Artcow Ralph Lee "Rick" Wagner III - "Lyric Poet", Racist, Homophobe, Autistic Boomhauer Impersonator

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Oh my fucking god, please tell me this is real. I want this to be real so bad.

here's more proof that he is out of his mind
http://rlwagner.com/image.php?image=GIBSON.JPG

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According to Rick's website, he has sold over half a million poems in 48 states, 10 countries, and in four languages. Then again on the same page he also pulls a redpill and insults women in the same opening paragraph so make of that what you will.

For the sake of amusement, let's assume that Rick has sold over half a million poems at his steep price of $25. This factors out to $12.5M. Call me crazy, but I don't think Rick is making eight figures on his Google Translate love poems.


Rick also apparently has a :tugboat: as he has a placeholder page for a poem he is threatening to write if Obama takes away any more of his Social Security payments. Why is he getting SSI though, if he's a millionaire 500,000 copy selling poet? Is it because, call me crazy here, Rick is possibly full of shit?!

This combination of stuff is my favourite part about this dude. Bragging about making eight figures while also whining that his social security cheques are getting cut. Because that totally adds up. Great find, this guy seems promising.

On a sidenote, what's with his fixation on aids?
 
This combination of stuff is my favourite part about this dude. Bragging about making eight figures while also whining that his social security cheques are getting cut. Because that totally adds up. Great find, this guy seems promising.

On a sidenote, what's with his fixation on aids?
If you read his work, you'll realize that AIDS is caused by gays, drugs, sex with animals and liberals, which means by extension tumblr as well. With the problems this country has, I am surprised people aren't all fixated on ending the menace.


Bitchita KS said:
2013 UPDATE
When pronouncing Wichita some people feel the W should sound like a B
And considering the number of abortions Dr.Tiller did here it's not hard to see
Why many women from this city chose to let this "Dr." have a "baby Auschwitz" here
Where a at any time and for any reason abortion clinic would have nothing to fear.
But unfortunately he got killed while in a church that chose not to excommunicate
For being abusive (I Corthians 5:11)as those whoe read Greek can clearly state.
And another Wichita woman who chose to give her love to the wrong man
Was Mrs.Dennis Rader wife of the Wichita B.T.K. killer, 10 murders over a 17 year span.
And speaking of crime and growth if you want see what Old Town has now become
When you go there look out for gangs, muggers or people carrying a knife or gun
And to make things worse, Boeing (the highpayer), recently moved out of the city
So with no auto plants, once again the Wichita situation doesn't look so pretty.
 
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Fuck he even has his own "copyright" letters like Chris:
http://rlwagner.com/image.php?image=AIDSCOPYCERT1.JPG
http://rlwagner.com/image.php?image=AIDSCOPYCERT2.JPG

lol he doxed himself: 2323 n woodlawn wichita ks 67220

You forgot that he also listed his apartment number too. APT 106. Here is a google street view of the property:

https://www.google.com/maps/@37.725...4!1sb6f81tSA5P6RfCe-46FRNg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

Also the property was renamed. Most bad apartment complexes now change names and/or ownerships a lot since the creation of Apartment review sites. It is called Brickstone now, but it was previously named Old English Manor. Below are some reviews of the apartment complex. Pretty much this place is Ghetto Fab. Recent bad ratings below:

http://www.apartmentratings.com/ks/wichita/olde-english-manor_316686724667220/?sort=2

my car was stolen from right outside my house and the place always stinks from the neighbouring apartment. Please dont rent here, your better off homeless.

...Your apartment will smell like your neighbors apartment, which in my building meant urine, weed, burnt food and wet dog. My downstairs neighbors at one point set their futon on fire at 3 in the morning, locked the door and drove away...

...And my neighbors look like they just came out of gangsters paradise. I do not feel safe here at all, I moved out to be closer to work and have been living with my sister again! This is NUTS! DO NOT LIVE HERE If you like to be safe!

Within 2 months of living here, the apt was broken into TWICE. And that's not counting car break-ins (including mine)in the parking lot... And after about 8 months here & a new alarm system we installed ourselves, we still manage to get clothes stolen from us when we use the ancient coin-eating washer & dryers in the creepy basement. Our neighbors and staff are shady. Don't be fooled! It's Hell, and I am counting down the days until I can move out. So if you like your plasma tv, laptop, car radio, nice clothes, oh yeah and your SAFETY, then do NOT move here because that's the grand total of things stolen from me at this god-forsaken apt.

Also the balconies may look nice from a distance, but there are a few reviews of them coming apart and people falling through them. Ralph lives in a very dangerous place.

Edit: It looks like those papers were from 1987. Robert may no longer live here. wow he wrote some of this stuff back in the 1980's.
 
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