Ralph <3 Keffals - Unlikely lolcow friends form an alliance against Null

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I predicted this turn of events a few months ago and I'm not sure how to feel about it now that its here.

But one thing I can say is that these are the two highest content lolcows of 2022 and both already inspired some great tunes...so the crossover tune thats coming should be really good.

 
Has KF ever actually done anything that affected Ralph's life? I guess he's saying having his address resulted in whoever trying to kidnap Meigh, but IIRC that was before the two of them were an item. I'm really wracking my brain here, but I can't think of anything.
  • Ralph being fat is what caused the gunt picture to happen, which was taken by one of his own friends/fans. (Not KF)
  • Ralph cheating on Nora is what caused the two to get divorced and Ralph to lose his ticket to easy middle class living (Not KF)
  • Ralph ignoring KF and dating Faith is what resulted in him having a kid for whom he'll need to pay child support for what's likely the remained of his life (Not KF)
  • Ralph being a wasted druggie is what lead to the Pillstream and the audio of him being a dick to his mother (Not KF)
  • Ralph refusing to get vaccinated as if he suddenly cares about the condition of his cardiovascular system is what caused Sandra to die alone (Not KF)
  • Ralph cheating on Faith is what caused her to leave (Not KF)
  • Ralph again being under the influence and acting like a petty high schooler is what made him release the sex tape and become a convicted sex offender (he'll constantly argue that's a lie, but it isn't, and he will always be one for the rest of his life.) (Not KF)
  • Ralph getting into a slapfight with Andy and possibly trying to commit felony sex tourism is what got his face misshapen (Not KF)
  • Ralph going back to Portugal for no goddamn reason and taking the first swing with Cog & Co is what got him beat up in public a second time (Not KF)
  • Ralph looking at his phone and driving is what caused his crash (Not KF)
  • And I guess what initiated this downwards spiral: The NYT writing a piece on the Healstream was shitty, but the NYT and KF are diametric opposites. (Not KF)
I can't think of a single time KF actually did something to Ralph besides laughing at his self-inflicted misery.
 
Has KF ever actually done anything that affected Ralph's life? I guess he's saying having his address resulted in whoever trying to kidnap Meigh, but IIRC that was before the two of them were an item. I'm really wracking my brain here, but I can't think of anything.
  • Ralph being fat is what caused the gunt picture to happen, which was taken by one of his own friends/fans. (Not KF)
  • Ralph cheating on Nora is what caused the two to get divorced and Ralph to lose his ticket to easy middle class living (Not KF)
  • Ralph ignoring KF and dating Faith is what resulted in him having a kid for whom he'll need to pay child support for what's likely the remained of his life (Not KF)
  • Ralph being a wasted druggie is what lead to the Pillstream and the audio of him being a dick to his mother (Not KF)
  • Ralph refusing to get vaccinated as if he suddenly cares about the condition of his cardiovascular system is what caused Sandra to die alone (Not KF)
  • Ralph cheating on Faith is what caused her to leave (Not KF)
  • Ralph again being under the influence and acting like a petty high schooler is what made him release the sex tape and become a convicted sex offender (he'll constantly argue that's a lie, but it isn't, and he will always be one for the rest of his life.) (Not KF)
  • Ralph getting into a slapfight with Andy and possibly trying to commit felony sex tourism is what got his face misshapen (Not KF)
  • Ralph going back to Portugal for no goddamn reason and taking the first swing with Cog & Co is what got him beat up in public a second time (Not KF)
  • Ralph looking at his phone and driving is what caused his crash (Not KF)
  • And I guess what initiated this downwards spiral: The NYT writing a piece on the Healstream was shitty, but the NYT and KF are diametric opposites. (Not KF)
I can't think of a single time KF actually did something to Ralph besides laughing at his self-inflicted misery.
Leaving shit on his doorstep, maybe, but no one speaks for KF ultimately other than Josh and he can't control vigilante autism.
 
It's amazing how Keffals looks more like a woman than May does. If you put them side by side to a stranger and said spot the woman they would pick Keffals over May 9/10 LOL
Willing? Dude has zero standards despite what he says. I mean Meigh is a paedo how much lower can you get than paedo
Pedo Tranny. You forgot. May thinks she's a man.
 
Imagine being so impotent that the only way you can potentially get back at someone is by upvoting some freak on twitter, lmao.
I see this as an out for him from America First. It’s the perfect transition for Ralph to jump ship from Nick who has been dabbing on him to rejoin his democrat party roots of white trash handouts. He gains new viewers by giving Keffals AF info. New superchat money. Maybe new paypigs.
 
An alliance between The Gunt and Keffals? Sounds like one of the dumbest and most hilarious things ever. This won't end well at all.
 
Did the troon even acknowledge Ralph? Or is he so irrelevant that it didn't notice him?
 
You know what to do Ralph. Keffals will never talk to you directly so you have to get Meigh out of the stable and get to work. Meigh is an expert in these sort of things because she too is questioning her gender identity and also likes grooming kids/retards. This can all happen at, you guessed it...

RALPHAMANIA
 
Has KF ever actually done anything that affected Ralph's life? I guess he's saying having his address resulted in whoever trying to kidnap Meigh, but IIRC that was before the two of them were an item.
Not only was it before they were together but it was also a fan of digibro and meigh who never was a user of this website. He didn't get the address from this website and in fact, got it from digibro himself who gave it out freely because he invited fans to come do drugs at his house openly. Meigh even has stated this, the fact that he tries to spin it as kiwi farms is about as braindead as teaming up with an actual tranny.
 
It was the fart porn wasn't it Ralph.

Anyway, getting rid of the kiwifarms is reatard you dipshit. You can shut down the forum but the a-logs will never go away, in fact they'll probably get even more brazen. Most of the discussion about you is here yes but the gay ops and the like are happening off site in places like Discord by people who really do want you dead. The forum is equal opportunity in exposing stupid retards and that includes some of your more annoying and outright criminal a-logs.

You might scoff but I'd say that we here are moderating some of more outrageous badactors. We've at the very least handed you the keys to people like Flamenco's closet and given you the ability to fire back.

Ralph, we live in a world that has a-logs, and those a-logs are retards that need to be wrangled by men with massive autism. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Bibble? We have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Keffals and you curse the farms. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what we know; that Keffal's trolling, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, *saves lives*. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at bowling ball alleys, you want me wangling those retards. You need me wangling those retards. We use words like gunt, tranny, pedo. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you get behind your keyboard and start to post. Either way, I don't give a *damn* what you think!
 
So JCaesar has expanded his taste from Blacked cuckold porn to T-Girl Brap videos?
 
Saaaaay, if I didn't know better, I'd say this makes Ralph look even more like a rudderless grifter. :\
 
I can't think of a single time KF actually did something to Ralph besides laughing at his self-inflicted misery.
And he blames all of the many things wrong with his life solely on this fact. I do like how depending on his current stance he switches from "I don't give a fuck about KF they'll never take me down." to "wahhh they're so awful to me."

If we don't bother you, why would you care so much about taking down the site?
 
lmao a Gunt+Tranny alliance has formed

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surprisingly the fat canadian girls description of the farms("dox and pick apart and insult etc.") is actually accurate. first time i see an accurate take on twitter, usually they go straight for the insane nonsense (like calling the farm a site for terrorism, murder, rape and gamergate)

Absolutely disgusting bunch of deviant degenerates trying to destroy our homeland.
twitter poaster challenge to not be an action movie sperg, level = impossibru
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ok, so who do we have so far in the anti kiwi squad?
>groomer "keffals" sorrenti
>ethan "the gunt" ralph
>fredrick "brittle bones" brennan
>melinda "yahuwahs chosen" scott
>russell "court jester" greer
anybody else? maybe they'll get in touch with vordrak too? or the govt of new zealand might try again?
 
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I think the Trans and Guntsexual alliance is long overdue. For too many years their voices weren't heard, but no more!
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