Containment Random Chris Updates

[Tikbalang]

Scrafty comes in three word origins: Scrappy, scraggy, or crafty.

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We know that's a lie

 

[Skips]

Yep. There is another Idea guy.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Yep. There is another Idea guy.

What proof of there is this? This could still be old idea guy stuff because Chris has referenced it lately.
Even if this is another troll, we already had 4 idea guys, I think unless they're in a group including the old members they shouldn't be connected to the "ideaguy" label.

 

[Looney Troons]

Let’s not automatically jump to conclusions about there being Idea Guy influence. Remember, Chris gets wēēns who slide into his DMs on Twitter or Discord who make attempt to roleplay with him. I suspect this happens fairly often, but Chris usually dismisses the attempts until he finds a character that he either likes, or threatens his own. That Nightvee girl is a recent example of the former, and @The Exiled Draco is one of the latter.

Chris thinks fart jokes are hilarious so I guess he decided to engage with this character. Not dismissing the idea that this could be a malicious actor, but it’s wayyy too soon to tell. We can’t raise the flag every time some random individual gets through to Chris.

 

[Slowinthemind]

Is it just me, or does Chris only take jabs at Cole when they're in financial crisis?

He thinks Cole is one of them thar slick city folks with money to piss and burn, Cole works as a tour guide and perhaps a part time barman, its his wife that is the breadwinner and even then I doubt they are sleeping on a bed of money considering they live in NYC.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Yep. There is another Idea guy.

I got 5 on that dumb MKR faggot sinking her talons in deeper.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

He thinks Cole is one of them thar slick city folks with money to piss and burn, Cole works as a tour guide and perhaps a part time barman, its his wife that is the breadwinner and even then I doubt they are sleeping on a bed of money considering they live in NYC.

The rent must be sky high at Carnegie Hall.

 

[thismanlies]

Personally, I'm leaning towards the idea that Chris came up with this on his own. When the idea guys came up with cunt nuggets, that joke went right over Chris's head.

Chris seems to be aware that Farton's a joke and he seems pretty amused with it. But I could be wrong.

 

[MY 405]

Horses are well known for their incessant farting abilities. Can't wait to see this one's Pootie Mark.

 

[The Dude]

Horses are well known for their incessant farting abilities. Can't wait to see this one's Pootie Mark.

Sometimes the farts are an indication of an impending case of the trots. And if you farts when you gots the trots it can lead to an awful mess (see: dirty crapped briefs).

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Chris just wants more imaginary pony friends. And he is determined to make these up while G4 is still alive.

But if this is another Idea Person, better get ready to call some moms!

 

[Barrister]

"Scrafty"?

Isn't that a Black&White Pokemon? Does he mean "Scrappy"?

I guess Chris has been sitting in a cloud of his own farts for so long that they're beginning to pervade his "art".

The pokemon he's trying to spell is Scraggy. I kind of feel a bit dirty knowing that.

No, they're two different Pokemon. Scraggy evolves into Scrafty, meaning Chris may have managed to not mess up his spelling (in that instance).

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I dunno, Chris seemed to get oddly thrilled by farting on a cake.

 

[Slowinthemind]

I dunno, Chris seemed to get oddly thrilled by farting on a cake.

Seeing him starting to get erect during that video made me leave the internet alone and go out, I have no idea why it disturbed me so much considering the shit I have seen.

 

[King Kiwi]

Cole probably drew that when he was 5 or 6 years old and it's still a better drawing than anything Chris has drawn as a 37 year old grown-ass adult.

Aaaahhhhhh No.

I've never wanted Chris to read something so bad. Too bad we're all blocked.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Skips]

Chris talking about overspending

 

[francesco]

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Nothing new here. The irony and hypocrisy is of course lost on good ol' Chris...

 

[GhostBird50]

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every time he talks about the economy like he knows something it makes me cringe at the realization of how small his bubble of knowledge is and how he has not even a shred of an idea as to how anything works anymore.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

How is it a 3-for-1, unless he's counting one of his invisible harem members. Or the cat for some reason.

Never seen a financial analysis expert like Chris use the phrase "dun goofed" while talking about inflation but I guess there's a first time for everything.