/r/smalldickproblems - Your favorite subreddit; "Life isn't all about sex, but it isn't much of a life without one."

[Wooper]

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So my brother is a fucking boomer and joins Facebook groups for the games he's playing. He said that the Cyberpunk 2077 page was full of people roleplaying as huge dicked futas and men complaining that they can't get immersed in Cyberpunk 2077 because their smallest penis size was still too big. Like they didn't give a shit about the game they were just focused on the penis.
Also don't these guys know the sexpest secret to get laid? Just say you're trans, approach a lesbian, DEMAND sex and if they don't comply call them a bigot. Hell lesbos might be cool with it, they might have seen clits bigger than r/smalldickproblems dicks.

 

[FaggotWhoLikesDarkSouls]

Yeah, these guys must be so fucking dumb.
Everyone knows that if you cut your dick it grows back but larger and girthier than before.
I mean, just like a branch of a tree, I mean, ever read a book nerds?

I tried it and it worked, hahaha, those fucking idiots on r/smalldickproblems should just cut their tiny cocks off lol

 

[Stop Sign]

Humans are bad at statistics. It seems like a tautology that most people are average, but a lot of people literally don’t grasp that and compare themselves to porn stars literally exceptional for their size.

This.
For some reason, they fail to realize that porn stars aren't a representative sample of the population: they're in that industry for being above the average.

It's like a 140kg dude binge-watching "my 600lb life" and then thinking "oh, it seems I'm way more thinner than average people!"

 

[PaulBearer]

That forum is proof if it were ever needed that some people just have no shame, I mean the title alone, it should be a deserted tumbleweed adorned wasteland in there, who in their right mind would even with the full cover of anonymity admit that a) they have a tiny dick and b) go on and on and on about how much this bothers them?

I get the feeling that they are all there just hoping that magical girl who likes tiny maggot penises comes by and pity fucks them all one by one.

 

[Alpacawitz]

That forum is proof if it were ever needed that some people just have no shame, I mean the title alone, it should be a deserted tumbleweed adorned wasteland in there, who in their right mind would even with the full cover of anonymity admit that a) they have a tiny dick and b) go on and on and on about how much this bothers them?

I get the feeling that they are all there just hoping that magical girl who likes tiny maggot penises comes by and pity fucks them all one by one.

Have you heard of the story of the virginity fairy? She hears the incels prayers every night & visits a lucky incel who praises science without question.