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Now I'm confused, Alakazam and Raichu but the picture shows blaziken
 
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From that photo it looks like someone has been out doing yard\tree work. I wonder if they paid someone or if he just convinces 'fans' to come do it like a trooned out Tom Sawyer.

"Hey, uh, you want to cut these tree limbs? I was gonna do it all myself and this lawn, among which, but if you pay me for some new vidya I'll let you do it."

CWC said to himself that it was not such a hollow world, after all. He had discovered a great law of human autism, without knowing it – namely, that in order to make a manboy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain. If he had been a great and wise philosopher, like the writer of this book, he would now have comprehended that Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and that Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

(I like that the passage has a little 'Chris capitalization' baked in)
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
That looks like Barb's Dodge Caravan in the background, and that Chris transferred Son-Chu's license plates to it. I wonder if he filled out the paperwork to do that.

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I don't see why not, Chris is perfectly capable of following through when it's something he's motivated to do. He just loves to play "the card" to get out of things he doesn't want to do by pretending to be too incapable and just generally being obstinate, whether it's a pressing obligation or not.
 
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"I am not delusional! See?! There are real pictures of real pokemon on my phone!"

And nothing says "white trash" quite like a shitty minivan and several full trashcans on an unkempt lawn. No matter what Chris thinks, he will always have the blood of inbred Appalachian hillbillies flowing through his veins...and syrup.
 
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