Ralph and the DQ (denture question)

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wtf? The dentures are new then? Teeth don't fucking do that. Does this nigger have prehensile teeth?
It's a natural adaptation which allows Gunt to switch between between two different modes of feeding, depending on what food sources are available. When his favorite source of nourishment is available, his teeth dislodge and he can attach his mouth straight to a woman's asshole like a gigantic manlet lamprey. When no woman is present, the teeth become firmly embedded in the jaw and can be used for chewing hamburgers found while foraging in a nearby garbage dump.
 
You can bet he has dentures because a guy his age who eats like he does, drinks like he does and pops pills like he does would have a mouth full of fillings by now if they still had natural teeth.
Foster Brooks could pass as the gunts dad. The Guntle does not fall far from the tree.
 

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Substituted phenethylamines are probably a lot easier to get than Dextroamphetamine in Mexico. They are largely unregulated so he could probably get them from any local pharmacy. My days of border runs and back are long gone but with as hard as it is to get an Adderall prescription filled in the US anyone could make a killing doing it nowadays.
 
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As others have pointed out, we have enough spurned sources to leak something to affirm that he has them.

Plus, you would think such a traumatic event would have been mentioned by Ralph when he had all his account passwords leaked a year ago.

The video is pretty compelling, but I think that this would have to of happened recently. I'm no expert, but everyone I have met who had a substantial number of teeth replaced usually looks different as a result. Usually the teeth look too big for the face. It often effects their speech, at least initially as they adapt to their new mouth.
 
It often effects their speech, at least initially as they adapt to their new mouth.
Ralph is so mushmouthed, especially when he's drunk and pilled, I'm not sure people would notice it. I mean we might luck out and Ralph's Poly-grip or whatever'll give out mid stream.
 
AGP Ralph arc would be something to behold. Using makeup left behind by fleeing ex-wives and girlfriends to become the girlfriend.

As for why his lower teeth don't fit right, it's because they don't make pig tusk shaped dentures.
 
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