Containment Random Chris Updates

With turds.


LOL, you can't control basic human instincts. If you don't have 100,000 dollars for painful surgeries, people will still call you out for being a dude. It's unconscious. I don't look at Chris and automatically think, "yeah, that's a really ugly woman", I think, "that's a grotesquely ugly male."
Chris is the ugliest drag queen in Virginia

Ah, sucking up to a pony voice actress by yelling 'hey, yeah, I kinda follow a vegan diet, too, apart from all of the meat I eat!' Never change, Chris.

(Also, attention whore Tara supporting PETA? Colour me surprised.)
Never forget Tara " vaxes are not magic" Strong
 
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Chris rages about troll edits on the Sonichu Headquarters page.

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Chris bitches about how the Idea Guy saga delayed Sonichu 15. Wtf did he mean by, "I ended up messing up on Rosie’s young and short bosoms"?

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Chris bitches about how the Idea Guy saga delayed Sonichu 15. Wtf did he mean by, "I ended up messing up on Rosie’s young and short bosoms"?

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It's because the Idea People told him about Rosechu's penis.
 
He went out of his way to show off how big it was when she stood him up for the MLP film screening. Posted a photo of his bloated gut on Twitter screeching 'THIS! This could have been HERS!'

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I like how on that series of tweets he talks like some kind of old-timey deranged supervillain.

"With this!! Nefarious device!! I will END!! Those Super Friends!!!"
 

I wonder if Chris knows that Unbirth is a thing.
I mean he's a part of both the Pokemon and Sonic fandom, so it's to be assumed, but to some people "Unbirth Day" has a very different meaning.
If you know what I mean, you've been on the internet too long, or you're a fetishist.

Maybe both.
 
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