Ralph <3 Keffals - Unlikely lolcow friends form an alliance against Null

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Lucas looks more feminine than Amanda Morris.
i knew someone would simp for her, keff has a better rack as well. honestly passes for the type of uggo woman that would be a mod on twitch.
It's amazing how Keffals looks more like a woman than May does. If you put them side by side to a stranger and said spot the woman they would pick Keffals over May 9/10 LOL
Keffals also hates anime, another plus. i bet we're a few pages from somenoe here admitting to having a wank over her.
I didn't say I wanted to fuck May or Keffals. But if you showed me em both and said "which one is a woman" i'd probably say Keffals over May 9 times out of 10. Didn't say either was a 9/10 hot. They are both zeros lol
but if this was a taste test, you'd prefer Keffals over May.
 
It was the fart porn wasn't it Ralph.

Anyway, getting rid of the kiwifarms is reatard you dipshit. You can shut down the forum but the a-logs will never go away, in fact they'll probably get even more brazen. Most of the discussion about you is here yes but the gay ops and the like are happening off site in places like Discord by people who really do want you dead. The forum is equal opportunity in exposing stupid retards and that includes some of your more annoying and outright criminal a-logs.

You might scoff but I'd say that we here are moderating some of more outrageous badactors. We've at the very least handed you the keys to people like Flamenco's closet and given you the ability to fire back.

Ralph, we live in a world that has a-logs, and those a-logs are retards that need to be wrangled by men with massive autism. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Bibble? We have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Keffals and you curse the farms. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what we know; that Keffal's trolling, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, *saves lives*. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at bowling ball alleys, you want me wangling those retards. You need me wangling those retards. We use words like gunt, tranny, pedo. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you get behind your keyboard and start to post. Either way, I don't give a *damn* what you think!
Gawddam, Farmer.
Semper Fi.
:semperfidelis:
 
Wait for the leaked secret Discord chat between him, Keffals, and the rest of the Autistic Legion of Doom 2.0, he will discuss Josh's jewish penis and get mad when the trannies interrupt him, saying it's very important for the destruction of Karen Farms.
 
The only real difference between Ralph and Keffals is that Ralph tweets more. Nearly twice as much as a matter of fact, even more during his Ralphamale vacations.

One might argue that Ralph is closer to being a woman than Keffals is.
Good point. While Lucas is more feminine than Amanda Morris (paedophile), Ralph is closer to a woman in terms of behaviour.
Both a woman-hating misogynists though.
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Oh, they're even closer now.
Ethan, just troon out already.
 
Ralph doesn’t really want KF gone. It keeps discussion about him alive. He freaked out about the Sam Losco fiasco. He needs all the press he can get. If Null were to delete his entire subforum Ralph would be big sad. He just wants Null to be bogged down with bullshit.

Honestly, if his subforum was gone and Jim stopped tweeting about him who would still care?

I’m still excited about the current trajectory. He has made so many threats and promises that even his newer audience has to realize this dude is a fat bitch. Eventually he is going to have to do something instead of crying on twitter. Chances are it’s so retarded we can’t even begin to imagine it.
 
Ralph doesn’t really want KF gone. It keeps discussion about him alive. He freaked out about the Sam Losco fiasco. He needs all the press he can get. If Null were to delete his entire subforum Ralph would be big sad. He just wants Null to be bogged down with bullshit.

Honestly, if his subforum was gone and Jim stopped tweeting about him who would still care?
Ralph can't see past 5 seconds from now. He doesn't give a shit if people stop talking about him because this forum got nuked, he sees it as a win because somebody he hates lost something.
 
Wonder how @Destiny feels about Ralph trying to team up with Keffels. Ralph seems the type that if inclined would run with Keffel's bullshit accusations against Destiny. Ralph comes off as really inauthentic with his "this is about values" grift when he's stated countless times he doesn't care about values because he's just an "internet radio personality". It rings to me like when late-night comic hosts pontificate to their audience.
 
Do these people actually think they can get KF deleted? i don't think that's possible unless they have proof of the admins actually being responsible for a crime or harm coming to others
Idk man. The site does have a lot of shit on it that the lawyers could drag up. Specifically the doxing thing which is actually very illegal in Virginia where Ralph lives. It has the same penalty as his revenge porn case so every time he mentions gator's real name or anyone's real name he's committing a misdemeanor the same level as revenge porn. Even if you didn't dox him using it against him as a way to threaten, harass, or blackmail is straight up illegal in VA and many other states.
 
Idk man. The site does have a lot of shit on it that the lawyers could drag up. Specifically the doxing thing which is actually very illegal in Virginia where Ralph lives. It has the same penalty as his revenge porn case so every time he mentions gator's real name or anyone's real name he's committing a misdemeanor the same level as revenge porn. Even if you didn't dox him using it against him as a way to threaten, harass, or blackmail is straight up illegal in VA and many other states.
I'd give doxing Gator a pass legally because you could argue he's been public figure due to his online presence. He's using a consistent name and has shows. That alone could be wishy-washy but now that he's done an irl event under the Gator moniker, I think Ralph can say his name from here on without it being legally questionable. Now the threats about going to Gators town to smear him irl, that's more damning than the doxing.

I think the closest he's gone to illegal doxing recently was the guy he tried getting fired from an aquarium. I dunno the whole story on how his info got out there but I can't imagine it not being he posted about Pantsu on KF, Ralph got his info from Pantsu, and Ralph published it as "Amanda Ralph".

That last part about it being "Amanda Ralph" may be sketchy pinning it on Ralph, but with the writing style being similar and the fact that Pantsu isn't married, "Amanda Ralph" doesn't exist. A jury would at least find that questionable.
 
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