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Isn't that "love" rose one of those corner store crackpipes that they stuff fake roses in to dodge paraphernalia laws?
Artcow Ralph Lee "Rick" Wagner III - "Lyric Poet", Racist, Homophobe, Autistic Boomhauer Impersonator
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This guy is like the Leonard F. Shaner of poetry
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The cows who compulsively search their names on google are the best cows.
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Some genius suggestions for the 'Lucky Eagle Casino':
I have no idea what he is trying to say with number six, but I think it might have something to do with his fourth suggestion that the casino run busses into Mexico for people to have dental work done.
I haven't read through all his dental tirades yet but I strongly suspect he has a tooth bugging him that he wants fixed on the cheap but is also terrified of going to Mexico to get it done.
Everything I have read so far is just hilarious. It's gold, it's all gold.
I haven't read through all his dental tirades yet but I strongly suspect he has a tooth bugging him that he wants fixed on the cheap but is also terrified of going to Mexico to get it done.
Everything I have read so far is just hilarious. It's gold, it's all gold.
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w-what is thisSome genius suggestions for the 'Lucky Eagle Casino':I have no idea what he is trying to say with number six, but I think it might have something to do with his fourth suggestion that the casino run busses into Mexico for people to have dental work done.
I haven't read through all his dental tirades yet but I strongly suspect he has a tooth bugging him that he wants fixed on the cheap but is also terrified of going to Mexico to get it done.
Everything I have read so far is just hilarious. It's gold, it's all gold.
what the hell am I reading right now
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I love it when lolcows blame Chris when they find themselves here.
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I don't think I've sat here staring at my monitor, hand clasped over my mouth, murmuring "oh dear God no," since the Len Shaner thread. As @Ravenor said, I'm really hoping this thread doesn't get all. . .Shanered. Because it's beautiful. @Super Collie , it's so beautiful. Thank you.
That said, @Gook Choy , @Pocket_Sand! --- you guys gotta see this.
That said, @Gook Choy , @Pocket_Sand! --- you guys gotta see this.
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Oh wow, this guy needs to lay off the Jesus Juice.
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Wait a second. . .I probably should have guessed this guy was really tech-illiterate by the way he understands "hacking," but does he seriously type something out on a computer, print it out, & scan it back in when he wants to post a diatribe on his website?Some genius suggestions for the 'Lucky Eagle Casino':I have no idea what he is trying to say with number six, but I think it might have something to do with his fourth suggestion that the casino run busses into Mexico for people to have dental work done.
I haven't read through all his dental tirades yet but I strongly suspect he has a tooth bugging him that he wants fixed on the cheap but is also terrified of going to Mexico to get it done.
Everything I have read so far is just hilarious. It's gold, it's all gold.
Jesus dick, even Shaner knew how to post an online manifesto without all the extra work. He also knew how to turn off Caps Lock.
& this was a man who shit himself & got banned from every railroad in PA for being a tard.
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He wrote that Aids poem back in 1987. He is nearly 71 years old. Shaner was 20 or 30 years younger...
He is the equivalent of a grandpa becoming a cow on the internet.
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Anyone who shaners this I will halal. We don't need that again.
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To Shaner him, we would all have to ask him for his fax number or request a current address to mail our weening to him.
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"Dear shaner 2.0,
Ur fgt lel.
Regards,
Ween."
Please don't do this guy's. Learn your lesson.
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Considering the way he posts poems, I'm guessing there's a close to 0% chance he's going to be able to get through KF registration successfully in order to rain judgment upon us... though it's even funnier to watch him scan his outrage and post images of it on his site.
This is a beautiful, beautiful find, @Super Collie. Bless you.
This is a beautiful, beautiful find, @Super Collie. Bless you.
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He does exactly that, over and over again. He has bizarre things posted such as his orders of over 75k pieces of parchment paper.
I also don't think he has a three ring style hole puncher and uses a single punch. I believe this because of pages like these where he has seemed to mark where he should put the hole with a little pencil dot. Not sure, but still odd.
After trying to read more of his dental stuff I have a theory. He wants his teeth done on the cheap but is afraid of not only Mexico, but dental work in general.
I think he wants dental work done but is too scared of the dentist so this is his autistic way of finding excuses not to go.
Edit: point 3... he thinks young women staff at dentist offices are 'pimped out'? I don't even want to know anymore.
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I think he got banned from his local dental clinic for perving on the nurses and not paying for stuff they did (which he deemed unnecessary, probably the standard scrape and clean).
And because why not?
And because why not?
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When he mentions his "Washington" character, is he referring to Washington D.C., or George Washington? if it's the former case, why won't he use "Uncle Sam" instead? So many questions, so little answers...
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First of all:
A completely unexpected development in Christory coming from an obscure corner of the lolcowverse. Love it.
What puzzles me is the degree of his tech illiteracy -- in light of him having a webpage, a very 90s-looking one with the most simplistic design, though... but it still is remarkable that someone who succeeded in buying webspace and an url address and uploading some html files to it thinks that writing all caps texts, printing them out and then scanning them back and uploading them as .jpgs is the smartest way to post his "prose" (or poetry).
Maybe he thinks that this printing->scanning->jpg method somehow helps protect his original DO NOT STEAL writings against copyright theft?
EDIT.
http://rlwagner.com/image.php?image=LYRICPOETDEG.JPG
In fact, some real world accredited universities offer degrees in creative writing (poetry or prose). I doubt though that these courses include Karoke Business and Defensive Dentistry.
A completely unexpected development in Christory coming from an obscure corner of the lolcowverse. Love it.
What puzzles me is the degree of his tech illiteracy -- in light of him having a webpage, a very 90s-looking one with the most simplistic design, though... but it still is remarkable that someone who succeeded in buying webspace and an url address and uploading some html files to it thinks that writing all caps texts, printing them out and then scanning them back and uploading them as .jpgs is the smartest way to post his "prose" (or poetry).
Maybe he thinks that this printing->scanning->jpg method somehow helps protect his original DO NOT STEAL writings against copyright theft?
EDIT.
http://rlwagner.com/image.php?image=LYRICPOETDEG.JPG
In fact, some real world accredited universities offer degrees in creative writing (poetry or prose). I doubt though that these courses include Karoke Business and Defensive Dentistry.
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This guy reminds me of Dr. Gene Ray (aka the wisest man on earth) because both make bizarre conspiracy theories, have a website for their writings, offer rewards for finding errors, and talk about religion constantly in their writings (although they are almost polar opposites in that example).
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I love it when people lump Chris in with the rest of us. Five seconds of research would show you that he's no different from the other cows featured here (including Mr. Wagner himself), but for some reason a few lolcows have gotten the idea that he's our Supreme Leader just because he's the guy we make fun of the most.