Containment Random Chris Updates

"I was literally told, offline" BULLSHIETT
He somehow recalled that and yet he did not remember or even mentioned that today is the 28th anniversary of Sonic? Either he doesn't realize that or its buried somewhere under all his tweets.
Things he'll forget in the future:
Bob's deathday, Barb's medication routine, "wedding anniversary", and his own birthday

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I assume Chris merged with Magichan (whole body) and Angelica rosechu (wings and shoes)
Their wedding rings is on his ears, he's holding his tail for some reason, and his right ankle is twisted. And annur' thing, that face though.
 
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I assume Chris merged with Magichan (whole body) and Angelica rosechu (wings and shoes)
Their wedding rings is on his ears, he's holding his tail for some reason, and his right ankle is twisted. And annur' thing, that face though.
Why does Chris look like he's giving his tail a handjob? I'm looking forward to the day when Chris battles homelessness and Trenchfoot in Sonichu.
 
"after receiving the monies"

Chris' English is oddly similar to the variety used by South Asians. They actually use words like "monies" or "hubby" in newspapers. Is it just Chris being Chris (a rętard) or is it some Southern thing?
(cw: autism)

Monies is a real word; it's the plural of money, as in "different monies are used globally", and it's also a verb, as in "the moneyed upper classes"...


but there's absolutely no way Chris knew this and he's just trying to be an adorable pony princess.
 
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I assume Chris merged with Magichan (whole body) and Angelica rosechu (wings and shoes)
Their wedding rings is on his ears, he's holding his tail for some reason, and his right ankle is twisted. And annur' thing, that face though.

I see Collosal-Chan has officially been transformed into Insane Mutant Bag Lady-Chan. Good for him.
 
If he does end up attending, do you think he’s going to bring up the “5 more seasons” thing at the Q&A?
Tara Strong saw Chris in Q&A forum: "oh god, why is he doing here?"
I see Collosal-Chan has officially been transformed into Insane Mutant Bag Lady-Chan. Good for him.
I wonder what's Chris's trigger words? Bag Lady, Rętarded, Naive, and male pronouns
That’s just bad perspective, it’s a clenched fist in front of the tail.
If told the artist and point that out, the artist will have to make changes, either position or angle
 
Tara Strong saw Chris in Q&A forum: "oh god, why is he doing here?"
Remember last year when he tried to "role play" with the voice of Robotnick, and insulted the character by calling him "GAY"?! What really pissed me off is that no one called him out for it? I mean, let's quit beating around the bush, Chris is nothing but a straight, retarded male with a disgusting sissy fetish throwing around "Gay" as an insult.
 
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I assume Chris merged with Magichan (whole body) and Angelica rosechu (wings and shoes)
Their wedding rings is on his ears, he's holding his tail for some reason, and his right ankle is twisted. And annur' thing, that face though.
Sounds awfully similar to Heaven's Gate mythos. Discard your "vehicle" in order to get an alien/celestial/androgynous one and live/exist in the next "level".
 
"You want ridiculously overpowered?"
Well, to be OP PLZ NERF you kinda have to have a story beyond massive text walls and splash pages of shitty action poses.

Self inserts have always been kinda fascinating to me. the concept of putting yourself in any work of fiction comes with the constant temptation to remove all your flaws and make yourself perfect. Here we have Chris trying to level up his perfect-in-every-way Self insert to 'I have all the powers!' tier self insert. If I didn't know any better I'd say this was a childish way of putting himself over every other human on the planet by making himself the god of gods in this dimensional merge narrative. If he's the alpha and omega in all reality then he's more important than you. It'd be his Ego achieving Final Form at last.
 
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You think Chris thinks about things like that? Something inconsequential changed about his favorite show and Chris is upset. That means everyone else should be upset about the change. Chris believes that he (and to a lesser extent, other fans) has influential power over entertainment companies, and that if he can get enough peons to bitch about it for him, those companies will bend to his will and do whatever they can to fix the offense. The pony fuckers won't care that some other studio is handling the animation. And the fans who are at an age appropriate for the show, what few of them are left, won't care either.
He's not completely wrong, it's called "voting with the wallet" with some saying it's why DC did both the new 52 and later rebirth reboots of their comics. The problem with Chris is he takes that litteraly and thinks fans can legit make an entire company change something he doesn't like even if it'd it be financially unsound to do so.
You mean commanded by you to last at least until your first heart attack?
 
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