Containment Random Chris Updates

[Tonberry]

because they all needlessly Air out their grievances. LOL

Chris can't last three days without making a facebook post to air out his grievances about something stupid. But I guess when he does that he considers it absolutely necessary?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris can't last three days without making a facebook post to air out his grievances about something stupid. But I guess when he does that he considers it absolutely necessary?

He really one upped da' trwolls' look at how everyone is striking with guilt over America's least favorite man baby. Why, I was so upset I almost forgot to have a holiday themed iced coffee after finishing up my Christmas shopping.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

This man's lack of self-awareness is truly legendary.

Trolls air out their grievances and have fun all the time UGH I HAVE A COLD FROM DA STRESS send me plastic figures of dragon-horses NOW NOW NOW

Sometimes I forget this is a real dude.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris liked several videos on youtube, but these are the funniest, hands down.
It's ironic that Marvin reminded us of the full story with the binaural beats, which Chris genuinely believed brought him an erupting labia.
The second video is a Christmas carol for Bronies, which was written without satire or irony.

 

[zap2theextreme]

thats a good Seinfeld episode

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

thats a good Seinfeld episode

Well that's the issue here. It's entertainment. However Chris takes it at face value thinking 'Festivus' is commonly used in the real world.

 

[Tonberry]

Chris liked several videos on youtube, but these are the funniest, hands down.

Virtual snake oil that doubles the effect of other brands of snake oil.
You really can't make this shit up.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Virtual snake oil that doubles the effect of other brands of snake oil.
You really can't make this shit up.

Well, if they really worked, they would probably drain his hairline and bank account twice as fast.

 

[Saladin]

Chris liked several videos on youtube, but these are the funniest, hands down.
It's ironic that Marvin reminded us of the full story with the binaural beats, which Chris genuinely believed brought him an erupting labia.
The second video is a Christmas carol for Bronies, which was written without satire or irony.

Those hypnosis videos Chris likes remind me of those emoji spells I saw people "casting" to try and stop Trump from getting elected.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Some random "wisdom" nuggets from our favorite philosopher.

 

[CatParty]

Gay

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Some random "wisdom" nuggets from our favorite philosopher.
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He had more freedom to do what?
Shit himself and not dress in women's clothes without the burden of his father hating him.
Lol, Pearls of Wisdom......More like balls of bullshit.

It's pearls of wisdom not wisdom of pearls; god.......the irony is just amazing.

Chris has no idea how to be passive aggressive and ask for stuff.

 

[unshaven]

"my house is a hoarder mess"

what a pearl of wisdom thanks chris

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Lol just wait until Barb dies.

 

[Bord]

Wisdom 1: Chris can't learn where things are in his own house. Don't clean up though, it is stressful.

Wisdom 2: Chris realizes everyone has domestic chores. I'm so done adulting!

Wisdom 3: Chris cannot escape the stressful reality he refuses to handle properly.

Keep it up, man.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Didn't he just fucking post about how trolls all "needlessly air out their grievances?"

So the same day he labels people who bitch and moan about mundane shit on the internet as trolls, he bitches and moans about mundane shit on the internet.

Even politicians would wait more than 12 hours before saying something contradictory.

 

[Zvantastika]

Where's the "wisdom" part though.

as you hear me now and understand me tomorrow or later.

Or never, as usual.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Didn't he just fucking post about how trolls all "needlessly air out their grievances?"

So the same day he labels people who bitch and moan about mundane shit on the internet as trolls, he bitches and moans about mundane shit on the internet.

Even politicians would wait more than 12 hours before saying something contradictory.

you didn't expect Chris to follow his own advice now did you?

 

[Dr.Research]

If Chris was really concerned with his loss of freedom he could always hire a home health aid or cleaning person to help pick up the slack from Barb. Yes, I know Barb would never allow it, finances are tight, and the hoard and all, but given some changes (that will never happen, yes) it's a viable option.It would allow Chris more vidya freedom instead of the two or three things Barb demands like runs.

Philosophical Chris is possibly the worst, IMHO. Anyone who has lost a parent has probably had to step up to the plate more and lost some 'freedom' because that's life. Hell even with Bob gone he does hardly more now than he did before.

 

[Bassomatic]

Chris saying pulled to reality, means one thing.. he's depressed.