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Twitter guy: When will you learn?
Chris: NEVER!
Chris: NEVER!
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Chris is dying for an opportunity to spend 6K on a fictitious Bronycon badge.
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I shudder to think what holes are “stylish” to a brony.
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Watch the dumbasses either give Chris 6k or a-logs give nothing but complaints.
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- Nov 5, 2014
The badge isn't real FYI. It's a joke referring Apple's reveal that their new 6K monitors are priced at $4999 and the monitor stand is sold seperately for an additional $999. This is of course flying high over Chris' head.
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A $999 monitor stand is everything wrong with Apple today
You can pinpoint the exact moment when Apple lost the WWDC audience on Monday. John Ternus, the company's VP of hardware engineering, had just revealed that the Pro Display XDR, its new high-end 6K monitor, will cost $4,999. That's pricey, but reasonable considering all of the features it...
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6k monitors? Our eyes can't even see in 4k. Another money grab from the ignorant masses for Apple I guess.The badge isn't real FYI. It's a joke referring Apple's reveal that their new 6K monitors are priced at $4999 and the monitor stand is sold seperately for an additional $999. This is of course flying high over Chris' head.
A $999 monitor stand is everything wrong with Apple today
You can pinpoint the exact moment when Apple lost the WWDC audience on Monday. John Ternus, the company's VP of hardware engineering, had just revealed that the Pro Display XDR, its new high-end 6K monitor, will cost $4,999. That's pricey, but reasonable considering all of the features it...
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He would as well, he is so gullible it is no longer funny.
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At least he's giving credit to fanart he uses
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Welcome to the Pokemon World, I'm Professor Donald Trunk, and these lil fellas are called Pokemon. Pokemon are seen as good partners, but can also be used as cheap labor. So tell me kid, are you a boy or a girl? Woah, hold on a sec, don't need to even ask that one. Clearly you are a boy. An ugly one. Here kid, have a small loan of 1,000,000 Pokedollars for some clothes and surgery.
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It means
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- Nov 10, 2016
Don't lie, Chris, we all know your Gym badge would be a pin that looks like the un-clit. Maybe with a trans flag as a backdrop.
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Any Pokémon trainer in Chris' universe with an ounce of dignity would wear that badge on the inside of their jacket. Then burn it.
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He can't see your reply.
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what in gods name is that? and arent badges supposed to be like pin and not full on Flava Flav clock necklaces?
i honestly can't tell what that is supposed to be so there is the high possibility that's what it already is and Chris just fucked up the flag because he doesn't know which one is which.
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"ALOL" means, "I'm a delusional fat moron who refuses to grow up, never learns anything, and poops himself."
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His gullible nature stopped being funny around the time he used a penknife to give himself a vagina.
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- Feb 27, 2013
"My Crayola Model Magic™ badge was delicious!"