Ralph <3 Keffals - Unlikely lolcow friends form an alliance against Null

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i'd say he just gets cucked by keffals but keffals had the snip snip so that won't work

This is Ethan Ralph we're talking about, he isn't a normal human being. He has 4 big tits despite being male, eyes that look in different directions, and a gnarled bifurcated sentient mass of flesh that hangs off his stomach.

God only knows what other mutant powers he has.
 
Lolcowdom transcends politics. It'd be heartwarming if it wasn't so retarded lol
I've observed that when it comes to the Internet, the people who buy into "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" are terminally online spergs with egos more fragile than a china doll. If fragile egos don't apply to Keffals and Ralph, I don't know what does. Aside from being fat.
 
This is Ethan Ralph we're talking about, he isn't a normal human being. He has 4 big tits despite being male, eyes that look in different directions, and a gnarled bifurcated sentient mass of flesh that hangs off his stomach.

God only knows what other mutant powers he has.
"Big tits despite being male?" God, Keffals must be so jealous.
 
aw, the rage pig found a kindred spirit:

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as well as someone who "refuses" to play games, while also saying stupid shit and clout chasing:

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If fragile egos don't apply to Keffals and Ralph, I don't know what does. Aside from being fat.
They have a skin as thin as a wet smoking paper. Ralph will chimp out if you bring ANYTHING about himself into question and promptly act like the worst kind of whigger you can see IRL. Meanwhile, Keffals arc escalated out of control just after he acknowledged Null's stream a few months ago. Was it in May or June that we first got a glimpse on this fucker? And now look where we got just because someone dared poke fun at him and react to it like an idiot.

Both are in the page that if something happens with them, they go apeshit for no reason rather than stopping. And i honestly believe it's both a fragile ego and a superiority complex because both believe they are hot shit compared to anyone else.
 
They both have KF as the most visited site, Twitter comes second, and they're both in Trannycords plotting homosexual behaviour.
The only real difference between Ralph and Keffals is that Ralph tweets more. Nearly twice as much as a matter of fact, even more during his Ralphamale vacations.

One might argue that Ralph is closer to being a woman than Keffals is.
 
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