Ralphabankruptcy Arc - "Where'd all the money go?"

[Nate Higgers]

Wonder how much he's in debt to drug dealers?

THE CARTELS ARE AN IMPERIAL MYTH, BIIIISH! EVEN IF THEY WERE REAL, THE RALPHAMALE DONT SKEER!!

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

The only worthwhile thing on that Gay Red Nissan Truck is the V8. Everything else is scrap metal. He should have gone for a old truck that came with a V8 ( probably more reliable too), and buy it out right for like 5k if he was dead set on a truck that's going to drink gas like water, which no doubt has contributed to his financial woes.

Thing is, Ralph doesn’t have a Nissan Titan which has a V8 engine in it; he has the Nissan Frontier which comes with the V6 engine

 

[WelperHelper99]

Thing is, Ralph doesn’t have a Nissan Titan which has a V8 engine in it; he has the Nissan Frontier which comes with the V6 engine

He didn't even get the one with actual power? Fucking hell Ralph, you could have gotten a F-150 from the 90s for 5k and be far better off. This thing is worthless.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I wonder how much debt May is going to get saddled with when they get around to dividing assets in the divorce.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Ralph spent 1k on new clothes for the Nazi Dinner he Rage Drove to Florida in the Nissan shitbox, while Mantsu had to wear a cheap whore dress 8 months pregnant. There was a receipt posted at the time.
Ralph spends credit on disposable items for himself only bish.

 

[AltisticRight]

It would be funny if the state forced him to appraise peepaw's wigger bling. My guess is $150 tops.

 

[FiveStarAce]

This train wreck isn't just going in slow motion, it's in one of these hyper detailed 4k fps super slow motions and it feels like it will take another 10 years for ralph to truly hit Rock bottom.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Declaring bankruptcy isn’t the end many think it is.

For "I'm rich! I got like $70k in the bank" it is. "Where'd the money go Ralph" sent him into a piss bottle spilling domestic violence incident that tanked his marriage.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Wonder how much he's in debt to drug dealers?

Jokes on you alog his drugs are all dubiously prescribed in Mexico another Ralphamale win!

For "I'm rich! I got like $70k in the bank" it is. "Where'd the money go Ralph" sent him into a piss bottle spilling domestic violence incident that tanked his marriage.

To be fair that Xanax zombie violence could’ve been triggered by anything

I more or less look forward to Ralph becoming more greasier and dirty as he’s no longer able to afford new clothes because he’s such white trash he doesn’t wash his clothing or use bedsheets. Remember how grease stained the shit he left as Harry’s place was? Bonus as he looks more like a sagging testicle as he further loses weight because he can’t afford torta binges.

 

[WelperHelper99]

It would be funny if the state forced him to appraise peepaw's wigger bling. My guess is $150 tops.

It would depend on the gold and it's purity tbh. The price of gold is pretty high rn. Doesn't matter if they cheaped out and alloyed it with something else to lower the cost.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It would be funny if the state forced him to appraise peepaw's wigger bling. My guess is $150 tops.

I hope so. The amount of seething will be legendary.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

This train wreck isn't just going in slow motion, it's in one of these hyper detailed 4k fps super slow motions and it feels like it will take another 10 years for ralph to truly hit Rock bottom.

It's the fact Ralph is generating L's with such energy the kino is dilating time.

 

[Disco Inferno]

He should move out of his shack, sleep in his truck, and stream using his phone.
I'm half joking. He could save several hundred dollars a month and he can stream himself drunk driving in cartel territory.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

We got a thread dedicated to the ring on the board, but I'm at work and can't search it now. Kino casino did an episode on it and they were finding it on sites for like 200-300 bucks if I remember right.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

We got a thread dedicated to the ring on the board, but I'm at work and can't search it now. Kino casino did an episode on it and they were finding it on sites for like 200-300 bucks if I remember right.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-ralpharing.117648/
Depending on gold price anywhere from 80-300 is right. The ring is hallowed out, a very common technique used for cheap jewelry so that it looks big, but uses far less gold. You can see this in the video Ralph posted, lol. A 30k ring would not be hallowed out.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-ralpharing.117648/
Depending on gold price anywhere from 80-300 is right. The ring is hallowed out, a very common technique used for cheap jewelry so that it looks big, but uses far less gold. You can see this in the video Ralph posted, lol. A 30k ring would not be hallowed out.
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That nickel core can't possibly help the value. It's so cheaply plated the gold is flaking off along with the combination of constant wear and applications of gunt grease. Not good signs for the ring his daddy gave him.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

At this point I bet an alog could auction off Paw Paw's ring for 10 times what it's worth. I've seen people drop 200 bucks on a lot less.

Edit: How was that even a sentence before? lol

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Once again, Ralph completely scoffed at an opportunity to be endearing and genuine.

He could have gotten the ring, showed it off to chat, and said: "This is my grandfather's ring. Its very old fashioned, its probably not worth much, but it belonged to my grandfather so that makes it priceless to me".

Instead he went with: "Look at all this gold and these diamonds, its worth a million billion dollars I'm rich you niggers".

 

[Elmo]

Once again, Ralph completely scoffed at an opportunity to be endearing and genuine.

He could have gotten the ring, showed it off to chat, and said: "This is my grandfather's ring. Its very old fashioned, its probably not worth much, but it belonged to my grandfather so that makes it priceless to me".

Instead he went with: "Look at all this gold and these diamonds, its worth a million billion dollars I'm rich you niggers".

It's why karmic justice found it fitting to make him allergic to cheap metals.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Once again, Ralph completely scoffed at an opportunity to be endearing and genuine.

He could have gotten the ring, showed it off to chat, and said: "This is my grandfather's ring. Its very old fashioned, its probably not worth much, but it belonged to my grandfather so that makes it priceless to me".

Instead he went with: "Look at all this gold and these diamonds, it’s worth a million billion dollars I'm rich you niggers".

It would never occur to Ralph to say this. The only reason he got excited about this ugly ring is because he thought this was some rich man’s fancy ring.

He would have never mentioned, or worn, a brass or silver ring passed down from his great-great-great grandfather. But a cheap, showy pawn store bling ring from the 1970’s is in line with ralphamale taste.