Ralph's Fortieth Birthday Thread - Where did the time go?

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GaryGray

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Featured on Sep 20, 2025 by Null: Ethan Ralph has turned 40. Since he's alone in Mexico, please send him your warmest birthday regards.
In a few hours it will be the start of Ralph's fortieth Birthday. This thread is to wish him a happy Birthday and discuss what he has accomplished in his time on this pale blue dot. Ralph is the first time I have ever witnessed an /x/ phenomena happen in real time courtesy of the medallion. It is honestly amazing that he can still survive streaming to 150 viewers or less.
Happy Birthday @theralph may today be filled with much self reflection.
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For those looking to go down memory lane
The Ralph OP rewrite 2025
Gunt Chronology 2 written in 2023
Gunt Chronology written in 2020
Ralph's history with the forum
Lost media playlist of shows from 2014-2020 (Rumble playlist link)
 
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At one point Ralph said if he was ever streaming to Tonka numbers (~500 people at the time) he'd just hang it up and get a real job. It's genuinely impressive that he's still holding on.
 
GaryGray said:
In a few hours it will be the start of Ralph's fortieth Birthday. This thread is to wish him a happy Birthday and discuss what he has accomplished in his time on this pale blue dot. Ralph is the first time I have ever witnessed an /x/ phenomena happen in real time courtesy of the medallion. It is honestly amazing that he can still survive streaming to 150 viewers or less.
Happy Birthday @theralph may today be filled with much self reflection.
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I guess now is the perfect time to remember how crazy it was that at one point in history all of the guys in this picture were YouTube famous. They had thousands of viewers, while today one of them is dead, and the others are banned from YouTube and streaming on alt-tech sites to very few viewers, I guess. Andy Warski is the exception if you count the Kino Casino, but my point stands: these guys used to rule the world; now the world has forgotten them.
 
Bonzi Baptist said:
I guess now is the perfect time to remember how crazy it was that at one point in history all of the guys in this picture were YouTube famous. They had thousands of viewers, while today one of them is dead, and the others are banned from YouTube and streaming on alt-tech sites to very few viewers, I guess. Andy Warski is the exception if you count the Kino Casino, but my point stands: these guys used to rule the world; now the world has forgotten them.
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Look upon my works ye mighty and despair!
 
Why not post Ralph media you enjoy since he's not doing anything anymore?
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Here's the rest of them that I made back on the Crystal Golem Account.
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The May video was my favorite and what got me reading the old ralph thread from the beginning. It was a trip. The only reason I made this account was because people kept linking to parts of the site that were user only.

I really miss old fat Ralph.
 
Can someone post the freebird “my arrival is imminent gator haha” clip of Ralph that’s my favorite :)


Happy birthday Ralph! Enjoy some of the finest Mexican Xanax to mark the joyous occasion, you’re officially over the hill now. Death is coming sooner rather than later, at least you have two white children!
 
Mock him not! As he embraces with his wife and child in the house he paid for through the fruits of his labor, with joyish singing among friends and colleagues. It’s been 40’yeara and just look at what he has accomplished!

But…for your entertainment and yours alone he shall pretend to be a tax and law evading manchild hiding out in the dumps in Mexico streaming on his birthday to hustle enough money to pay a senorita for a night.

The joke is on you if you think a grown man would actually really live like this and brag about it.
 
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