JULAY
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Chris trying to understand economics is like a dog trying to understand quantum mechanics.
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Pony Horn
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Chris just sold a blanket for $200.
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Chris is slowly becoming a parody of himself.
Soon, he might hold hands with Magi-Chan.
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That's quite an assumption to make based on one strange pony OC that is well within Chris's character to come up with. What else do you base this on, if anything?
RustyNail(her)
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Chris talking about overspending
Could you imagine if Chris had "fuck you" money and all the insane shit he would spend it on? He is easily someone who would be broke a month after winning the lottery.
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Chris talking about inflation of currency being a bad thing is hilarious and extremely childish. Especially when he goes on about a fucking nickel. Then he also talking about giving money to the fucking needy.
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Chris pointing on himself: Hey! That's me!
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Because he is the needy and is probably consciously, or subconsciously trying to get pity so that the next time he begs, someone will throw crack change his way.
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Well. That certainly was a piece of think.
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Lol nope nope nope not gonna read past "Think Piece". Even if I wanted to, my eyes cringed shut entirely without my voluntary permission right there. Twice.
My brain might be small & battered to paste by the stuff I put it through my 20s but it still knows when to protect me/itself from the autismonsters. It's the only reason I'm able to hang out here.
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Just don't kick the thing into a canter, please.
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Geez. I don't know what the worst part of this was. There's just so much to choose from (sort of like the the rest of his online career.) The correct-then-misspelled-then-correct spellings of nickel is up there though. I guess we could just make Hershey Bars a nickel again and fire most of the people that work for them but he didn't think about that, no doubt. And if he had an extra $1.45 I'm sure he wouldn't feed homeless people with it.
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Get Chris into contact with Andrew Dobson, then he may get an understanding of what inflation is.
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"Why, I remember when a new vagina cost a buffalo nickel. A fella named Jim used to take you out back behind a barn and carve it out for ya using a butter knife and widdlin' sticks! After, he would take your virginity for free. Now, it's all hospital stays and fancy dilation tubes and whatnot and no one will even touch it!."
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If that guy who diddled babies and made that rooftop song that everybody likes can use twitter while behind bars, than Chris can still have his twitter access.
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