Ralph and the DQ (denture question)

[GaryGray]

It has been theorized by Jim on the Kino Casino with Warski and PPP that Ralph may not have a perfect yellow meth smile. They claim that his bottom teeth maybe dentures. Citing the different color between some of his teeth as well as how he seems to use his lower lip to reposition the bottom dentures after yelling. This thread is for all evidence that Ralph is a toothless old man.

In May 2022 Ralph went a Nationals game in DC which may have reveled some evidence of an upper partial denture. That dark mark could be a metal hook of a cheap style of partial denture. As well on the YoBAcast in July 2022 there is some odd looking marks in the back of his mouth. So both parts of his smile maybe fake. Any of Ralph's IRL streams would be good places to catch a clear enough shot of his yellow smile to spot the metal wire of partial dentures.
In Ralph's defense if he did have dentures surely Ade, Faith, May, or Dani would have reveled that as a way to get back at him. At the very least May must know if his teeth are real or fake given the horrific video evidence of them swapping spit.

Spoiler: NSFL Ralph and May kissing

EDIT:
XuserXerrorX on X.com has a video that seems to show Ralph's bottom denture slip as he is a hollarin. Below is a local archive of his proof.

 

[Mister Mint]

It was just confirmed on the Jim/Casino stream. There's a short clip where a section of his teeth suck in when he talks. He's got partials for sure.

 

[Vulkan]

ITS NOT TROOOOOO. This stream is gonna post so much coping and sneeding it’s unreal

 

[Makoto Niijima]

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Looks like we have video evidence.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

It's after the Portugal beatdown I noticed they kicked his teeth in, of course Ralph denied it at the time and I left it at that.

Credit XuserXerrorX on Xigger for the video.
Edit: Removed video to clean up the thread since I got ninja'd

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

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EDIT: Ninja'd

 

[Beavis]

He could have gotten a full mouth restoration with the money he was making while on cozy.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Denture pig isn't going to like this one bit.
I think the most compelling evidence here is that there is no way that someone like Ralph, who can't even take care of basic hygiene and pisses in his modelo bottles, is going to have a perfect white smile.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

Gonna have to dumb it down another shade for me. I can't see the dentures. What am I supposed to be looking at in particular?

 

[Vulkan]

Gonna have to dumb it down another shade for me. I can't see the dentures. What am I supposed to be looking at in particular?

In the clip it appears the bottom right part of his teeth move back oddly, he also seems to suck his lips in a lot which is common with people with dentures or hopped up on stimulants

 

[Man In A Dress]

Did the Portugal beatdown shatter his teeth or was it the poor dental care due to being blackout drunk?
Either way lmao. Can't wait for the mush mouth rant.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Gonna have to dumb it down another shade for me. I can't see the dentures. What am I supposed to be looking at in particular?

If you scrub back and forth you can really see it.

 

[Male Idiot]

Meth isn't a good toothpaste.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I remember on Guntmas a few months ago, I wished that it could be Guntmas everyday. Then some faggot came in and was like "oi, the guntmas spirit would get boring if guntmas was everyday!" Well, I ain't fucking bored halfway through February.

It's always something. Wonder if he lost them due to the first Portugal beatdown, or just poor Ralphahygiene.

 

[Rogue AI]

Wouldn't the lower teeth look better if they were dentures? One of those teeth look crooked.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

If you scrub back and forth you can really see it.
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While it’s equally plausible he lost his teeth to either hygiene or when he got his ass stomped in Portugal, I however, want to believe the Ralph’s-genes are so potent from generations of inbreeding and truffle hunting, that he was born without them.

 

[Pizdec]

HAHAHAHA THIS FAT FUCKER DID LOSE TEETH HOLY SHIT.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Wouldn't the lower teeth look better if they were dentures? One of those teeth look crooked.

Between the child support, booze, xanax, flying everywhere to flex on the alogs and fast food he could only afford poverty dentures.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

If you scrub back and forth you can really see it.
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Holy shit, I see it now. RALPH, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

 

[Drunkensailor]

It's after the Portugal beatdown I noticed they kicked his teeth in, of course Ralph denied it at the time and I left it at that.

Iirc, the idea was that his face was so swollen that it looked like his lips sucked in. The pages were moving so fast during that time that the tooth-less hypothesis was buried by the the avalanche of posts. I agree that it would be entirely likely that he lost some teeth after sustaining that much facial damage and the photos seem to back you up