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Chris, something even more important happened one year ago. The day before my birthday you gave me the best present I could ever ask for. And you created an altercation with someone under the house of Cinemassacre, who has at least three brands under his name, has memorabilia with his face on it and runs a highly regarded professional nerd event.

Thanks Chris
 
Barb had a firearm so why not Bob?
Barb was, at the time, firmly planted on a couch or a chair. Essentially, a turret base. Bob was much older and seems fairly fragile. Honestly, I doubt they would want something larger than a small handgun around the house with Chris. I imagine something akin to the fan art of the Sonichu children putting a gun in their mouth with Chris.
My personal opinion of course but you do have an excellent point
 
"after receiving the monies"

Chris' English is oddly similar to the variety used by South Asians. They actually use words like "monies" or "hubby" in newspapers. Is it just Chris being Chris (a rętard) or is it some Southern thing?

"Hubby" is a word exclusive to insufferable, infantile, English-speaking cunts that cling to a baseless, off-the-rails conviction that English-speaking non-cunts find it overwhelmingly endearing.

If an English-speaking non-cunt attempts to say the word "Hubby" out loud, even just as a quote or descriptor, they'll have a biochemical reaction that causes them to throw up in their mouth.

And yes, mental rètardation is a requisite condition to its unironic use.
 
Barb was, at the time, firmly planted on a couch or a chair. Essentially, a turret base. Bob was much older and seems fairly fragile. Honestly, I doubt they would want something larger than a small handgun around the house with Chris. I imagine something akin to the fan art of the Sonichu children putting a gun in their mouth with Chris.
My personal opinion of course but you do have an excellent point
I don't know if you're a euro or a burger so forgive me if I'm explaining something you already know. In a family you have rifles, like three or four. When the oldest member of the household dies, said rifles are passed down to the next of kin. The passing down of antique longarms is a tradition. I always assumed that Bob's guns were antique longarms and he wasn't packing an AR-15.
 
I don't know if you're a euro or a burger so forgive me if I'm explaining something you already know. In a family you have rifles, like three or four. When the oldest member of the household dies, said rifles are passed down to the next of kin. The passing down of antique longarms is a tradition. I always assumed that Bob's guns were antique longarms and he wasn't packing an AR-15.
You're fine and while I am from the "Normal area" of Va, my origins are Euro. You're 1000% correct but don't forget all the court battles they were facing starting with Greene County and again after blarms. Tradition or not, even a shmuck would know to sell something like gun to pay for a lawyer and possible court ordered payments/restitutions. Also don't forget the fire and clean up. We sadly don't have record of Bob's guns after they were first mentioned. I honestly think Barb would have pawned them off around the start of Financialchu saga. But as a Virginian, I will agree with you about the tradition. I kinda wish Bob had some OG shit like a gold plated MAC-10 or a :deagle:



"Hubby" is a word exclusive to insufferable, infantile, English-speaking cunts that cling to a baseless, off-the-rails conviction that English-speaking non-cunts find it overwhelmingly endearing.

If an English-speaking non-cunt attempts to say the word "Hubby" out loud, even just as a quote or descriptor, they'll have a biochemical reaction that causes them to throw up in their mouth.

And yes, mental rètardation is a requisite condition to its unironic use.
I can assure you, NOBODY speaks like that but him in the state of Va
 
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I assume Chris merged with Magichan (whole body) and Angelica rosechu (wings and shoes)
Their wedding rings is on his ears, he's holding his tail for some reason, and his right ankle is twisted. And annur' thing, that face though.
I guess Chris was watching this show at the time and decided to plagiarise the hearts on the cheeks design come up with a true and original design:
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Some posts from Chris' twitter from June 24th
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Guess we'll just have to see how long ot takes before Chris gets thrown out of Bronycon after assuming his defensive hedgehog position. Place your bets now ladies, gents, and whatever the fuck else you see on the internet nowadays. Winner gets a pat on the back, and that's pretty much it.
 
Lest we forget he also stole other people's characters (Simonla, Megagi, Asperchu, etc.), steals other people's jokes in an attempt to be funny, has committed fraud ("wheelin' & dealin'," as he calls it), & tried to shoplift from Best Buy. & those are only things I've come up with off the top of my head.
when has he commited fraud? i want to read about this
 
Chris would but games on sale in one shop(Walmart) and return them to a different one(target) and try to return it for full price/store credit saying he had lost the receipt.

Wheeling and dealing!

It used to be that if you returned something to Target without a receipt that you would get store credit in the amount of the lowest price the item had been sold at within the last 30 days so if you returned something that had been on sale you might not get much more back if any.
 
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Some posts from Chris' twitter from June 24th
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Guess we'll just have to see how long ot takes before Chris gets thrown out of Bronycon after assuming his defensive hedgehog position. Place your bets now ladies, gents, and whatever the fuck else you see on the internet nowadays. Winner gets a pat on the back, and that's pretty much it.

Awhile ago I said he could go to cons and set up a table to sell merch but wouldn't want to do it because he'd rather go to all the panels and bug the voice actors. Thank you Chris for proving people who doubt you right
 
Chris would but games on sale in one shop(Walmart) and return them to a different one(target) and try to return it for full price/store credit saying he had lost the receipt.

Wheeling and dealing!
To be fair that’s mildly intelligent and something I might consider doing if I was looking for a quick amount of cash.
 
To be fair that’s mildly intelligent and something I might consider doing if I was looking for a quick amount of cash.

I haven't been inside a Gamestop in years.. but isn't that all an awful lot of work to net like $6.02 all told? If Chris has actually done this, it does fall in line with pretty much all of his past business ventures. Given all his retail bans, seems more likely he'd end up at a loss after gas. And his time is worth nothing, so I won't even elaborate on that factor.

Also hard to imagine Gamestop hasn't had safeguards in place for this for years. Consumers have been running the exchange game for decades.
 
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