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Having a small dick really messes guys up. While I was younger and doing the gross gay hookup thing, I ended up going home with a guy and it turned out his dick was about the size of my thumb and he was a total mental case. He was easy to make him cum, probably because he didn't get a lot. Homos are notoriously size queens.

It's another double standard, lopsided boobs or a fanny like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle is off the table as an insult but dudes with a tinky winky have to sit and stew about it.
 
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polonium said:
Having a small dick really messes guys up. While I was younger and doing the gross gay hookup thing, I ended up going home with a guy and it turned out his dick was about the size of my thumb and he was a total mental case. He was easy to make him cum, probably because he didn't get a lot. Homos are notoriously size queens.

It's another double standard, lopsided boobs or a fanny like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle is off the table as an insult but dudes with a tinky winky have to sit and stew about it.
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I feel bad for tops with little dicks. I'm not much of a size queen and there is thiis really uncomfortable feeling of gratitude for 'putting up with' a small dicked dude that is really uncomfortable. Sort of the same thing with butter faces.
 
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polonium said:
Having a small dick really messes guys up.
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Not everytime, though. My buddy, who's half Asian and half Samoan, has a 2 inch punch but his wife is a bombshell Swede and the guy is jocular without being an asshole. He always said girls don't care about your dick so much when you're more than willing to drown yourself in their pussy to make sure they have a good time first, which is true. Because as a dude with a regular sized member, I've never had any complaints, even from when I was young and slamming out Miami club sluts on the weekends.

And before you ask how I know the dude's dick size, jet pilots hit the showers after flights and the locker rooms are just as bad as high school ones after baseball practice. I've seen way too many dongs for a straight dude
 
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Not everytime, though. My buddy, who's half Asian and half Samoan, has a 2 inch punch but his wife is a bombshell Swede and the guy is jocular without being an asshole. He always said girls don't care about your dick so much when you're more than willing to drown yourself in their pussy to make sure they have a good time first, which is true. Because as a dude with a regular sized member, I've never had any complaints, even from when I was young and slamming out Miami club sluts on the weekends.

And before you ask how I know the dude's dick size, jet pilots hit the showers after flights and the locker rooms are just as bad as high school ones after baseball practice. I've seen way too many dongs for a straight dude
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I mean. Most women are too self-conscious to let anyone eat them out. And that's just a hole. The 'worst' case is having flappy flaps. 2 inches is an issue but even 3-4 I can see being more than enough, especially if the chick herself isn't certain about her body. I mean, surely having a mind-blowing oral orgasm is better than the perfect dick going in and out on repeat.
 
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I find it endlessly perplexing that the Internet contains literally millions of pornographic images and probably a couple million pornographic videos, and dudes still go to Reddit and beg random women they've never even seen to flash them a nipple because there's a 0.00001% chance that it might happen. Do they not know what PornHub is?
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They don’t even need to leave reddit! r/hugeboobsgw exists.
 
There's an old man at my gym who is a former NFL player (like back in the 60s). Guy was a total stud back in the day. Like most old dudes, he walks around the locker room naked. He has a really small dong, too. Like, it doesn't go beyond his scrotum (at least when flaccid).

Yet, he's had a successful life, has kids, and has been married for many years.

These guys are basically just incels only they blame their tiny dick instead of women.

Not me, however...

 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
There's an old man at my gym who is a former NFL player (like back in the 60s). Guy was a total stud back in the day. Like most old dudes, he walks around the locker room naked. He has a really small dong, too. Like, it doesn't go beyond his scrotum (at least when flaccid).
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That doesn't mean he's tiny when erect. Evidently there are "showers" and "growers." Showers are fairly big flaccid and only grow a bit when erect. Growers are tiny when flaccid and grow a lot. So he could have been average or bigger when erect. Or tiny. Presumably we will never know in his case.
 
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That doesn't mean he's tiny when erect. Evidently there are "showers" and "growers." Showers are fairly big flaccid and only grow a bit when erect. Growers are tiny when flaccid and grow a lot. So he could have been average or bigger when erect. Or tiny. Presumably we will never know in his case.
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You say "evidently" like it isn't common knowledge. Is the dichotomy of showers and growers not well known to women? Genuinely figured that it was.
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This guy is acting like he's some kind of crippled genetic mutant because his penis is small. But, if having a small penis is a genuine disability and is equivalent to being a fucking paraplegic, then why would you refuse to use sex toys? People with paralyzed legs don't just refuse to use wheelchairs, right?
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This just makes me lol.
 
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If you have a small penis then knowing how to give head is essential. What the fuck is this?
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I mean. Most women are too self-conscious to let anyone eat them out. And that's just a hole.
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What women are you with? If girls do this to you, she's probably not enjoying your head. You sound like the type to go tongue punching vagina ("jUsT a HoLe"), like a retard, instead of licking the clitoris. Very bad form. Women are probably too embarrassed to tell you your oral game is trash. git gud, scrub.
Also possible: Guy needs to brush his teeth (too gross to give head) and is a yeast infection waiting to happen if he goes down on a girl.

...Or this girl you speak of came from some uptight religious family that teaches women their bodies are terrible and female orgasm don't exist, therefore too self-conscious, in which case not their fault and they need a good orgasm.
 
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You say "evidently" like it isn't common knowledge. Is the dichotomy of showers and growers not well known to women? Genuinely figured that it was.
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I would assume they have heard of it since it's been memed to death. But wheather or not they believe it is another question.
 
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