Plagued /r/TNOmod and the Reddit HOI4 modding community - When a subreddit for a video game mod turns to utter insanity

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The weirdest part of TrooNO lore (that still kinda exists) is that the Germans would build a resort town in the Congo Lake and have a small industry of tourism there for rich German officials, that's pretty retarded.

Why would Germans give a shit about a shitty swamp lake that's full of jungle diseases and malaria when they literally have more nicer places to have some beach time, like y'know the Mediterranean that's just right below them. Or Crimea, though I don't know how Black Sea resorts compare to Mediterranean resorts.
Ironically, I could actually see more value in Lake GigaChad being a hypothetical tourist area in Africa over the Congo Sea. Warm to hot weather on the shores of a vast freshwater lake teeming with fish and wildlife, relatively isolated so easier to keep undesirables out, ready access to some of Africa's most famous big game for hunting. It'd be far better than the Congo at least.
 
The weirdest part of TrooNO lore (that still kinda exists) is that the Germans would build a resort town in the Congo Lake and have a small industry of tourism there for rich German officials, that's pretty retarded.

Why would Germans give a shit about a shitty swamp lake that's full of jungle diseases and malaria when they literally have more nicer places to have some beach time, like y'know the Mediterranean that's just right below them. Or Crimea, though I don't know how Black Sea resorts compare to Mediterranean resorts.
If TNO had the balls to be fun and wacky they'd have some bullshit scenario where colonial Africa collapses (Because gotta copy Kaiserreich) and have a country form from that resort town of doomsday German cannibal aristocrats eating black people or something that is fun to play.

Instead we get entire country's focus trees and paths being wiped from existence.
 
when they literally have more nicer places to have some beach time, like y'know the Mediterranean that's just right below them.
This is literally something the National Socialists did in real life. There was an organization called "Strength Through Joy" that was a part of the German Labor Front. It focused on improving quality of life and leisure for the lower classes. Part of their program was to provide affordable cruise vacations to poor people. In the TNO timeline they would totally turn the entirety of Crete into a waterpark for German factory workers.
 
Can TNO just die already? They've taken all the stuff that made it stand out for worse or better, and all their reworks are shit. Just put a bullet in it already. And it looks like KR is getting there too, so I look forward to seeing yet another neat concept be dragged through the mud by Discord trannies and insufferable Wikipedia-trained pop historians. Can't we ever have anything nice? Or at the very least, could KXdevs make their mod less bloated and run better?
 
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She quickly makes a comic to project her fantasies.

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A fujo gets lost and plays the visual novel disguised as a HOI4 mod. She comes across an event about two male friends and thinks to herself 'Hmm, these two aren't gay enough!'

She quickly makes a comic to project her fantasies.

The event:
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Does the author's AO3 feature Dahmer/Bundy or Bandera/Vlasov slash fics, vote on your phones today!
The vote is rigged
 
Current Year HOI4 modding would make a Vicky II style mod and for the US Civil War the CSA would either

A) Be scripted to lose and have all sorts of essentially impossible to remove debuffs
B) Have a scripted peacedeal that leaves you only the seccessionist states even if you captured Boston
C) Slavery cannot be removed down the line after independence because that's an impossible notion and if there is a path it is some bullshit trap path and leads to a gameend (Justification being this makes Confederates not look like evil chuds who murder blacks by the hundreds)

Don't forget the 500 events with their own event chains talking about how evil Southerners are, some random fanfic about slaves, and gross mischaracterization of Southern politicans and generals.
A fujo gets lost and plays the visual novel disguised as a HOI4 mod. She comes across an event about two male friends and thinks to herself 'Hmm, these two aren't gay enough!'

She quickly makes a comic to project her fantasies.

The event:
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This is actually worst than that Fujoshi who drew her gay fanfic comic of Frodo and Sam,
 
A) Be scripted to lose and have all sorts of essentially impossible to remove debuffs
B) Have a scripted peacedeal that leaves you only the seccessionist states even if you captured Boston
C) Slavery cannot be removed down the line after independence because that's an impossible notion and if there is a path it is some bullshit trap path and leads to a gameend (Justification being this makes Confederates not look like evil chuds who murder blacks by the hundreds)

Don't forget the 500 events with their own event chains talking about how evil Southerners are, some random fanfic about slaves, and gross mischaracterization of Southern politicans and generals.
The only mod I know that actually does a Southern Victory right is Road to 56, and even then the South is still classified as Fascist. But I'm willing to overlook this because there's no political self-insert shit in Road to 56, so a Southern Victory is just as it would have been in real life, with the 11 secessionist states staying as the CSA, and the rest of the country still being part of the Union.

The only thing being Fascist does for the CSA is grant it earlier access to the Limited Trade economy law, make it easier/faster to declare war/send volunteers and lend-lease, and make it easier to get into the Reich's good graces. Again, it's not a political statement, it's just the modders giving the CSA a reason to exist as an "alternate start".

I'd shill for Road to 56 as a good "Vanilla+" mod, FYI.
 
The only mod I know that actually does a Southern Victory right is Road to 56, and even then the South is still classified as Fascist. But I'm willing to overlook this because there's no political self-insert shit in Road to 56, so a Southern Victory is just as it would have been in real life, with the 11 secessionist states staying as the CSA, and the rest of the country still being part of the Union.

The only thing being Fascist does for the CSA is grant it earlier access to the Limited Trade economy law, make it easier/faster to declare war/send volunteers and lend-lease, and make it easier to get into the Reich's good graces. Again, it's not a political statement, it's just the modders giving the CSA a reason to exist as an "alternate start".

I'd shill for Road to 56 as a good "Vanilla+" mod, FYI.
I might try this mod. One trope I hate is the "confederate empire" thing where the confederates magically get all of latin america into their country.

Am I really expected to believe a country that is decentralized and isolationist by design, while also being incredibly worried about racial issues, is going to bring all of latin america into their fold?
 
I might try this mod. One trope I hate is the "confederate empire" thing where the confederates magically get all of latin america into their country.

Am I really expected to believe a country that is decentralized and isolationist by design, while also being incredibly worried about racial issues, is going to bring all of latin america into their fold?
In Road to 56, the only big change from the IRL CSA is that they take parts of Mexico and Baja California, however, those territories are NOT cores.

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As you can see, the Confederacy is neither super OP, nor is it basically just there to be a punching dummy for America. It's a legitimate option, if you so choose. My only grip is they're using the Battle Standard of the Army of Northern Virginia, instead of one of the three historic CSA state flags.
 
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As you can see, the Confederacy is neither super OP, nor is it basically just there to be a punching dummy for America. It's a legitimate option, if you so choose. My only grip is they're using the Battle Standard of the Army of Northern Virginia, instead of one of the three historic CSA state flags.
I could definitely see then pushing into northern mexico as it was largely pastoral land. I just don't think they'd be able to or want to annex all of latin america like you so often see in alt-history media.
https://althistory.fandom.com/wiki/Confederate_Latin_American_Conquest_(Timeline-937) - like this
 
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Or Crimea, though I don't know how Black Sea resorts compare to Mediterranean resorts.
I could be wrong, but i'm pretty sure that Black sea resorts are notoriously ghetto compared to Mediterranean ones. Like Sochi in Russia is a resort town and is a shithole.
 
To be honest, I respect the Chimp for not being like most of the Reddit and pretend to think having a card game dictate economic policy is not fucking retarded.
It baffles me how these minigames are accepted by the entire community when these mods make this retarded shit instead of a decision with pp cost. HOI4 mods would be a hundred times more enjoyable if they all ditched these bullshit minigames.
 
It baffles me how these minigames are accepted by the entire community when these mods make this retarded shit instead of a decision with pp cost. HOI4 mods would be a hundred times more enjoyable if they all ditched these bullshit minigames.
I honestly believe that HoI4 modders will do anything from turning it into a VN or a YuGiOh ripoff than actually play, ya know, Hearts of Iron.
 
Has anybody ever looked at what is available to the general public in regards to Panzer's Military Service Records? I can't imagine he exactly thrived during his apparent 6 years in the USMC, given his views and how quick he was to lump the Marines in with 4chan as "Far-Right/Conservatives" he scorns. Do we know if he was in an Active Duty Combat role like Infantry? Was he a NCO or something?
 
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