E
EH 110
Guest
kiwifarms.net
Random Amberlynn Updates
- Thread starter C3PBRO
- Start date
- Status
Malibougie
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jan 16, 2017
Do she and Becky share a bed? I guess it never occurred to me until now that they might not fit unless they have a King.
- Joined
- Mar 22, 2017
I reckon she doesn't wash her blankets, just buys new ones. All the blankets she has now, she's had less than a year. Didn't she get all those after Destiny because she wanted to start fresh? And those furry blankets do not look the same after being washed, they turn to trash.
- Joined
- Nov 15, 2014
ShamuLynn IS the bed.
Malibougie
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jan 16, 2017
since she lived with Krystle she had been using her bare mattress as a bottom sheet. I am impressed to see one on there even if she doesn’t wash it tbh.
- Joined
- Jun 12, 2017
This actually shocked me. I know Hamber is lazy. I know doing basic tasks like changing your sheets or cleaning your asscrack are difficult for her due to her enormous mass. I never, however, thought anyone could be lazy enough to not change/wash their bedding(
).How can you sleep in a filthy bed comfortably when you have the time and the option to have a clean bed? Fucking hell.
- Joined
- Apr 12, 2017
What are those brown half moon spots on the pillows where her head would go? How does that even happen? She doesn't dye her hair or anything.....
stronkwonk
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Apr 18, 2017
What are those brown half moon spots on the pillows where her head would go? How does that even happen? She doesn't dye her hair or anything.....
I'd hazard a guess at grease and dander and such.
FeedMeLobsterNow
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jun 10, 2016
She has said she has dyed her hair (wasn't clear if it was only once or is an ongoing thing) and that is why she can't donate it because it is/was not virgin hair. But your hair dye isn't supposed to get all over your pillow......at least if it's dry.What are those brown half moon spots on the pillows where her head would go? How does that even happen? She doesn't dye her hair or anything.....
- Joined
- Apr 12, 2017
Yeah I know, I just imagined Amber being one of those girls to dye it at home and not rinse it out completely then go to bed with it wet...but she doesn't currently dye it so that's not even a possibility. It must be grease/oil/whatever
She has said she bleached it a few times and that's why she can't donate it, never saw pics tho
Ambaby
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Dec 17, 2016
Yeah I know, I just imagined Amber being one of those girls to dye it at home and not rinse it out completely then go to bed with it wet...but she doesn't currently dye it so that's not even a possibility. It must be grease/oil/whatever
She has said she bleached it a few times and that's why she can't donate it, never saw pics tho
Pretty sure she was just trying to sound "normal" and like her tween friends when she mentioned having dyed her hair. She's been on YT for three years and never has such a thing occurred.
- Joined
- Oct 27, 2016
A single sped asks for a magazine flipping ASMR and she shits it out for them, a thousand million commenters ask for "what I ate today" videos and she still feels the need to conduct a poll on the matter.
Octomet
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Mar 28, 2017
These are Krystle era and appears to be the last notable dye job. Though I really don't know for sure.
Attachments
Ambaby
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Dec 17, 2016
It does look like it. It actually looks much better darker.
E
EH 110
Guest
kiwifarms.net
She even had the ugly Krystle bangs back then. Too bad Krystle didn't grow hers out.
- Joined
- Jun 12, 2017
Do we even know if anyone asked for the magazine flipping video? Who the fuck would ask for that? I can hear that at any non-pediatrician doctor's waiting room and it's much less grating to my ears.A single sped asks for a magazine flipping ASMR and she shits it out for them, a thousand million commenters ask for "what I ate today" videos and she still feels the need to conduct a poll on the matter.
Hamber says she isn't phased by being called fat and gross, but she stalls and stalls to upload a video of what she eats in a day because even when she lies about her caloric intake, it's still indulgent. Plus, we all know she's showing the smaller portions and/or the "healthier" foods she's ea-uhn that day. Homegirl didn't make it to 500 lbs by just eating too large quantities of rice and salt with the occasional piece of lettuce thrown in, though it didn't help.
Hamber doesn't want people picking apart her choices; she's too cowardly and insecure to be honest about her consumption.
Malibougie
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jan 16, 2017
Amberlynn needs to have an Eminem rap battle moment where she says/shows it all before anyone has a chance to at this point...which just means being honest.
“So what I did eat 4 #1’s at McDonald’s today and I hate myself for it. I didn’t call the vet to get Rarity fixed because I just don’t want to and that is my choice not yours. I did pay for Becky’s car but not for love, but because I pay her to be my beard because I am A sexual and I am only slightly sexually aroused by wax warmers and I feel like I need to put up a front so that I can hide it.”
Shit like that
“So what I did eat 4 #1’s at McDonald’s today and I hate myself for it. I didn’t call the vet to get Rarity fixed because I just don’t want to and that is my choice not yours. I did pay for Becky’s car but not for love, but because I pay her to be my beard because I am A sexual and I am only slightly sexually aroused by wax warmers and I feel like I need to put up a front so that I can hide it.”
Shit like that
- Joined
- Oct 27, 2016
There was a tard responding to every single comment like yours in that video with some variant of "I asked for it kk byeeeeeeeee." The account was made in 2010 so I don't think it's a sock.
- Joined
- Apr 12, 2017
She's said she has dyed her hair black quite a few times, I don't believe she bleached it though. I feel dumb for even doubting she bleached because it's so menial but there are no pics and that's always the excuse she uses for not donating her hair. I'm pretty sure she was done dying it by the time she started YouTube though.
Ambaby
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Dec 17, 2016
Plus, her hair is double the length since these pics (it appears) so she would still have the 10 inches of virgin growth.
- Status