Ralph's Height

[Gilbert Grape]

In last night's Killstream, Ralph stated that he is about 5'9 with some sound logic to go with it using comparative heights with his peers.

Ralph vs Digi saga...Ralph Explains his Side of this nonesense

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I believe Ralph. Can anyone prove me wrong? There's been a lot of talk and memes with you lot, but do you have any undeniable proof to settle it once and for all?

 

[RichardRApe]

I believe Ralph. Can anyone prove me wrong?

Digitroon's boyfriend Byrd is 5'9 and he was head and shoulders towering over him. Ethan Ralph is 5'1 no matter how much he gas lights you.

 

[Gilbert Grape]

Digitroon's boyfriend Byrd is 5'9 and he was head and shoulders towering over him. Ethan Ralph is 5'1 no matter how much he gas lights you.

Byrd looks to be way past 6 foot. You can tell with the size of his limbs relative to torso or head. He looks like he has whatever Lincoln and Phelps had.

what's your source on Byrd's height?

 

[RichardRApe]

Byrd looks to be way past 6 foot. You can tell with the size of his limbs relative to torso or head. He looks like he has whatever Lincoln and Phelps had.

Ethan Ralph is 5'1, sorry bud. Never meet your heroes.

Edit: I bet Dick Molesterpedo is 7'1 to be literally 1 and a half foot taller than Ralph.

 

[Keranu]

No.

Nick Fuentes is like 5'8". At the very most 5"9". But very possibly 5'7".

Ralph is noticably shorter than Fuentes. In the AFPAC photo, Ralph seems closer in height to Michelle Malkin even.

Riley seemed maybe an inch shorter than Ralph. But also note that Ralph was wearing flip flops and Riley was hunched down in a fighting position.

Not to mention a kiwi once calculated Ralph's height using a vape for reference. I think he was determined to be around 5'5".

On top of all that, Ralph admitted the other day that he used to lie and say he was 5'10". For that and a plethora of other reasons, his testimony is about as reliable as a 2012 Dodge Dart.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

I guess you could use the Knoxville picture with CRP as a scale? This is if you take Dax at his word.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/8rehyl/how_tall_is_dick/

Dax says he's an even 6 feet tall.

 

[Gilbert Grape]

He said he added an inch to make it 5'10. Lots of cope but no proof.

 

[Keranu]

He said he added an inch to make it 5'10. Lots of cope but no proof.

I have to trust the Laudan County police stating on official documents that Ralph is five foot, one inch tall.

 

[byuu]

He's 5'9 if Ralph lies on his back and you measure the height of his protruding gunt.

 

[ClipBitch]

The average door height in america is 4'1.

As you can see in this image, with him nearly at the top of the door even while hunched over, this would put him squarely around 3'6.

 

[Randy Lahey]

He’s 6’4 if he’s on his back because of the gunt. 4’11 if standing up.

 

[Fslur]

@aediot you met him irl how tall would you estimate Ralph to be?

Ok going back to a 2016 post made by Ralph, he said in jail they confirmed he was 5’8

Fast-forward to this 2018 post Ralph says he is 5’10 and provides a receipt

 

[Pale Empress]

If Ethan is shorter than Fuentes, then he is fucking teensy-weensy.






(Edit: allegedly Alex is 5'10, and my first cap is from some anglo scum, but I've got to press X and say Alex Jones is optimistically 5'8 at best given the footage I've seen of him).

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

If Ethan is shorter than Fuentes, then he is fucking teensy-weensy.

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That's a different Alex Jones, Nick's Alex Jones is around 5'9

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

That's a different Alex Jones, Nick's Alex Jones is around 5'9

Plus Fuentes' pompadour adds like 1-1.5 inches in this case.

 

[Earthworm Foucault]

I actually have a friend who met Ralph at CPAC who is about 5'7 and from pics you can see they are of comparable height, if Ethan says he's 5'8 I'd say that's probably not too far off. I imagine he looks wayyy shorter because of 1. his really fucked up body fat distribution and body proportions (those T-rex arms and boulder head specifically) that makes him look like a giant toddler, and 2. I bet that dude has fucking horrible posture from sitting down all day.

 

[Fslur]

I actually have a friend who met Ralph at CPAC who is about 5'7 and from pics you can see they are of comparable height, if Ethan says he's 5'8 I'd say that's probably not too far off. I imagine he looks wayyy shorter because of 1. his really fucked up body fat distribution and body proportions (those T-rex arms and boulder head specifically) that makes him look like a giant toddler, and 2. I bet that dude has fucking horrible posture from sitting down all day.

Kearsten (pinecone) chick said Andy was 5’7/5’8 there is no way Ralph is close to that

 

[Keranu]

Ethan Ralph is 5'1, sorry bud. Never meet your heroes.
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Edit: I bet Dick Molesterpedo is 7'1 to be literally 1 and a half foot taller than Ralph.

Oh take a look at this sweet moment of history. 2018, the year Ralph still currently lives in. It's Knoxville, he's with his recently adoptive father Daddy Dax Herrera, and his dear friends Andy Warski and Coach Red Pill -- surely people he would never have a falling out with.

Look at the ecstatic joy on his face. Life couldn't possibly be any grander. Let us embrace this moment on the Killstream time and time again, night after night. Can you remember Knoxville, Andy?

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Kearsten (pinecone) chick said Andy was 5’7/5’8 there is no way Ralph is close to that View attachment 2041970

I miss this look for Warski because he looks like a mini-Atilla.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Getting flashbacks:

https://youtu.be/uCndAq7izsc