Ralphabankruptcy Arc - "Where'd all the money go?"

[PhoBingas]

He didn't even get the one with actual power? Fucking hell Ralph, you could have gotten a F-150 from the 90s for 5k and be far better off. This thing is worthless.

Yeah, but how much shit do you think Ralph is going to be hauling around? I doubt the fatty could even lift a 20 pound bag of potatoes without throwing his back out or being too winded to move.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Yeah, but how much shit do you think Ralph is going to be hauling around? I doubt the fatty could even lift a 20 pound bag of potatoes without throwing his back out or being too winded to move.

Yes, but that old F-150 would have been built better. Actually, structurally speaking. His Nissan is a shit box

 

[PhoBingas]

Yes, but that old F-150 would have been built better. Actually, structurally speaking. His Nissan is a shit box

Yeah, but this is Ralph we're talking about. Ralph would rather drive something flashy, even if it's a giant piece of shit because all he cares about is how he looks to people he's trying to grift donos off.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Yeah, but this is Ralph we're talking about. Ralph would rather drive something flashy, even if it's a giant piece of shit because all he cares about is how he looks to people he's trying to grift donos off.

Yes, but... a Nissan? Could have bought a Ford or Toyota if you're going into debt.

 

[Spudnik]

Yes, but... a Nissan? Could have bought a Ford or Toyota if you're going into debt.

Not with his credit score, you aren't

 

[FamicomGorby]

Yes, but... a Nissan? Could have bought a Ford or Toyota if you're going into debt.

Nissan is pretty infamous for subprime lending, along with Dodge. Which is why if you go into the socioeconomically challenged area, around the MLK BLVD, of any American city 90% of the cars you'll see will be Versas and Chargers.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

He should have just settled for an early 80's F-150 with an inline 6 and 5 speed manual, lol.

The Ford 300 cubic inch straight 6 is probably the most indestructible engine ever offered to the public. I still have an F-250 with one, but like most Ford 6 cylinder models, it came with a manual 3 speed (3 on-the-tree).

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

The Ford 300 cubic inch straight 6 is probably the most indestructible engine ever offered to the public. I still have an F-250 with one, but like most Ford 6 cylinder models, it came with a manual 3 speed (3 on-the-tree).

"MFW da a-logs talk about engines, manual transmissions, testosterone, lifting weights, playing sports, mowing the lawn, having a credit score, being a father, holding a job, loving their mother..."

Ralph has no idea wtf you just said here. It might as well be Egyptian Hieroglyphics. Ralph basically found the only place in town that would finance him a red truck, and he had to take it at a criminal interest rate because he's a bum.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Nissan is pretty infamous for subprime lending, along with Dodge. Which is why if you go into the socioeconomically challenged area, around the MLK BLVD, of any American city 90% of the cars you'll see will be Versas and Chargers.

Big Altima Energy is a real phenomenon for a reason

 

[You're MDNWU]

Big Altima Energy is a real phenomenon for a reason

When the Buy Here Pay Here's stopped carrying the early GM 3.8 cars, the ghetto transitioned to Altimas and Chargers, which are far less reliable.

Also can't forget the extremely retarded ones will buy beat to shit 7 series', donk it, and be amazed when they realized they can't afford to fix anything on it.

 

[AltisticRight]

"MFW da a-logs talk about engines, manual transmissions, testosterone, lifting weights, playing sports, mowing the lawn, having a credit score, being a father, holding a job, loving their mother..."
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Ralph has no idea wtf you just said here. It might as well be Egyptian Hieroglyphics. Ralph basically found the only place in town that would finance him a red truck, and he had to take it at a criminal interest rate because he's a bum.

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Grug has big gunt

 

[AncientPhosphur]

That's why Ethan Ralph should ride a motorcycle in South Africa with Johnny Rebel songs on full blast. The Africans are HUGE FANS of the Killstream.

Imagine all that loose skin of his creating drag

Nissan is pretty infamous for subprime lending, along with Dodge. Which is why if you go into the socioeconomically challenged area, around the MLK BLVD, of any American city 90% of the cars you'll see will be Versas and Chargers.

As a matta of fact blacks managed to make it big during the pandemic by scamming PPP loans creating black owned businesses with one person and getting the max loans and later had the government forgive that loan

I’m surprised Ralph being spiritually black didn’t pull the same thing using The Killstream LLC as a business and finally getting that life changing $20k he always wanted.

 

[sallowhal]

Nissan is pretty infamous for subprime lending, along with Dodge. Which is why if you go into the socioeconomically challenged area, around the MLK BLVD, of any American city 90% of the cars you'll see will be Versas and Chargers.

same reason you see a ton of dodge chargers driven around on military bases and towns. they'll sell one to any dumb teenager who has a paycheck. i had one guy buy one and it sat under a sheet in the barracks parking lot because he couldn't afford the payment plus insurance.

 

[Twinkletard]

If he committed suicide right now, I'd completely understand.

Pretty sad, Ethan. There's really nothing left to look forward to. Also, fuck Dick Masterson for encouraging this.

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

That's why Ethan Ralph should ride a motorcycle in South Africa with Johnny Rebel songs on full blast. The Africans are HUGE FANS of the Killstream.

"up and down the street there ain't nothing but trash,
nigger girls tryin' to get a nigger boys cash,
then you even see a spook with a big moustache, in Coon Town."

https://archive.org/details/johnny-rebel-full-compilation/Coon+Hunters+-+We+Don't+Want+Niggers+(In+Our+Schools).mp3

 

[Near]

If he committed suicide right now, I'd completely understand.

Maybe as his last act of cope he'll be the first person to directly say Kiwifarms killed him.
But let's be honest. It would be because Jim refused to be his dad.

 

[Telemeter]

If he committed suicide right now, I'd completely understand.

Pretty sad, Ethan. There's really nothing left to look forward to. Also, fuck Dick Masterson for encouraging this.

"up and down the street there ain't nothing but trash,
nigger girls tryin' to get a nigger boys cash,
then you even see a spook with a big moustache, in Coon Town."

https://archive.org/details/johnny-rebel-full-compilation/Coon+Hunters+-+We+Don't+Want+Niggers+(In+Our+Schools).mp3

Maybe as his last act of cope he'll be the first person to directly say Kiwifarms killed him.
But let's be honest. It would be because Jim refused to be his dad.

Stop saying he is going to an hero, he isn't.

Ralph has the brain of a black woman, and so, like women do, if they continuously suicide bait for attention then they will not actually commit suicide. And if they happen to be the one out of a million suicide baiting bitches to actually attempt it, it will be completely half-assed, cause its all just attention whoring.

I'm also convinced Ralph is afraid of dying, he's too cowardly, lazy, and hedonistic to seriously consider it.

I'm of the opinion that he will just have a fatal accident some day, cause he also drivers like a woman, or OD by accident or something. No one will claim his body, so it will be disposed of along with all the John Does, and all we will know is that he just stopped streaming.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

At this point in his spiral he has been wrung for all his milk. He really puts the pit in self-pity. Problem with that thinking is the complete lack of self-awareness.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Stop saying he is going to an hero, he isn't.

Ralph has the brain of a black woman, and so, like women do, if they continuously suicide bait for attention then they will not actually commit suicide. And if they happen to be the one out of a million suicide baiting bitches to actually attempt it, it will be completely half-assed, cause its all just attention whoring.

I'm also convinced Ralph is afraid of dying, he's too cowardly, lazy, and hedonistic to seriously consider it.

I'm of the opinion that he will just have a fatal accident some day, cause he also drivers like a woman, or OD by accident or something. No one will claim his body, so it will be disposed of along with all the John Does, and all we will know is that he just stopped streaming.

If Ralph was ever going to off himself, it would have been after Mantsu absconded and right before Fuentes banned him from the Nazi Rally in Florida. But our piggy pulled himself together enough to find his passport, scam the plane ticket from his paypigs, drive to the airport without getting arrested, bring enough Xanax for a few days, fly without getting removed from the plane (again), and get served more papers in the airport before doing whatever stupid stunt he filmed in the parking lot.
He won’t have a long life but it won’t end by his own hand.

 

[SargonF00t]

If Ralph was ever going to off himself, it would have been after Mantsu absconded and right before Fuentes banned him from the Nazi Rally in Florida. But our piggy pulled himself together enough to find his passport, scam the plane ticket from his paypigs, drive to the airport without getting arrested, bring enough Xanax for a few days, fly without getting removed from the plane (again), and get served more papers in the airport before doing whatever stupid stunt he filmed in the parking lot.
He won’t have a long life but it won’t end by his own hand.
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What does he do when he can't pay his rent?