Trashfire Ralph at pro-choice protests in DC - 3rd May 2022 - Ralph vs women's rights or something, who cares possible shitshow tonight. Ralph & Corinne were both detained and released over a fake bomb threat.

[Squirrelcop]

I do get the feeling that Ralph does everything out of spite nowadays:
> Spite trip to Portugal
> Spite bowling alley marriage
> Spite streaming
> Spite shit eating

And now a spite steak on a spite platter to be spitefully eaten out of sheer fucking spite.

Maybe it is true what I read in the Metokur chat the other day: Ralph radiates so much rage that it makes Jim's cancer slow down.

 

[Philier]

I'm waiting for the Ralphabomber manifesto to be published on theralphretort.com

"The Aylog sozahety and it's fewtur"

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Ralph probably wants to eat the newborn babies because he's fat

 

[oramge cat]

Ralph you better not have kept your weed on you or in your truck. DC is federal property!

Pot Law Sperging, proceed with caution autism lies ahead:
DC actually legalized pot a few years back. Pot laws are so complicated that there will never be federal legalization because there are international treaties involved (like we promised other countries we'd ban it on the federal level to combat the international drug trade) so the feds just ignore it unless you're crossing international borders. Even the TSA has been instructed to ignore any amount of pot less than an ounce in your luggage for domestic flights and the DEA's budget for enforcement of federal pot laws in legal states is set to zero by executive order.

TBH I think both parties want to legalize it federally but the only way that is legally viable is to just make it very clear to state governments that they don't care if the state wants to legalize and tax it.

It feels so weird knowing we live at a time where someone can come to a political protest and blast Ram Ranch while it's occurring. like imagine some dude doing that during a colonist independence rally in 18th century Boston.

I'm imaging Ralph playing it on a phonograph in that RDR2 mission where you have to drive the suffragette wagon, just carrying it around behind the wagon, resting it on his gunt.

I thought he was on probation because of his "no contest" plea for the shiteating/revenge porn he uploaded to the Internet.

He got a suspended sentence, which means he just has to not be convicted of another crime for one year to avoid a year in jail. Not the same thing as probation. He will not get in trouble for being swatted, the cops just had to be very thorough because it's a massive protest in DC and if there was actually a bomb and they didn't find it they'd look really really bad.

Why do so many of you guys want to take the rage pig away from us? If he's in jail we lose out on a year of hollerin', he won't be able to do drugs or drink and he'll be put on a reasonable diet and he might end up coming out reformed and stay fit and clean and sober. Stop trying to put out the trashfire!

 

[Gunterator]

Ralph you better not have kept your weed on you or in your truck. DC is federal property!

It really doesn't matter in DC anymore they dont go after people for some pot anymore but they do go after dispensaries sometimes. That really doesn't matter too much either because they have delivery apps like uber for weed in DC.

 

[thismanlies]

Ralph probably wants to eat the newborn babies because he's fat

Why would he eat babies when he can eat shit out of their diapers?

 

[Table Country]

The man has gotten so fat there is almost now was to tell where his chin ends and his neck begins.
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It’s like one giant roll of meat.

New official Killstream theme song

 

[make_it_so]

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God, he's like an overly obese soyjack.

 

[Tonberry]

Ralph is certain that he is being swatted BY KiwiFarms
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Ralph has become one of my favorite cows recently and I find his retardation really entertaining, but his massive victim complex is one thing about him that really annoys me.

Dude has tried to doxx and deplatform people for just making fun of him, has said multiple times on camera that he'd happily kill people who have even slightly wronged him, and has generally threatened to ruin peoples' lives more times in the last two weeks than he's held his baby son. But the moment these people dare to laugh at him when karma comes and fucks him in the ass he immediately starts squealing and whining as loud as he can. "THE AYLOGS WERE CELEBRATING MAH ARREST, DEY WANT TO SEE ME DEAD AH SWEAR TA GOD", oh fuck off. Ralph can hype himself up until the pigs come home, he'll never be more than a little bitch that loves to dish out way more than he can take.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph has become one of my favorite cows recently and I find his retardation really entertaining, but his massive victim complex is one thing about him that really annoys me.

Dude has tried to doxx and deplatform people for just making fun of him, has said multiple times on camera that he'd happily kill people who have even slightly wronged him, and has generally threatened to ruin peoples' lives more times in the last two weeks than he's held his baby son. But the moment these people dare to laugh at him when karma comes and fucks him in the ass he immediately starts squealing and whining as loud as he can. "THE AYLOGS WERE CELEBRATING MAH ARREST, DEY WANT TO SEE ME DEAD AH SWEAR TA GOD", oh fuck off. Ralph can hype himself up until the pigs come home, he'll never be more than a little bitch that loves to dish out way more than he can take.

crying like a bitch is RELPHA af. come to think of it i think "ralphamale" is the perfect new term for fake internet tough guys who cry bully.

also how does he get off trying to call people drug addicts when the police themselves said they found oxy on him lol

 

[Maude Snew]

Ralph can hype himself up until the pigs come home, he'll never be more than a little bitch that loves to dish out way more than he can take.

That's on brand for America First really so it's the perfect fit.

 

[A Sunset]

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The many expressions of the RalphaMale.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Pot Law Sperging, proceed with caution autism lies ahead:
DC actually legalized pot a few years back. Pot laws are so complicated that there will never be federal legalization because there are international treaties involved (like we promised other countries we'd ban it on the federal level to combat the international drug trade) so the feds just ignore it unless you're crossing international borders. Even the TSA has been instructed to ignore any amount of pot less than an ounce in your luggage for domestic flights and the DEA's budget for enforcement of federal pot laws in legal states is set to zero by executive order.

TBH I think both parties want to legalize it federally but the only way that is legally viable is to just make it very clear to state governments that they don't care if the state wants to legalize and tax it.

Ralph had one of those "weed pens" as he called it, which is usually Delta-8 THC, less than .3 % THC. They're so low grade that they actually are legal nationwide (for the time being) as under some technicality, they do not qualify as a controlled substance. There are higher grade pens that are Delta-9, but if its the same one Gunt stole from the ex-groyper, I'm betting its probably the legal skirting Delta-8.

 

[maize]

Ralph had one of those "weed pens" as he called it, which is usually Delta-8 THC, less than .3 % THC. They're so low grade that they actually are legal nationwide (for the time being) as under some technicality, they do not qualify as a controlled substance. There are higher grade pens that are Delta-9, but if its the same one Gunt stole from the ex-groyper, I'm betting its probably the legal skirting Delta-8.

"Weed pens" (vapes) with regular (delta-9) THC can be bought at any dispensary where weed is legal, and we know that Gunt goes to those. Delta-8 THC is a fairly new thing in comparison; I don't see why we'd assume it was in the "pen."

 

[Punished Brent]

I love that video of ralph walking down the street talking about his trolls, very chris-like
Also the police officer asked him about the revenge porn conviction.
All in all I laughed alot

 

[Wormy]

Watched the Sunrise recap of this. Man, the chat messages, they were so butthurt about KF it can't be soothed with a palette of cream and people screaming for Flamenco's arrest.

 

[WutangLee]

Watched the Sunrise recap of this. Man, the chat messages, they were so butthurt about KF it can't be soothed with a palette of cream and people screaming for Flamenco's arrest.

I'm wondering which one is gonna get the restraining order first.

 

[Chiridion]

Ralph is really eating Mundane Matt's lunch: he's a fatter flaggot than Jarbo ever was, and he's even blaming the cops getting called on him on some dude he's beefing with and snitching on them (like when Jarbo blamed Keemstar for his swatting).

For a wigger, he should know the first rule of the ghetto: snitches get stitches

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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The many expressions of the RalphaMale.

His eyes are way too symmetrical here. Here’s some inspo for ya:

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

My schizo theory on the Ralph/Corinne Fed adventure at this event: Someone put in a call about Ralph and co. being active threats, they found and took Ralph aside first to ask him a couple questions, one of those questions was along the lines of "Can you give us any names/point us towards anyone else?" and he responded in Ralphamale Memphis wigger fashion by saying "whai yes massa, ah cahn give you lottsa names massa, do yehw have ah pen ahn paypur?" and he then proceeded to throw absolutely anyone and everyone he could think of under the bus like a cowardly little squealing oinker in the hopes of extricating himself from the whole situation ASAP.