Containment Random Chris Updates

[Ghostbeater]

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Really Chris, how many people HAVE to tell you that you are not a good person untill it sinks in? If an spastic idiot like Felix offends you then how about your old galpal Megan, MLW or Snyder? Even in recent memory a lot of people you pestered on chirper told you that you are a creepy asshole.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris is still as fashion-blind as always, I see. Also what's up with his character's right eye? Is that supposed to be his heterochromia?

Rule #1: always have heterochromia, this is Chris's way of expressing "I am unique".

 

[Slowinthemind]

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His ego has no end, he wants to be listed up there with Plato and Socrates.

 

[Tikbalang]

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Fact: We know about Chris's life more than he can remember.

I want to know how much he spends on microtransactions on that game.
I remember Chris bought a latest game on a 3ds, and maybe he lost interest in the game because he's not familiar to the creatures other than Pikachu.

 

[King Kiwi]

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I want to know how much he spends on microtransactions on that game.

Well, if you hear a hungry meow outside, you'll know how much.

 

[Ferris]

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I want to know how much he spends on microtransactions on that game.
I remember Chris bought a latest game on a 3ds, and maybe he lost interest in the game because he's not familiar to the creatures other than Pikachu.

The only thing surrounding Generation 7 with Chris is Let’s Go, Pokemon Sun and Moon, and his Z-Ring. All we really know about him play Sun and Moon is what he showed in his Z-Ring video, where I’m pretty sure he exclusively used Pikachu.

 

[Nebula Slasher]

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"Goeing"

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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I want to know how much he spends on microtransactions on that game.
I remember Chris bought a latest game on a 3ds, and maybe he lost interest in the game because he's not familiar to the creatures other than Pikachu.

Bet that's a euphemism for stopping at truck stops and draining balls.

 

[King Kiwi]

Not even joking. I see these terrible neighbors not feeding (or fixing) their cats and when does Chris have the time for anyone blah blah blah yadda ya get it.

 

[Picklechu]

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Is there a meaning behind naming Blaziken "Inuyasha"?

Waaaaay back in the day, Chris claimed to be leader of the CWCville Pokemon Gym, and said he had a Blaziken named Inuyasha on his team. As to why he named it Inuyasha originally, I have no idea beyond him being dumb and thinking Blaziken kind of looks like the character, or something.

His Blaziken in the GBA games was named InuYasha for some reason, and Chris seems to consider the Pokemon he catches in video games as existing or potentially existing in CWCville, even before the Idea Guy bullshit (like in the stupid "clip show" comic that he made a few years ago, there was a Ditto that he stated was from a DS cartridge). He's likely naming it after that one, or considers them the same one or something, even though the GBA games can't transfer anything to Pokemon Go directly or indirectly.

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I want to know how much he spends on microtransactions on that game.
I remember Chris bought a latest game on a 3ds, and maybe he lost interest in the game because he's not familiar to the creatures other than Pikachu.

"Pokemon goeing."



He spent at least $1000 on The Simpsons Tapped Out, but, IIRC, that was more difficult to get free stuff in. That being said, I'd be shocked if he hasn't paid some cash.

 

[4Macie]

Honestly, I think the pewdiepie video was probably the most wholesome polite video that could have been made about Chris.

Does it call him out? Yes. But it doesn't throw him under the bus for laughs. It's pretty straight forward.

So is Chris only "triggered" because he's reminded that he did some stupid shit? Or is he more upset that this one video about him has received over 5 million views and isn't kissing his ass?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Honestly, I think the pewdiepie video was probably the most wholesome polite video that could have been made about Chris.

Does it call him out? Yes. But it doesn't throw him under the bus for laughs. It's pretty straight forward.

So is Chris only "triggered" because he's reminded that he did some stupid shit? Or is he more upset that this one video about him has received over 5 million views and isn't kissing his ass?

Knowing Chris, probably both. He gets really pissy when people bring up all the dumb/weird/creepy shit he's done because he thinks it's an "outdated reputation", never mind the fact that he still does dumb/weird/creepy shit on a routine basis, and he's probably just as upset that Pewdiepie didn't make him out to be the kind, caring, soulful, setsy CPU god-empress he imagines himself as.

 

[NerdShamer]

Knowing Chris, probably both. He gets really pissy when people bring up all the dumb/weird/creepy shit he's done because he thinks it's an "outdated reputation", never mind the fact that he still does dumb/weird/creepy shit on a routine basis, and he's probably just as upset that Pewdiepie didn't make him out to be the kind, caring, soulful, setsy CPU god-empress he imagines himself as.

But isn't Chris still acting the same as he was an few years ago?

Sure, the topics might have changed, but his methods haven't.

 

[Ghostbeater]

Knowing Chris, probably both. He gets really pissy when people bring up all the dumb/weird/creepy shit he's done because he thinks it's an "outdated reputation", never mind the fact that he still does dumb/weird/creepy shit on a routine basis, and he's probably just as upset that Pewdiepie didn't make him out to be the kind, caring, soulful, setsy CPU god-empress he imagines himself as.

I think you are right. But to be honest, Felix is a dumb/weird/creepy fucker himself. If it wasn't for his army of (bro)fisting kids he would absolutely give Chris a run for his money. Can't stand that shithead one bit.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

But isn't Chris still acting the same as he was an few years ago?

Sure, the topics might have changed, but his methods haven't.

Well, yes, which is the point I made in that last post. Chris consistently claims to have learned from his mistakes, but he never really does. I think the problem is that he's dumb and autistic and doesn't "get" social nuances the way normies usually do, so he doesn't grasp that his behavior is often wrong or creepy or inappropriate. When he gets in trouble for something, it's kind of like a dog getting zapped by a shock collar. The dog knows that it shouldn't do that thing, but it doesn't really know why. It just knows that "bark=hurt", so eventually it doesn't bark anymore. Chris is the same way. If he gets yelled at often enough for the same thing, it'll eventually get through his head that he shouldn't do that thing anymore because people are going to yell at him for it, but he just doesn't get why he's being yelled at.

Of course the problem is that people will then try to give Chris a pass on his weird shit because he's autistic and he's been cyberbullied, etc etc, which is the mistake Doopie made, among others. He takes this as license to start acting however he pleases toward them, and thus he will inevitably cross the line into gross and inappropriate behavior because he just doesn't get where the line is. Then they yell at him for crossing it and the cycle starts all over again.

 

[Tikbalang]

I have a speculation that either Chris used a car slowly or paid a secret trustee to play pokemon

Thomas Jefferson would be so proud, Chris. Well done.

Chris nicknamed the Blaziken "Inuyasha", now Salamence "Bagoner". I read the CWCki page and he named Gardevoir "Vanessa", I wonder why.

Is he gonna defend the dead niggos or raiding dead niggos?

 

[Nebula Slasher]

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I have a speculation that either Chris used a car slowly or paid a secret trustee to play pokemon
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Thomas Jefferson would be so proud, Chris. Well done.
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Chris nicknamed the Blaziken "Inuyasha", now Salamence "Bagoner". I read the CWCki page and he named Gardevoir "Vanessa", I wonder why.
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Is he gonna defend the dead niggos or raiding dead niggos?

It might be named after Vanessa Hudgens. Chris had a huge bent boner for her at the time. Also, fucking Bagoner.

 

[Ferris]

Bagoner, from the information I've gathered, is a product of Chris's random access humour.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

'Beating your head against a brick wall'
^this applies to both chris tweeting into the void, and the people trying to explain simple logic to chris anymore.

5 bucks says chris thinks that his tweets are psychic or something and they magically arrive in people's feeds somehow.

Well, he's had that sort of logic before, so I wouldn't put it past him.

Is he gonna defend the dead niggos or raiding dead niggos?

Whatever it takes to get away from the 'homos over there'.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I wish Syria had Pokestops.