Containment Random Chris Updates

[Donatien Argez]

"Power Level: Beta"?

Oh, the irony...!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Chris creates new autism papers as a money making scam, how lovely.

 

[CWCchange]

It's amazing that Chris is actually doing some cooking in the first place.

Maybe he'll set his house on fire again.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Maybe he'll set his house on fire again.

It won't be lucrative this time around, so I seriously doubt it.

 

[Zorceror44]

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I'm not surprised that Chris is a mutant. Motherfucker has two different colored eyes. That must at least warrant an invitation from Xavier's School For Gifted Youngsters.

 

[Hyperion]

I'm not surprised that Chris is a mutant. Motherfucker has two different colored eyes. That must at least warrant an invitation from Xavier's School For Gifted Youngsters.

Not to mention that his eyes seem to work independently of each other. Always the sign of a healthy brain.

 

[Jack Awful]

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"power: super speed"

 

[Tubular Monkey]

There needs to be a nostalgia rating. I miss that tubby little guy.

 

[Dovahshit]

Christopher Christian "Christine" Ricardo kaka apple crisp Weston Chandler. I wonder how he would fare in Marine Corp Basic Training.

he would probably whine about how hard it is and freaking out the others by showing his "womanly parts"

 

[Lipitor]

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The only super speed chris exhibits is spending his tugboat on toys every month.

 

[ES 148]

Chris was in a library?

 

[Slowinthemind]

Chris was in a library?

How else could he prove how intelligent he is?

 

[ES 148]

How else could he prove how intelligent he is?

Colouring inside the lines?

 

[Silvally]

Chris was in a library?

well he did sweetheart search there a few times

 

[ES 148]

There's a thought. What would Chris do with super speed on his sweetheart search?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris' Real Mutant File:

1. Autism
2. Mentally Exceptional
3. Muscle Wasting Disease
4. As hairy as an Italian
5. Poor Vision
6. Speech Impediments
7. Male Pattern Baldness
8. Delusional Disorder
9. Several Overlapping Personality Disorders
10. Inappropriate Boundaries with Mother, Authorities, and Women
11. Spermatophelia
12. Micro Lady Duck (without the use of female hormones)
13. Fecal Incontinence
14. Two different colored eyes
15. Strange Odor

 

[shecameforcwc]

Chris wishes a merry festivitus

 

[Mark Corrigan]

Chris wishes a merry festivitus

He's updated it since. LOL

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

'Festivus'....... sounds like a horrible disease to me. Just say "Happy holidays and a merry chrismas" just like normal people do.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

"Needlessly Air out their grievances" is a great CWC-ism for "criticize me for my manchild lifestyle, while I shit myself and do nothing."