitely more difficult.

that's what grandparents are for, both for taking care of the kids while the parents are at work and for helping with the financial situation

that's the healthy approach anyway, in practice it's usually just state welfare instead

having kids in your 20s is not the horrific hellfire experience people think it is

people making it out to be terrible and life ruining are usually just degenerate hedonists who can't imagine enjoying life without copious amounts of partying, sex, drugs and booze.

 

[572.4]

I don't really care whether someone has kids in their 20s or early 30s but I can answer for Mepsi since I had parents in my 20s. Basically young parents either work a lot, mix government help with work until they get on their feet, or are given help from the grandparents.

Spoiler: details

In her early 20s, my mom got a small job and went to college at the same time. She actually took me with her to her college classes. The professors were fine with it since I was cute and mostly quiet. My dad worked at an office job and while he didn't get enough money to move out of a poor area until he was older, he said he was happy that he had me when he was young because he had a lot more energy and time to play with me vs playing with my far younger brother. As far as childcare goes, when neither were available, my grandparents or great grandpa watched me. I'm grateful for this because I'm the only one of my cousins that got to bond with my great grandfather before he passed.

Others I've met who were born to young parents either had a similar story to me, had parents who were able to rely more heavily on grandparent money, or had parents who stayed together to better financially take care of their kid(s). In America, having kids in your 20s is not the horrific hellfire experience people think it is. Bringing up financials is also a bit confusing to me because some people stay as poor as they were at 20 even into their 30s or become poor later due to illness. My friend's mom was 30 and dad was in his 40s (they were Europeans) when he was born but he lived in a worse area than I did until he was 18. I also can't say that growing up poorer than my younger siblings hurt me personally. You think I cared that me and the other kids I played with on the playground had poor parents? So long as I had food and fun, I didn't have a care in the world.

I wrote a longer comment that probably gives away too many details of my personal life but let's suffice to say that I don't come from a country that rains money (ie.. no government help) and there's also expectation to also financially support your elderly parents (again due to no government help) and cultural shame about mooching off your parents when you're supposed to be financially supporting them. So there's a lot of expectations on us to do well academically, get higher education, get established in our careers and attain at least some level of financial stability before we reproduce. We're taught to want better for ourselves than that.

 

[hash-slinging slasher]

I wrote a longer comment that probably gives away too many details of my personal life but let's suffice to say that I don't come from a country that rains money (ie.. no government help) and there's also expectation to also financially support your elderly parents (again due to no government help) and cultural shame about mooching off your parents when you're supposed to be financially supporting them. So there's a lot of expectations on us to do well academically, get higher education, get established in our careers and attain at least some level of financial stability before we reproduce. We're taught to want better for ourselves than that.

Every culture has its own expectations. I'd just suggest keeping in mind that most people on the internet (ESPECIALLY people in the woke poly circles) are from rich countries where parents are expected to help their children until their kids are able to be independent. You'll also see people from poor countries like Mexico, Colombia, etc etc where the culture expects the whole family to help each other out forever, placing family far above financial independence so don't be surprised when you see a ton of young parents online.

 

[blablabla]

totally normal that my wife to be gets hardcore bdsm sex with someone else. im so enlighted

 

[EnemyStand]

totally normal that my wife to be gets hardcore bdsm sex with someone else. im so enlighted

Is marriage just a checkbox anymore? Whatever happened to it being a serious vow of lifelong commitment? These people obviously have no idea what marriage is.

 

[blablabla]

coomers and broken people who break their brains accepting this shit and being woke about it

 

[Pompeii Shitposter]

Thanks for making me seeing it a week and a half before my 29th birthday T_T

Good morning.
The risk of Maternal Death is 5x times for women in their 30s compared to women in their 20s, the risk of Stillbirthing is 25 fold.
That's not a 5% and a 25% increase, that's a 500% and a 2500% increase respectively.
Humans have an historical lifespan of 25 years.

You get what you deserve. Get fucked.