Containment Random Chris Updates

[Tikbalang]

"My Crayola FUCKING Model Magic™ badge was delicious!"

Good clay crafters use tools and shit, while Chris's shit looked like it could be mistaken that it was made by a kindergartener

Dimensional Merge tweet

 

[Cedric_Eff]

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Another LARPer?

 

[ON 190]

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Dimensional Merge tweet

I'll never understand the idiots who purposefully feed into his delusions. There's no fun in it.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

I'll never understand the idiots who purposefully feed into his delusions. There's no fun in it.

Because for some reason they think feeding into his deliusions is hilarious, though who knows at this point Chris is like the Alpha Autist and his screech may attract other autists to him, the person in this tweet is his Rodan.

 

[Wraith]

I laughed at the way he quickly jumps to the defensive about his OC being overpowered with the dumbest excuse ever - "I have to be OP or else I can't win!"

This is Chris. He can't construct a character with cunning or strategy. All he has is the ability to combat an enemy like a cave man would with a club, just elemental flavored.
"I threw a rock at him! ... It was a BIG rock."

Chris is dying for an opportunity to spend 6K on a fictitious Bronycon badge.
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I'm glad this is a joke.

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Dimensional Merge tweet

Why am I having thoughts that Chris' dimensional merge is like the old generation 1 transformers where Megatron tried to move Cybertron into Earth's orbit to steal all the energy that would be produced? Except in this case he's stealing OCs.
This is the nerdiest thing I have ever written and I am ashamed of myself.

 

[Trombonista]

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@Trickie hasn't been here in a while. I hope she saw this tweet.

 

[Tikbalang]

Why am I having thoughts that Chris' dimensional merge is like the old generation 1 transformers where Megatron tried to move Cybertron into Earth's orbit to steal all the energy that would be produced? Except in this case he's stealing OCs.

I made five OCs that successfully fuck every Chris's spouse and they seem to like it.

Spoiler: Ignore the white girl

My OCs

He can steal it. I wouldn't mind

@Trickie hasn't been here in a while. I hope she saw this tweet.

I think Chris doesn't feel bad about his portrayal in the webcomic because he is portrayed as a man.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Why is Sonichu his son but Rosechu isn't his daughter? It seems so weird every time he says "My Son and my Rosey." It's like he denies creating Rosechu. Or denies being her parent. I find it so weird because Chris wanted a daughter so bad. Does he deny being Rosechu's daughter so it isn't clear that Sonichu and Rosechu are siblings in an incest marriage?

Spoiler

And yes I get it, "Son" is simply short for Sonichu. I just like joking about it because it always sounds weird to me.

 

[CraBman]

Good clay crafters use tools and shit, while Chris's shit looked like it could be mistaken that it was made by a kindergartener

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These wéens have to fucking stop their god damm autism for chirst-same.

 

[GhostBird50]

Good clay crafters use tools and shit, while Chris's shit looked like it could be mistaken that it was made by a kindergartener

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so this made me giggle a little because at this point Chris seems almost dead to most people like he just ignores people now but someone comes up to him and says something like "my butthole doesn't work the same way just like yours !" and Chris just refers them to some previous post or video like its a goddam handbook on life. he's really just stopped giving people the time of day and more just posts random demands and stupid shit.

 

[Rupin]

so this made me giggle a little because at this point Chris seems almost dead to most people like he just ignores people now but someone comes up to him and says something like "my butthole doesn't work the same way just like yours !" and Chris just refers them to some previous post or video like its a goddam handbook on life. he's really just stopped giving people the time of day and more just posts random demands and stupid shit.

That's because he has made his own little echo chamber filled with people he wants to befriend or beta orbiters willing to submit to his alpha rank among autists. It's much harder to troll him now and it's not even worth it because it often just results in a boring tweet.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris comments about krazy glue and explains his Twitter signature is meant to represent CPU Blue Heart and Sonichu, and Chris's latest enabler keeps encouraging his merge beliefs (Chris linked to the four-part merge guide he posted last year).

 

[CraBman]

Chris comments about krazy glue and explains his Twitter signature is meant to represent CPU Blue Heart and Sonichu, and Chris's latest enabler keeps encouraging his merge beliefs (Chris linked to the four-part merge guide he posted last year).

I guess the Ideay Guy’s legacy will never die because of enablers and wèéns Fuck Wise and Boyd for putting this dumb shit in his head.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris comments about krazy glue and explains his Twitter signature is meant to represent CPU Blue Heart and Sonichu, and Chris's latest enabler keeps encouraging his merge beliefs (Chris linked to the four-part merge guide he posted last year).

If Chris watched the show Foster's home for imaginary friends, creating an imaginary friend became an existing sentient being that has the needs of a human being. Faster than giving birth.

If Chris wants to create a cult, he'll be the first one to leave because he didn't feel like it.

 

[Rogowski]

More encouragement.

 

[MY 405]

"The Wisdoms" is going to be the Holy Word of his Merge version of Cartoon-world Scientology. Break out the Magic Space-Faring 747s.

 

[Tikbalang]

I think Chris should be in shock therapy and soviet-like brainwashing

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This merge is as valid as Chris' transgender beliefs.

 

[GhostBird50]

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I have to say while I didn't see this at really clever it does reveal how gullible Chris still is. As this guy was posing with a pony profile pic and then did a full 180 into the pickle shit. honestly, I would have to say this is an above average w.e.e.n.

 

[MY 405]

I have to say while I didn't see this at really clever it does reveal how gullible Chris still is. As this guy was posing with a pony profile pic and then did a full 180 into the pickle shit. honestly, I would have to say this is an above average w.e.e.n.

No one who calls themselves "FightertownUSA" is for real, and they are definitely not a Navy pilot from Mira Mar.