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How does she not give herself a heat stroke with all those blankets?
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I reckon she doesn't wash her blankets, just buys new ones. All the blankets she has now, she's had less than a year. Didn't she get all those after Destiny because she wanted to start fresh? And those furry blankets do not look the same after being washed, they turn to trash.
 
I reckon she doesn't wash her blankets, just buys new ones. All the blankets she has now, she's had less than a year. Didn't she get all those after Destiny because she wanted to start fresh? And those furry blankets do not look the same after being washed, they turn to trash.
This actually shocked me. I know Hamber is lazy. I know doing basic tasks like changing your sheets or cleaning your asscrack are difficult for her due to her enormous mass. I never, however, thought anyone could be lazy enough to not change/wash their bedding(:optimistic:).

How can you sleep in a filthy bed comfortably when you have the time and the option to have a clean bed? Fucking hell.
 
What are those brown half moon spots on the pillows where her head would go? How does that even happen? She doesn't dye her hair or anything..... (:_(
She has said she has dyed her hair (wasn't clear if it was only once or is an ongoing thing) and that is why she can't donate it because it is/was not virgin hair. But your hair dye isn't supposed to get all over your pillow......at least if it's dry.
 
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She has said she has dyed her hair (wasn't clear if it was only once or is an ongoing thing) and that is why she can't donate it because it is/was not virgin hair. But your hair dye isn't supposed to get all over your pillow......at least if it's dry.

Yeah I know, I just imagined Amber being one of those girls to dye it at home and not rinse it out completely then go to bed with it wet...but she doesn't currently dye it so that's not even a possibility. It must be grease/oil/whatever :roll:

She has said she bleached it a few times and that's why she can't donate it, never saw pics tho
 
Yeah I know, I just imagined Amber being one of those girls to dye it at home and not rinse it out completely then go to bed with it wet...but she doesn't currently dye it so that's not even a possibility. It must be grease/oil/whatever :roll:

She has said she bleached it a few times and that's why she can't donate it, never saw pics tho

Pretty sure she was just trying to sound "normal" and like her tween friends when she mentioned having dyed her hair. She's been on YT for three years and never has such a thing occurred.
 
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A single sped asks for a magazine flipping ASMR and she shits it out for them, a thousand million commenters ask for "what I ate today" videos and she still feels the need to conduct a poll on the matter.
 
Pretty sure she was just trying to sound "normal" and like her tween friends when she mentioned having dyed her hair. She's been on YT for three years and never has such a thing occurred.
These are Krystle era and appears to be the last notable dye job. Though I really don't know for sure.
 

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A single sped asks for a magazine flipping ASMR and she shits it out for them, a thousand million commenters ask for "what I ate today" videos and she still feels the need to conduct a poll on the matter.
Do we even know if anyone asked for the magazine flipping video? Who the fuck would ask for that? I can hear that at any non-pediatrician doctor's waiting room and it's much less grating to my ears.

Hamber says she isn't phased by being called fat and gross, but she stalls and stalls to upload a video of what she eats in a day because even when she lies about her caloric intake, it's still indulgent. Plus, we all know she's showing the smaller portions and/or the "healthier" foods she's ea-uhn that day. Homegirl didn't make it to 500 lbs by just eating too large quantities of rice and salt with the occasional piece of lettuce thrown in, though it didn't help.

Hamber doesn't want people picking apart her choices; she's too cowardly and insecure to be honest about her consumption.
 
Amberlynn needs to have an Eminem rap battle moment where she says/shows it all before anyone has a chance to at this point...which just means being honest.

“So what I did eat 4 #1’s at McDonald’s today and I hate myself for it. I didn’t call the vet to get Rarity fixed because I just don’t want to and that is my choice not yours. I did pay for Becky’s car but not for love, but because I pay her to be my beard because I am A sexual and I am only slightly sexually aroused by wax warmers and I feel like I need to put up a front so that I can hide it.”

Shit like that
 
These are Krystle era and appears to be the last notable dye job. Though I really don't know for sure.

She's said she has dyed her hair black quite a few times, I don't believe she bleached it though. I feel dumb for even doubting she bleached because it's so menial but there are no pics and that's always the excuse she uses for not donating her hair. I'm pretty sure she was done dying it by the time she started YouTube though.
 
She's said she has dyed her hair black quite a few times, I don't believe she bleached it though. I feel dumb for even doubting she bleached because it's so menial but there are no pics and that's always the excuse she uses for not donating her hair. I'm pretty sure she was done dying it by the time she started YouTube though.

Plus, her hair is double the length since these pics (it appears) so she would still have the 10 inches of virgin growth.
 
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